Great-White Sharks are everywhere, all the time and like to sniff around surfers.

Great-White Sharks are everywhere, all the time and like to sniff around surfers.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shark see something weird
    >goes to investigate, maybe food
    >nope just weird bony seal that smells terrible and less edible than kelp
    >leaves
    >"omg the shark was gonna get me! call daddy gov to start a cull"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally only 4chan thinks like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or just swim anywhere near orcas. Problem solved.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Great-White Sharks
    >there's no "common" or "small" white shark

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its because its a White shark, that makes it automatically great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But does it also own the libs epic style?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All great White shark attacks have probably been on leftists, hanging out in shark waters to see "le beautiful raw natute" is something i can only imagine a leftist doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the "great" is a poetic addition as far as i can tell; in my language the word has always just been whiteshark in one word

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salmon sharks look a bit cooler than great whites. but both of them have the best monster-shark shape.
    most of the other sharks are either goofy looking or sleek and streamline.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did i hear someone say sh*rk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are cool but you have autism my friend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet megalodons taste reaaaaal fine!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      council war gay always bringing up orcas in shark threads

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ive noticed that too, obnoxious gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sharks are absolutely born for BOC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orcabros just can't stop winning.

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