Gulls

>mate for life
>good parents
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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>mate for life
    >>good parents
    god I wish my parents were like that

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's true that steven died?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont think so. His (her? idfk they all look the same) first mate died a while ago.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans cannot impregnate birds, how would mating/parentage be relevant? You mean we have to get a gull sperm donor?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to south texas
      >the entire beach is a neutral zone between the grackles and the gulls
      >one wandering over the line provokes an immediate response and both sides bumrush in squawking and shrieking
      I always root for Team Grackle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You mean we have to get a gull sperm donor?
      Maybe 3-way?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people hate them, they are pretty cool animals.
    There was this young seagull last year that would often come sit by me at the beach, I didn't even offer him food

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who hate gulls are evil.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get why people hate them, they are pretty cool animals.
        There was this young seagull last year that would often come sit by me at the beach, I didn't even offer him food

        They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets and they shit all over the place.

        https://i.imgur.com/39XAYUA.jpg

        Based. That's something I would do if one took my 3ds away.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They'll steal anything out of your hands whether it's phones or wallets
          Sound like a you problem, since you can't hold anything with sufficient grip.
          >and they shit all over the place.
          I dont care about that in slightest. I dont even care if they shit on me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who hate gulls are evil.

      they piss off the ultra-materialistic npc types
      >NOOOO THOSE ARE ME FOOKIN CHIPS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did nothing wrong.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't ask them to cook up the bird.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Traumatized because of one bird killed in front of them.
          >Don't give a shit about funding industries torturing and killing millions of birds.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Difference is purpose. One would be food, other would be left rotting in the street.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who hate gulls are evil.

      [...]
      they piss off the ultra-materialistic npc types
      >NOOOO THOSE ARE ME FOOKIN CHIPS

      simply observe this webm
      >based seagull appreciator sees his plight and opens the door for him
      then
      >normbot NPC sees the seagull taking a sandwich
      >"noooo you can't just take that!! that sandwich belongs to [faceless multinational corporation]! you're supposed to pay for it!! COME BACK HERE! DON'T MAKE ME CHASE YOU (for free)"
      seagull haters are unironically the jannies of the world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. Not to mention that sandwich packaging got pierced moment seagull picked it up off the shelf, which means that well, sandwich gonna get thrown away anyway.
        Guess who's gonna end up in hell, and who's gonna end up in heaven.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Co-ops are distinctly non corporate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most co-ops are effectively a franchise architecture that pretends it isn't. The only real differnce is liability.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is such a corporate blowhard nonargument, it is almost satirical

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb b***h

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a Gull cracking open a clam the other day.
    It would fly in circles, before rearing up and dropping it until it cracked. Never knew they were smart enough to do that

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm afraid mine is too short even for a gull.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The N-words of the skies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are white, k?
      For matter of fact, no bird is N. Doesn't exist. All birds are pure.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

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