How do I get rid of gophers from my yard in minecraft? They’ve all but destroyed my bird coop.
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How do I get rid of gophers from my yard in minecraft? They’ve all but destroyed my bird coop.
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Just shoot 'em.
not allowed in my state might as well live in the UK
what is happening here
he just wants a little sniff
Not sure if I believe that unless you live in Hawaii. What state doesn't let you pop varmints? Even Commiefornia lets you smear rodents on your own property as long as they got four legs.
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch, AND KABLOOEY!
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>found another hole in my yard
>don’t know if it was an old hole or not
another one couldn’t have moved in bing bang boom just like that right??
Now that the dust has settled what’s a good way to get rid of coywolves?
.223 Remington JHP
“Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.”
AwApple
Succumbed to the forbidden fruit.
You're allowed to kill them.
>Johns, William J. pursuit log
>15 days out
>I tracked the son of a b***h to some bombed out mess of a burrow.
>If petsmart offered free food pellets they’d get every wretch in my back yard.
>There’s no gophers here… too frickin’ bright.
aw look he’s smiling 🙂
TGD
Sonic stakes
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Seconding.
I've got 8 of them that we divide upon 3 gardens.
More water resistant than I expected, easy to repair.
Takes 3 D batteries, so buy a big pack of those unless you want to try to shove rechargeables in it.
I have a cat and dog + the ducks, is this gonna frick with their ears? Why are gophers so hard to get rid of.
Naw, it's low frequency.
Like there's a cellphone-style buzzer at the very bottom of it.
In hard wet soil you can barely hear it from 20 feet away.
What about gravel? Could I get a couple of bags and dump it around the coop?
might just make them angry
lmfao
Gopher was back today after a hiatus of a few days. Fresh mound of dirt from behind the duck house. No hole up into the house though. Is this motherfricker hollowing out my entire yard?
I got one of these picrel traps. No luck.
wtf do you even use to bait a gopher? I fricking hate gophers now.
carrot
Tried apples and carrots, no dice.
Live traps are a crap shoot. I’ve had better luck with the Victor mole traps than with the actual gopher traps.
I live in homosexualsachusetts so I can’t buy cool traps like that. wtf does that even do? I set out not wanting to harm the little guy but after all this destruction + how hard it is to get them to leave I just want them all drowned or buried alive.
When he pushes past it, it shoots 6 steel spikes into the ground. I bet you can get them in Massachusetts, just maybe not at the stores in Boston metropolitan area.
Have you not seen Caddyshack? It can't be done
>it wasn’t supposed to be a documentary…
There’s a blizzard right now. Hopefully that gopher gets fricking suffocated.
>put hose on car exhaust pipe
>put other end on gopher hole
>rev engine and let them get gassed by carbon monoxide
Unironically would this work?
>small leak in exhaust system
>OP dies instead
I wouldn’t be in the gophers burrow.
Wouldn’t that only work if you were in an enclosed space
Lol
Every time I’ve seen a gopher hole I’ve filled it up with rocks instead of dirt and I haven’t seen sign of the fricker in like 48 hours.
Where the frick are all the gopher killers on this board?
TGD
>>>/k/
wtf do those schitzos know about gophers, even if I wanted a gun I’m in a blue state in ~~*Biden’s America*~~ I can’t get a fricking gun here.
>He doesn't hunt gophers with 8 black powder revolvers strapped to his naked body
Ngmi
He didnt ask how to get sex changes for them
He's not asking how to frick them
Pee in a jug and pour it out around your yard
I already piss all over the place because of hoards of coywolves everywhere. Just the other night I heard a howl like it was stock footage from The Wolfman, I thought it was the TV for a second but it was way louder than the TV so I poked my head outside and a fricking wolf is standing in my yard so I grabbed a flashlight as a weapon next to my door and me and my dog booked it outside after this thing into the woods. I realized only after the chase was over that I ran out of the house barefooted and it’s 20 degrees out and my flashlight ended up dying in the middle of the woods and I got lost, so I had to walk until I hit street then walk all the way back to my house. This was like the night before last and I have frostbite on my feet rn. I wish the motherfricking coywolves would kill these gophers ffs
> I wish the motherfricking coywolves would kill these gophers ffs
Well maybe they would if you didn't run after them every time they showed up
They’re after my ducks. They actually got one a few months back, I’m still pissed. But I wish they’d take a gopher with them every time they pass through my yard scoping for ducks.
%3D
My dog digs for them
build your coop on top of a reinforced concrete floor
Jesus Christ what a nasty animal. I wonder if Terriers could be trained to attack and kill these things instead of rats.
A gallon of gasoline and a couple cigarettes.
I thought about just sticking a hose in the hole and drowning the motherfrickers. Would that work? The foundation to my duck house is completely dug out, I didn’t even realize how bad it was, two weeks ago I was like “oh a gopher neat” and then the floor to the coop caved in yesterday.
tried that when I had groundhogs, you'll basically just be giving your lawn a very deep watering.
if you're good with killing them, get pic related. It's just corn gluten and salt, which is safe for your birds but will frick with the gophers digestive system and cause them to dehydrate and die in their burrow.
Wait, what? QRD? How the hell is this poisonous to gophers but not ducks? What is this shit?
Ducks drink plenty of water.
How do gophers drink? Do they glean most of the moisture they need from their food? How is this motherfricker even alive there isn’t a watersource around for like 2 miles.
rodents can't digest the gluten in corn, ducks can. rodents absorb water in their small intestine (which gets waterproofed by the gluten), birds dont. the salt is just extra dehydration mechanism. rodents eat the food, get dehydrated, get sleepy, go to bed, dont wake up, then get mummified by the salt.
Well, that’s interesting but this time I didn’t have to kill him. I kept procrastinating going to the store to get the pellets because I didn’t trust them and the trap ended up working.
That just looks like a rat. A gopher looks like this.
So gophers are chinese rats?
no, that would mole rats, gophers are more the men with small hats
Maybe it was a groundhog. It definitely wasnt a rat it didn’t have a tail.
That's a Prarie dog. If you have those in Massachusetts good fricking luck, the only way I've ever found to get rid of a colony besides a vacuum truck is hope an eagle sets up a roost nearby, or wait until the plague rolls through.
I saw holes days ago after I caught the thing but I think it may have been the ducks sniffing up the old filled in burrow. Quiet on the homefront since catching the fricker. Whatever he was. A muskrat? Do they borrow?
>rodents can't digest the gluten in corn,
Can't squirrels eat corn just fine?
Squirrels are mammals stupid.
>Corn gluten meal may also be used as a rodenticide with other active ingredients exempt from registration. In particular, CGM may be used as a bait formulated with drying oils such as linseed and dehydrated castor oils (Perry 2013). The commercial formulation Corn Gluten RatX (ConSeal International 2012) has corn gluten meal as the only ingredient, and claims 25(b) exemption. As CGM is used as a food for rats and mice, the formulation apparently depends on other dehydrating agents that cause CGM to become lodged in the rat’s esophagus. Because rats are non-emetic, they are unable to expel the CGM from their esophagus by vomiting, effectively choking the rat.
mold plastic explosive into the shape of a gohper's friends, such as a squirrel and a rabbit, and then use this plastic explosive to blow up the gopher.
Gophuck yourself.