getting a new black kitten what should i name that fucker. bad and stupid names welcome.

getting a new black kitten what should i name that fricker. bad and stupid names welcome.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archibald

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ink blot

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Crow

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snickers

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go ask /b/. Don't settle for anything less than trips.
    Really though, don't worry about a name. Just hang out with the kitten and eventually it will come to you.
    It isn't like anyone ever calls their pet by their official name, its just a long string of evolving nicknames.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my black cat Raven because I found her as a stray on Halloween.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gustav

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beebysea

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on it's personality what it's name should be. I'm gonna vote for Toast. You can shorten it to Mr. T or T as well

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nox

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jamal Tyrene

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jon'quavios

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whitie

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum Rag

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chester A. Arthur

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ricardo

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carbon
    Bramble
    Pitch-black (or PB for short)
    Deepwater Horizon oil spill
    Sable
    Howie (short for Howard, i.e. H. P. Lovecraft, as an alternative to the meme name that you can actually say in public)
    Apparently stygian can be used as an adjective for something dark, so Styx or Styggie could work too

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coal

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    name it Salem like every single other black cat on earth

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIGOIL SHALL BE HIS NAME
    Name this cutie wootie Biggieoilley

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie or Eddie
    >Ya see, this was before Wesley Snipes. Me and my brother, we were the darkest homies on earth, according to Rick James

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding Charlay Murphay

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wesley Snipes

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tile.

    If anyone asks, give them a different answer every time.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slick. Slick black.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO NO NOOOOO
      ITS "A CAT NAMED SLICK BLACK" YOU GOTTA SAY THE WHOLE THANG

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thirteen as in 13% of the population

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite slick because it also sounds witchy. This is my vote.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Juneteenth

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dingleberry

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    void

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personman
    prson posting below is a homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, you played yourself

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