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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand aside, true chad of the sea passing through.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how they seem to never get barnacles

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are far too active and their skin is very smooth, unlike that of a whale.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or you know, literally just vibrate them to death.
          Sperm Whales are the only large bodied whales to never have any type of barnacle.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            barnacles mostly attach to baleen whales, baleens are more suited for their survival than toothed whales. There is no secret, whales don't even give a shit about getting barnacles, they die on their own eitherway if it ever happens to settle on toothed whales

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whales don't even give a shit about getting barnacles
              I remember seeing a video of a whale seeking people to get their barnacles removed

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't do that. Not unless they're sick. Barnacles help since that calcified shit helps act as a club for defense. But as far as I know mostly baleen whales get barnacles since both are filter feeders so they kinda get along well together. Whereas they'd kinda starve on toothed whales that don't have or seek out huge masses of algae and krill or whatever to eat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                whales only start removing the barnacles if they get uncomfortable, otherwise they keep them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orchads.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to wait your turn, kid.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that dolphin could pass as a juvenile orca.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actively hunting possible predators to avoid future predation
    They're more like us than we think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill a killer the number of killers remains the same.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dolphins are already carnivores though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if you kill 2 killers?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if you kill 2 killers?

        How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck MURDER.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why bats are stuck as rodents while while dolphins are honorary humans.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolphins and Orcas are fricking badass and I'm tired of pretending they're not!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      #TeamMammal. Frick sharks

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ate dophins

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