>go to south texas >the entire beach is a neutral zone between the grackles and the gulls >one wandering over the line provokes an immediate response and both sides bumrush in squawking and shrieking
I always root for Team Grackle.
I don't get why people hate them, they are pretty cool animals.
There was this young seagull last year that would often come sit by me at the beach, I didn't even offer him food
I don't get why people hate them, they are pretty cool animals.
There was this young seagull last year that would often come sit by me at the beach, I didn't even offer him food
They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets and they shit all over the place.
https://i.imgur.com/39XAYUA.jpg
Based. That's something I would do if one took my 3ds away.
>They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets
Sound like a you problem, since you can't hold anything with sufficient grip. >and they shit all over the place.
I dont care about that in slightest. I dont even care if they shit on me.
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they piss off the ultra-materialistic npc types >NOOOO THOSE ARE ME FOOKIN CHIPS
simply observe this webm >based seagull appreciator sees his plight and opens the door for him
then >normbot NPC sees the seagull taking a sandwich >"noooo you can't just take that!! that sandwich belongs to [faceless multinational corporation]! you're supposed to pay for it!! COME BACK HERE! DON'T MAKE ME CHASE YOU (for free)"
seagull haters are unironically the jannies of the world
Pretty much. Not to mention that sandwich packaging got pierced moment seagull picked it up off the shelf, which means that well, sandwich gonna get thrown away anyway.
Guess who's gonna end up in hell, and who's gonna end up in heaven.
I saw a Gull cracking open a clam the other day.
It would fly in circles, before rearing up and dropping it until it cracked. Never knew they were smart enough to do that
>>mate for life
>>good parents
god I wish my parents were like that
it's true that steven died?
dont think so. His (her? idfk they all look the same) first mate died a while ago.
Humans cannot impregnate birds, how would mating/parentage be relevant? You mean we have to get a gull sperm donor?
>go to south texas
>the entire beach is a neutral zone between the grackles and the gulls
>one wandering over the line provokes an immediate response and both sides bumrush in squawking and shrieking
I always root for Team Grackle.
>You mean we have to get a gull sperm donor?
Maybe 3-way?
I don't get why people hate them, they are pretty cool animals.
There was this young seagull last year that would often come sit by me at the beach, I didn't even offer him food
People who hate gulls are evil.
They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets and they shit all over the place.
Based. That's something I would do if one took my 3ds away.
>They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets
Sound like a you problem, since you can't hold anything with sufficient grip.
>and they shit all over the place.
I dont care about that in slightest. I dont even care if they shit on me.
they piss off the ultra-materialistic npc types
>NOOOO THOSE ARE ME FOOKIN CHIPS
He did nothing wrong.
He didn't ask them to cook up the bird.
>Traumatized because of one bird killed in front of them.
>Don't give a shit about funding industries torturing and killing millions of birds.
Difference is purpose. One would be food, other would be left rotting in the street.
simply observe this webm
>based seagull appreciator sees his plight and opens the door for him
then
>normbot NPC sees the seagull taking a sandwich
>"noooo you can't just take that!! that sandwich belongs to [faceless multinational corporation]! you're supposed to pay for it!! COME BACK HERE! DON'T MAKE ME CHASE YOU (for free)"
seagull haters are unironically the jannies of the world
Pretty much. Not to mention that sandwich packaging got pierced moment seagull picked it up off the shelf, which means that well, sandwich gonna get thrown away anyway.
Guess who's gonna end up in hell, and who's gonna end up in heaven.
Co-ops are distinctly non corporate
Most co-ops are effectively a franchise architecture that pretends it isn't. The only real differnce is liability.
This is such a corporate blowhard nonargument, it is almost satirical
Dumb b***h
I saw a Gull cracking open a clam the other day.
It would fly in circles, before rearing up and dropping it until it cracked. Never knew they were smart enough to do that
imagine...
i'm afraid mine is too short even for a gull.
The N-words of the skies
They are white, k?
For matter of fact, no bird is N. Doesn't exist. All birds are pure.
Yes