Its happened before. Not often, and likely with young immature, wounded or moronic lions in most cases, but it does happen. One african dude strangled one to death about 2 years ago I think, got away with his arm in a casket and a lot of scratches but he did kill the lion.
Lions don't even have fists, therefore a "fist fight" with a lion would just be me beating the shit out of it until it loses consciousness. It's impossible to lose unless you're in a condition to where you'd die from overexertion before the lion would die from your beating, or if you're a paraplegic. It'd just be a draw if you had no fingers/hands/arms.
I agree with you.
A determined man with a knife can do a lot more than most people assume.
Hell, a sharpened stick and he'll stand a good chance. Our ancestors survived somehow.
>some egghead asks me to participate in his gay ass study >starts asking me moronic questions >"and UM like, do you think you could beat a lion in a fist fight?" >"lol yeah whatever" >take my 20 dollars and buy a handle of maker's mark
Lions can survive taking a hoof kick in the face from a buffalo if their jaw isn't broken in pieces, how can our light-weight & slow punches even compare?
It's a shit "study", look at it. Not even in elementary school you hear these kind of bullshit.
It has to be a tiny sample of people coming from an extremely undereducated city. You gotta be stupid if you think you can beat an elephant with bare hands.
>You gotta be stupid if you think you can beat an elephant with bare hands.
It's easy. >Take off clothes >Waggle your trunk to get his attention >Do the helicopter >Elephant is mesmerized >Perform a spitting cobra with your man-cannon >Elephant is blinded >Walk around his back >Punch him in the nuts >Elephant is down for the count
If you wanna kill it, punching him in the nuts is not gonna be enough.
They live up to 65-80 years so with a bit of luck you can simply win by outliving it, assuming it's not a "you are in a cage, only one can get out alive" kind of scenario.
>If you wanna kill it, punching him in the nuts is not gonna be enough.
Who said anything about killing it? All you have to do is put it in a position of submission.
>It's not percentages its just amounts of people I think.
That doesn't work, if we assume 100% of people could defeat a rat that gives is a minimum sample size of 144. 7 out of 144 is about 5%, not 8%.
>And it's 6 women and 7 men.
That's bears. Lions is 7/8 with the colours reversed.
>I know I'm colorblind
I thought you were moronic. My kids and 4 friends are colorblind but they just have difficulties seeing greens or blues. You made it sound as if you see no color. I looked that shit up. Monochromatic vision. No shit? This has to be rare, right? 1 in 33,000. Out of the reported 8.1 billion population of this planet, roughly one quarter of a million people have this. If this is what you have, man.... I'm sorry for your loss. I wish I could tell you what your missing. But how do I even begin to explain indigo to you? Or the color of the leaves changing in fall? I can't imagine not having any color as a reference for something. Do you see well at night or can you not see your dick in your hand?
>I thought you were moronic. My kids and 4 friends are colorblind but they just have difficulties seeing greens or blues.
I'm not moronic, however people who don't understand how being colourblind works often act like I am when I query colours with them. There's also a certain level of moronation from people when they talk to me "it's in the blue box", lol.
I'm not full colourblind, it's a severe defecit in certain cones.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
It delays its kick so that you dodge too early and the attack connects once your I-frames are past. It can also input-read and extend its three-hit combo into a five-hit combo if you're positioned behind it.+
How hard could it really be to fight an eagle?
Its got a sharp beak and talons, sure, but it's still just a big bird. I suspect grabbing it when it tries to claw you and smacking it on the ground is going to kill it. No doubt your hand would get shredded but I'm confident the average person would win that fight.
>Its got a sharp beak and talons, sure, but it's still just a big bird.
Beaks and claws are designed to tear through flesh, humans simply aren't equipped with any equivalent appendages. You take a hit and you'll be bleeding heavily. The most we can inflict is blunt force trauma. And before you say "I'll grab its wings", remember it'll be coming for your eyes and if it gets the first strike in you're pretty much fricked.
You best chance is to swing a haymaker when it comes for you and hope you hit it with enough force to break a wing. A couple of hard stomps and you'll be partying hard.
>humans simply aren't equipped with any equivalent appendages.
Like I said, you're going to get fricked up, but if its grabbing you, you can grab it. And then its simply a matter of swinging it at the ground until it stops squawking then staunch the bleeding and go to the hospital.
I'm not saying I WANT to fight and eagle, but the average person vs any eagle I'm going to bet on a physically capable person every time. Unless the motherfricker is from the lord of the rings, then all bets are off.
Could does not mean will. Most birds in reality would be easy to beat if you aren't a small child. Humans are just too big, heavy, bird bones are hollow, etc. Birds would really need to get lucky to kill or hurt a person. Now a lion or croc or other animal and yeah you're probably in bad shape, but birds are easy to take down. Because regular birds are useless in fighting and raptors rely on prey being small and caught off guard. There is not a single bird alive today besides maybe a cassowary that could genuinely frick a human up.
Anything half my weight that I can grab is dead.
Yes, an animal that size can frick me up, but we're fighting to the death. I will kill the stupid bird. It will grab me, my forearm will be lacerated - maybe to the bone. But I'm going to put it on the ground and stomp the shit out of it and its gay hollow bone anatomy.
The only reason you should be killed by a fricking bird of all things is if you freak out and try to escape like a pussy and never bother to fight back.
Jesus Christ modern men are such homosexuals.
>Anything half my weight that I can grab is dead. >I'm going to put it on the ground and stomp the shit out of it
Dude. You weigh 700lb, you may as well sit on it, same effect.
Don't argue with people like this, there's no point.
morons are skinnyfats that have done nothing but sit on their ass their whole life and have 0 strength or stamina. They don't understand what an actual man is capable of.
>humans simply aren't equipped with any equivalent appendages.
Like I said, you're going to get fricked up, but if its grabbing you, you can grab it. And then its simply a matter of swinging it at the ground until it stops squawking then staunch the bleeding and go to the hospital.
I'm not saying I WANT to fight and eagle, but the average person vs any eagle I'm going to bet on a physically capable person every time. Unless the motherfricker is from the lord of the rings, then all bets are off.
I'm not really informed enough to agree or disagree with you, but one thing you're not considering is that eagles (and other raptors) have ratcheting joints in their claws. Once they grip onto you, and they grip hard, it takes incredible force to get them off. This would perhaps make "grabbing it" easier, because it's stuck in one place, but "swinging it at the ground" could be a much more challenging prospect.
>why would 24% of men think they can't beat a rat
This survey was done in the New Youk, have you seen the size of their rats? They're the size of regular rats and city's filled with pussies.
It's not impossible. Lysimachus pulled it off
>per cent
A lion doesn't even have fists so that's gonna be a pretty easy fight
Contrarian morons exist.
Sure, I'd just sing a merry tune, and when the lion is placated
*SNAP*
right on the carotid, then I drag him under water where me and 30 of my comrades tear the fricker apart for meat.
If Samson could do it then so can I.
"science" ""journalism""
In a FIST fight.
Lions don't have fists.
I win by default.
>Gigachads exis-ACK
>what is ego trip?
Its happened before. Not often, and likely with young immature, wounded or moronic lions in most cases, but it does happen. One african dude strangled one to death about 2 years ago I think, got away with his arm in a casket and a lot of scratches but he did kill the lion.
>with his arm in a casket
RIP arm
They can because lions don't have fists and would lose by default.
Lions don't even have fists, therefore a "fist fight" with a lion would just be me beating the shit out of it until it loses consciousness. It's impossible to lose unless you're in a condition to where you'd die from overexertion before the lion would die from your beating, or if you're a paraplegic. It'd just be a draw if you had no fingers/hands/arms.
You would break your first by getting into knuckle position and die to internal bleeding you gamer
8% of men are confusing lions with anteaters. It's happened before.
Not in a fist fight, but give a well fit man that won't freeze in combat a knife and I'm willing to bet the man either wins or both die.
I agree with you.
A determined man with a knife can do a lot more than most people assume.
Hell, a sharpened stick and he'll stand a good chance. Our ancestors survived somehow.
Lions don't have fists so I would win by default. Checkmate sciencegays.
"think" and "can" are different things OP
>some egghead asks me to participate in his gay ass study
>starts asking me moronic questions
>"and UM like, do you think you could beat a lion in a fist fight?"
>"lol yeah whatever"
>take my 20 dollars and buy a handle of maker's mark
>gay ass study
yip, all of these are full of trolls
Lions can survive taking a hoof kick in the face from a buffalo if their jaw isn't broken in pieces, how can our light-weight & slow punches even compare?
Man, buffalos are easy to kill
lions aren't scared of buffalos I punch that pussy cat right in his nose Black person would frick off somewhere and winner would be me
New study reveals 8% of men pick the funny answer on boring surveys.
It's a shit "study", look at it. Not even in elementary school you hear these kind of bullshit.
It has to be a tiny sample of people coming from an extremely undereducated city. You gotta be stupid if you think you can beat an elephant with bare hands.
*insert unfunny reddit elephant copypasta*
How is it a "reddit copypasta" if it originated here?
>You gotta be stupid if you think you can beat an elephant with bare hands.
It's easy.
>Take off clothes
>Waggle your trunk to get his attention
>Do the helicopter
>Elephant is mesmerized
>Perform a spitting cobra with your man-cannon
>Elephant is blinded
>Walk around his back
>Punch him in the nuts
>Elephant is down for the count
If you wanna kill it, punching him in the nuts is not gonna be enough.
They live up to 65-80 years so with a bit of luck you can simply win by outliving it, assuming it's not a "you are in a cage, only one can get out alive" kind of scenario.
>If you wanna kill it, punching him in the nuts is not gonna be enough.
Who said anything about killing it? All you have to do is put it in a position of submission.
>All you have to do is put it in a position of submission.
this, I would rape the lion
>New study reveals 8 per cent of men think they can beat a lion in a fist fight
Looks at the results:
>7 per cent of men
>8 per cent of women
I know I'm colorblind, and someone correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I'm seeing.
It's not percentages its just amounts of people I think. And it's 6 women and 7 men.
>It's not percentages its just amounts of people I think.
That doesn't work, if we assume 100% of people could defeat a rat that gives is a minimum sample size of 144. 7 out of 144 is about 5%, not 8%.
>And it's 6 women and 7 men.
That's bears. Lions is 7/8 with the colours reversed.
>I know I'm colorblind
I thought you were moronic. My kids and 4 friends are colorblind but they just have difficulties seeing greens or blues. You made it sound as if you see no color. I looked that shit up. Monochromatic vision. No shit? This has to be rare, right? 1 in 33,000. Out of the reported 8.1 billion population of this planet, roughly one quarter of a million people have this. If this is what you have, man.... I'm sorry for your loss. I wish I could tell you what your missing. But how do I even begin to explain indigo to you? Or the color of the leaves changing in fall? I can't imagine not having any color as a reference for something. Do you see well at night or can you not see your dick in your hand?
>I thought you were moronic. My kids and 4 friends are colorblind but they just have difficulties seeing greens or blues.
I'm not moronic, however people who don't understand how being colourblind works often act like I am when I query colours with them. There's also a certain level of moronation from people when they talk to me "it's in the blue box", lol.
I'm not full colourblind, it's a severe defecit in certain cones.
There are different kinds of colorblindness
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>What can an elephant actually do though?
It delays its kick so that you dodge too early and the attack connects once your I-frames are past. It can also input-read and extend its three-hit combo into a five-hit combo if you're positioned behind it.+
How hard could it really be to fight an eagle?
Its got a sharp beak and talons, sure, but it's still just a big bird. I suspect grabbing it when it tries to claw you and smacking it on the ground is going to kill it. No doubt your hand would get shredded but I'm confident the average person would win that fight.
>Its got a sharp beak and talons, sure, but it's still just a big bird.
Beaks and claws are designed to tear through flesh, humans simply aren't equipped with any equivalent appendages. You take a hit and you'll be bleeding heavily. The most we can inflict is blunt force trauma. And before you say "I'll grab its wings", remember it'll be coming for your eyes and if it gets the first strike in you're pretty much fricked.
You best chance is to swing a haymaker when it comes for you and hope you hit it with enough force to break a wing. A couple of hard stomps and you'll be partying hard.
>humans simply aren't equipped with any equivalent appendages.
Like I said, you're going to get fricked up, but if its grabbing you, you can grab it. And then its simply a matter of swinging it at the ground until it stops squawking then staunch the bleeding and go to the hospital.
I'm not saying I WANT to fight and eagle, but the average person vs any eagle I'm going to bet on a physically capable person every time. Unless the motherfricker is from the lord of the rings, then all bets are off.
>but if its grabbing you, you can grab it.
lol.
lmao, even.
A harpy eagle could easily crush a human skull with its talons.
Could does not mean will. Most birds in reality would be easy to beat if you aren't a small child. Humans are just too big, heavy, bird bones are hollow, etc. Birds would really need to get lucky to kill or hurt a person. Now a lion or croc or other animal and yeah you're probably in bad shape, but birds are easy to take down. Because regular birds are useless in fighting and raptors rely on prey being small and caught off guard. There is not a single bird alive today besides maybe a cassowary that could genuinely frick a human up.
Anything half my weight that I can grab is dead.
Yes, an animal that size can frick me up, but we're fighting to the death. I will kill the stupid bird. It will grab me, my forearm will be lacerated - maybe to the bone. But I'm going to put it on the ground and stomp the shit out of it and its gay hollow bone anatomy.
The only reason you should be killed by a fricking bird of all things is if you freak out and try to escape like a pussy and never bother to fight back.
Jesus Christ modern men are such homosexuals.
>Anything half my weight that I can grab is dead.
>I'm going to put it on the ground and stomp the shit out of it
Dude. You weigh 700lb, you may as well sit on it, same effect.
If he's over 300 kg and he's functional then that's an absolute unit of a man
That's heavier than most grizzly bears lol
>If he's over 300 kg and he's functional
The odds are against him on that.
maybe he's 210 centimeters tall. comments on anon's video say the 260k fatass is 190
Don't argue with people like this, there's no point.
morons are skinnyfats that have done nothing but sit on their ass their whole life and have 0 strength or stamina. They don't understand what an actual man is capable of.
I'm not really informed enough to agree or disagree with you, but one thing you're not considering is that eagles (and other raptors) have ratcheting joints in their claws. Once they grip onto you, and they grip hard, it takes incredible force to get them off. This would perhaps make "grabbing it" easier, because it's stuck in one place, but "swinging it at the ground" could be a much more challenging prospect.
>Once they grip onto you, and they grip hard, it takes incredible force to get them off.
So you don't even need to grab it, its grabbing you.
why would 24% of men think they can't beat a rat
>why would 24% of men think they can't beat a rat
This survey was done in the New Youk, have you seen the size of their rats? They're the size of regular rats and city's filled with pussies.