Grass

>is only 70 million years old
Um bros what did Earth look like before grass?
Were dinosaurs’ feets always hurting because they were walking on rough ground?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The earliest grasses weren't even nice, soft turf grasses like the ones that Wauf posters really need to go outside and touch. They were all tough old nasty grasses.
    That's why pic related is so inaccurate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Pic related" being this...

      One time I saw a truck that had a bumper sticker that said, Ass, Grass, or Gas.

      >One time I saw a truck that had a bumper sticker that said, Ass, Grass, or Gas.
      No-one rides for free! That's the truth, brother!
      But again, not botanically accurate. Because Cannabis is in the hemp family, Cannabaceae, not the grass family, Poaceae.

      >primitive lineages within Poaceae, similar in position to the Anomochlooideae
      >grasses have been around since the Early Cretaceous
      >survived the K-Pg mass extinction event but rebound massively after it
      Hardy little guys. I'd say the lack of flowers is among the main reasons they are so widespread.

      >survived the K-Pg mass extinction event but rebound massively after it
      >I'd say the lack of flowers is among the main reasons they are so widespread
      Uh... but grasses are, of course, flowering plants. They are mainly wind-pollinated but they all still have flowers.
      Flowering trees only started taking over from gymnosperm trees shortly before the Yucatan wiener-rock, and herbaceous angiosperms like grasses only really took off afterwards.
      If you're going to big up grasses for surviving the K-T you also gotta shout out ferns and cycads. Come on!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I saw a truck that had a bumper sticker that said, Ass, Grass, or Gas.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you never seen a forest with no grass cover

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"hAvE yOu EvEr BeEn In A-"

      Yeah stfu up man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dis homie never been to the jurassic period

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've for goddamn sure been in Jur Ass before though motherfricker.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you also say "ick" because she was on her period?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jur Ass
            is that some sort of old dead Incan city?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's saying he's been in your ass before dude.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've never felt it so it must have been in his dreams. sad he thinks dreams are reality

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              why incan?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jur Ass is grass

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                heh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stfu up
        >shut the frick up up

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2018, a study described grass microfossils extracted from the teeth of the hadrosauroid dinosaur Equijubus normani from northern China, dating to the Albian stage of the Early Cretaceous approximately 113–100 million years ago, which were found to belong to primitive lineages within Poaceae, similar in position to the Anomochlooideae. These are currently the oldest known grass fossils.[1]

    >~113mya
    and if they existed then, that means they evolved even earlier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >primitive lineages within Poaceae, similar in position to the Anomochlooideae
      >grasses have been around since the Early Cretaceous
      >survived the K-Pg mass extinction event but rebound massively after it
      Hardy little guys. I'd say the lack of flowers is among the main reasons they are so widespread.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    touch moss

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is a meadow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a piece of grassland.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ground was covered in mosses and ferns instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, it could’ve been covered by conifers instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t sound so bad. So dinosaurs had it even better than us, feet-wise?
      Maybe this is what caused them to become soft and weak.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me just hop in my time machine and go find out for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me just hop in my time machine
      >hop in
      >Poorgay can't afford a wristwatch time machine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen man not everyone can afford the timewatch+ that can perfectly cloak you from reality allowing you to view the past without butterfly affects

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wristwatch time machine
        >Trend chasing peasant doesn't have a built in lounge, Bar, and Kitchen with staff all in the glory of AC.
        Have fun never seeing the the beauty of underwater life or seeing the Earth form.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about the time portal in Tokyo piggu farm
      ngmi

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