GOPHERS

How do I get rid of gophers from my yard in minecraft? They’ve all but destroyed my bird coop.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot 'em.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not allowed in my state might as well live in the UK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is happening here

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he just wants a little sniff

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if I believe that unless you live in Hawaii. What state doesn't let you pop varmints? Even Commiefornia lets you smear rodents on your own property as long as they got four legs.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch, AND KABLOOEY!

    ?t=58

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >found another hole in my yard
    >don’t know if it was an old hole or not
    another one couldn’t have moved in bing bang boom just like that right??

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled what’s a good way to get rid of coywolves?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      .223 Remington JHP

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.”

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      AwApple

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Succumbed to the forbidden fruit.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're allowed to kill them.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Johns, William J. pursuit log
    >15 days out
    >I tracked the son of a b***h to some bombed out mess of a burrow.
    >If petsmart offered free food pellets they’d get every wretch in my back yard.
    >There’s no gophers here… too frickin’ bright.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw look he’s smiling 🙂

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TGD

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic stakes
    https://www.lowes.com/pd/Victor-1-Count-Animal-Repeller-2-Pack/1000683093

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding.
      I've got 8 of them that we divide upon 3 gardens.
      More water resistant than I expected, easy to repair.
      Takes 3 D batteries, so buy a big pack of those unless you want to try to shove rechargeables in it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding.
      I've got 8 of them that we divide upon 3 gardens.
      More water resistant than I expected, easy to repair.
      Takes 3 D batteries, so buy a big pack of those unless you want to try to shove rechargeables in it.

      I have a cat and dog + the ducks, is this gonna frick with their ears? Why are gophers so hard to get rid of.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw, it's low frequency.
        Like there's a cellphone-style buzzer at the very bottom of it.
        In hard wet soil you can barely hear it from 20 feet away.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When he pushes past it, it shoots 6 steel spikes into the ground. I bet you can get them in Massachusetts, just maybe not at the stores in Boston metropolitan area.

          What about gravel? Could I get a couple of bags and dump it around the coop?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            might just make them angry

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmfao

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gopher was back today after a hiatus of a few days. Fresh mound of dirt from behind the duck house. No hole up into the house though. Is this motherfricker hollowing out my entire yard?
    I got one of these picrel traps. No luck.
    wtf do you even use to bait a gopher? I fricking hate gophers now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      carrot

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tried apples and carrots, no dice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Live traps are a crap shoot. I’ve had better luck with the Victor mole traps than with the actual gopher traps.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in homosexualsachusetts so I can’t buy cool traps like that. wtf does that even do? I set out not wanting to harm the little guy but after all this destruction + how hard it is to get them to leave I just want them all drowned or buried alive.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When he pushes past it, it shoots 6 steel spikes into the ground. I bet you can get them in Massachusetts, just maybe not at the stores in Boston metropolitan area.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you not seen Caddyshack? It can't be done

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it wasn’t supposed to be a documentary…

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a blizzard right now. Hopefully that gopher gets fricking suffocated.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put hose on car exhaust pipe
    >put other end on gopher hole
    >rev engine and let them get gassed by carbon monoxide

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would this work?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would this work?

      >small leak in exhaust system
      >OP dies instead

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t be in the gophers burrow.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t that only work if you were in an enclosed space

        He didnt ask how to get sex changes for them

        He's not asking how to frick them

        >He doesn't hunt gophers with 8 black powder revolvers strapped to his naked body
        Ngmi

        Lol

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I’ve seen a gopher hole I’ve filled it up with rocks instead of dirt and I haven’t seen sign of the fricker in like 48 hours.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are all the gopher killers on this board?
    TGD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/k/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf do those schitzos know about gophers, even if I wanted a gun I’m in a blue state in ~~*Biden’s America*~~ I can’t get a fricking gun here.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't hunt gophers with 8 black powder revolvers strapped to his naked body
          Ngmi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didnt ask how to get sex changes for them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not asking how to frick them

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pee in a jug and pour it out around your yard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already piss all over the place because of hoards of coywolves everywhere. Just the other night I heard a howl like it was stock footage from The Wolfman, I thought it was the TV for a second but it was way louder than the TV so I poked my head outside and a fricking wolf is standing in my yard so I grabbed a flashlight as a weapon next to my door and me and my dog booked it outside after this thing into the woods. I realized only after the chase was over that I ran out of the house barefooted and it’s 20 degrees out and my flashlight ended up dying in the middle of the woods and I got lost, so I had to walk until I hit street then walk all the way back to my house. This was like the night before last and I have frostbite on my feet rn. I wish the motherfricking coywolves would kill these gophers ffs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I wish the motherfricking coywolves would kill these gophers ffs
        Well maybe they would if you didn't run after them every time they showed up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re after my ducks. They actually got one a few months back, I’m still pissed. But I wish they’d take a gopher with them every time they pass through my yard scoping for ducks.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog digs for them

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    build your coop on top of a reinforced concrete floor

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ what a nasty animal. I wonder if Terriers could be trained to attack and kill these things instead of rats.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gallon of gasoline and a couple cigarettes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought about just sticking a hose in the hole and drowning the motherfrickers. Would that work? The foundation to my duck house is completely dug out, I didn’t even realize how bad it was, two weeks ago I was like “oh a gopher neat” and then the floor to the coop caved in yesterday.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        tried that when I had groundhogs, you'll basically just be giving your lawn a very deep watering.
        if you're good with killing them, get pic related. It's just corn gluten and salt, which is safe for your birds but will frick with the gophers digestive system and cause them to dehydrate and die in their burrow.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, what? QRD? How the hell is this poisonous to gophers but not ducks? What is this shit?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ducks drink plenty of water.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do gophers drink? Do they glean most of the moisture they need from their food? How is this motherfricker even alive there isn’t a watersource around for like 2 miles.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            rodents can't digest the gluten in corn, ducks can. rodents absorb water in their small intestine (which gets waterproofed by the gluten), birds dont. the salt is just extra dehydration mechanism. rodents eat the food, get dehydrated, get sleepy, go to bed, dont wake up, then get mummified by the salt.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, that’s interesting but this time I didn’t have to kill him. I kept procrastinating going to the store to get the pellets because I didn’t trust them and the trap ended up working.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That just looks like a rat. A gopher looks like this.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So gophers are chinese rats?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, that would mole rats, gophers are more the men with small hats

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it was a groundhog. It definitely wasnt a rat it didn’t have a tail.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a Prarie dog. If you have those in Massachusetts good fricking luck, the only way I've ever found to get rid of a colony besides a vacuum truck is hope an eagle sets up a roost nearby, or wait until the plague rolls through.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw holes days ago after I caught the thing but I think it may have been the ducks sniffing up the old filled in burrow. Quiet on the homefront since catching the fricker. Whatever he was. A muskrat? Do they borrow?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rodents can't digest the gluten in corn,
              Can't squirrels eat corn just fine?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Squirrels are mammals stupid.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Corn gluten meal may also be used as a rodenticide with other active ingredients exempt from registration. In particular, CGM may be used as a bait formulated with drying oils such as linseed and dehydrated castor oils (Perry 2013). The commercial formulation Corn Gluten RatX (ConSeal International 2012) has corn gluten meal as the only ingredient, and claims 25(b) exemption. As CGM is used as a food for rats and mice, the formulation apparently depends on other dehydrating agents that cause CGM to become lodged in the rat’s esophagus. Because rats are non-emetic, they are unable to expel the CGM from their esophagus by vomiting, effectively choking the rat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mold plastic explosive into the shape of a gohper's friends, such as a squirrel and a rabbit, and then use this plastic explosive to blow up the gopher.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A gallon of gasoline and a couple cigarettes.

        https://i.imgur.com/cNjy8UA.jpg

        How do I get rid of gophers from my yard in minecraft? They’ve all but destroyed my bird coop.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gophuck yourself.

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