>shark see something weird >goes to investigate, maybe food >nope just weird bony seal that smells terrible and less edible than kelp >leaves >"omg the shark was gonna get me! call daddy gov to start a cull"
All great White shark attacks have probably been on leftists, hanging out in shark waters to see "le beautiful raw natute" is something i can only imagine a leftist doing
salmon sharks look a bit cooler than great whites. but both of them have the best monster-shark shape.
most of the other sharks are either goofy looking or sleek and streamline.
>shark see something weird
>goes to investigate, maybe food
>nope just weird bony seal that smells terrible and less edible than kelp
>leaves
>"omg the shark was gonna get me! call daddy gov to start a cull"
Literally only 4chan thinks like that.
Or just swim anywhere near orcas. Problem solved.
>Great-White Sharks
>there's no "common" or "small" white shark
Its because its a White shark, that makes it automatically great
But does it also own the libs epic style?
All great White shark attacks have probably been on leftists, hanging out in shark waters to see "le beautiful raw natute" is something i can only imagine a leftist doing
the "great" is a poetic addition as far as i can tell; in my language the word has always just been whiteshark in one word
salmon sharks look a bit cooler than great whites. but both of them have the best monster-shark shape.
most of the other sharks are either goofy looking or sleek and streamline.
did i hear someone say sh*rk?
Orcas are cool but you have autism my friend
I bet megalodons taste reaaaaal fine!
council war gay always bringing up orcas in shark threads
Ive noticed that too, obnoxious gays
Sharks are absolutely born for BOC.
Orcabros just can't stop winning.