>go see a desert plant exhibit. >hmm these fruits look good. >try one, tastes decent enough to eat it whole

>go see a desert plant exhibit
>hmm these fruits look good
>try one, tastes decent enough to eat it whole
>five seconds later I'm having a not so good time
Ugh it's like drinking a whole glass of tiny cactii

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon these are ripe, the seed is super poisonous but the fruit is good.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a toddler or just moronic OP?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of rosehip. Delicious little fruits, but don't forget to remove the "hair" that's inside. It can be used to make itching powder

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you go eat something you don't know is edible or not? go see a doctor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see berries around my yard, I eat a few. Probably not enough to kill me and what better way to learn than through experience?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what could possibly go wrong?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The person who learns might not be the one that experienced.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humanity has done this for us for generations, we already know most edible and inedible things. You absolute neanderthal.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not humanity, I don't know shit until I find out on my own

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go into the forest and eat random mushrooms, that'll be fun!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              mushrooms gross me out

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the bright red ones? They look so tasty

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amanita? Yes even those but I know they're the Mario mushroom and will make me grow

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what better way to learn than through experience?
        I dunno maybe the internet? So you don't have a nice day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So this is what people mean by return to monke.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eat berries
          >become intoxicated
          >start chimping out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can learn through other people's experience.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          other people are dumb and liars
          look up whether its safe for cats to eat poppy seed online and tell me the definitive answer. who knows! my cat survived licking the dressing so I now know it's safe, at least like 1tbsp.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually do, but not this time so of course it has to be poisonous. Anyway I toughed it out, took about 3 hours for the symptoms to subside. Curse the desert and its flora (except cactus figs)

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