For $100,000 woul you do this to every animal if you had a gun with infinito ammo?

For $100,000 woul you do this to every animal if you had a gun with infinito ammo?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I gained immortality as well. I would be like the doomslayer but instead of demons in hell I'm a schizo in the woods eternally shooting everywhere.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you as the last living thing standing on a desolate planet with nothing in it just waiting for more life beings to cross paths with you. Kino

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do it for free if my mission was mosquitoes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you mean one of every individual species

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be too easy.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the gun would quickly overheat and explode, they evolved the ammo limit for their own survival

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So many esl threads today, are we being raided by indians?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that "infinito" in op's post indicates its a brazilian, or even worse, a portuguese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So either way he's from eastern europe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          “Every animal” includes ones necessary for our survival so no genius

          Lol?

          ...how is Portugal worse than Brazil?
          genuinely curious i know next to nothing about Portuguese history and culture except that they make extremely good fortified wine

          He’s just fricking around probably

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...how is Portugal worse than Brazil?
        genuinely curious i know next to nothing about Portuguese history and culture except that they make extremely good fortified wine

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sure. i'll start with the humans

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as a 100% poorgay, even i could tell you that such a sum of money is not even close to being considerable of being worth it for such a task, even if every animal on Earth was magically presented before me
    Your lack of concept of due compensation for work done tells me that you are one of two things: underage, or from a country that is poorer that the dirt it occupies.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >infinite ammo
    >barrel overheats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just pee down the barrel like the buffalo hunters.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no i am animal

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably the best thread on Wauf right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the dog milk schizo is more entertaining

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah he's not schizo, he's just a freak

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By the time I shot my third animal the cops would arrive and it would become:

    >Objective: Survive

    So no. I don't want to do suicide by cop thank you very much and 100,000 is jack shit compared to the task involved. I will just cash out the infinite ammo for 1 cent each and become the richest motherfricker in the world.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are animals literally everywhere, from the deepest ocean to the highest mountain, varying in size from the size of a building to so small you can't see them with the naked eye, in groups from a few hundred to several trillions of individuals. There are organisms that may or may not be animals, and animals we haven't even discovered yet. There are animals that are long gone, and animals that have yet to be born, and there is always the possibility that life exists in other planets. And finally, you yourself is an animal. Arguably the most intelligent animal who has been known to exist, but an animal nonetheless.

    I don't think you have considered the logistics of undertaking such an operation. We're looking at thousands, maybe tens of thousands of years, and more money and manpower than you can even fathom. Even if you do get a magic gun with infinite ammo, a hundred thousand dollars and your average 80 year lifespan doesn't even begin to make a dent on what you're asking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How fast would you even have to shoot to kill animals faster than they reproduce? And you would have to walk from one location to the next wasting time. You would be never done.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I kill myself?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shooting every animal would take you rest of your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like? 100 billion animals? That's probably just a day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like? 100 billion animals? That's probably just a day

      imagine being cursed to a perpetuity of trying to execute every ant individually with a gun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just ain for the queen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The animal Queen
          pray tell where would I find her?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In the middle of the nest? Just shoot at the center.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably at your mom's place

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or tardigrades

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or nematodes

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