>go see a desert plant exhibit
>hmm these fruits look good
>try one, tastes decent enough to eat it whole
>five seconds later I'm having a not so good time
Ugh it's like drinking a whole glass of tiny cactii
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Soon these are ripe, the seed is super poisonous but the fruit is good.
are you a toddler or just moronic OP?
Reminds me of rosehip. Delicious little fruits, but don't forget to remove the "hair" that's inside. It can be used to make itching powder
why would you go eat something you don't know is edible or not? go see a doctor
I see berries around my yard, I eat a few. Probably not enough to kill me and what better way to learn than through experience?
what could possibly go wrong?
The person who learns might not be the one that experienced.
Humanity has done this for us for generations, we already know most edible and inedible things. You absolute neanderthal.
I'm not humanity, I don't know shit until I find out on my own
Go into the forest and eat random mushrooms, that'll be fun!
mushrooms gross me out
Even the bright red ones? They look so tasty
Amanita? Yes even those but I know they're the Mario mushroom and will make me grow
>what better way to learn than through experience?
I dunno maybe the internet? So you don't have a nice day.
So this is what people mean by return to monke.
>eat berries
>become intoxicated
>start chimping out
You can learn through other people's experience.
other people are dumb and liars
look up whether its safe for cats to eat poppy seed online and tell me the definitive answer. who knows! my cat survived licking the dressing so I now know it's safe, at least like 1tbsp.
I usually do, but not this time so of course it has to be poisonous. Anyway I toughed it out, took about 3 hours for the symptoms to subside. Curse the desert and its flora (except cactus figs)