Found this crazy looking bug in my shoe. Can you guys help me identify it?

Found this crazy looking bug in my shoe. Can you guys help me identify it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a blue board? Why is there Cricket Bukkake?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bugkake hhehe

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoe recluse

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoe lice's... beware, they come in pairs 😉

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you cum on that cricket, Jose'?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess Ill be the fall guy and ask why it's covered in cum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you cum on that cricket, Jose'?

      i put pine sol in a bottle and spray my floors with it. sometimes i clean my bathroom with it also. i found it pine sol kills bugs pretty easy. so i always keep a bottle for bugs and to mop the floor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a monster, a psychopath

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did you get so far into this life without knowing what a cricket is
    you killed it for no good reason

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its got that stinger tho

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats for laying eggs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh i didnt even know that well i think it was a spider cricket. Now that you said this

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's some kind of cricket.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the videos I watch whenever a girl finds a "bug" in her shoe she inexplicably puts the shoe on anyway reasoning the bug will massage her toes or else swallows it whole and alive

    Try that maybe nextime

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are fricking stupid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that anon is clearly referring to giantess kink shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know I was joking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i become a bug bros

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thighs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think it got into this mess? OP sure went to town on that one

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