For $100,000 woul you do this to every animal if you had a gun with infinito ammo?
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For $100,000 woul you do this to every animal if you had a gun with infinito ammo?
Only if I gained immortality as well. I would be like the doomslayer but instead of demons in hell I'm a schizo in the woods eternally shooting everywhere.
Imagine you as the last living thing standing on a desolate planet with nothing in it just waiting for more life beings to cross paths with you. Kino
I'd do it for free if my mission was mosquitoes
I hope you mean one of every individual species
No, that would be too easy.
the gun would quickly overheat and explode, they evolved the ammo limit for their own survival
So many esl threads today, are we being raided by indians?
that "infinito" in op's post indicates its a brazilian, or even worse, a portuguese
So either way he's from eastern europe.
“Every animal” includes ones necessary for our survival so no genius
Lol?
He’s just fricking around probably
...how is Portugal worse than Brazil?
genuinely curious i know next to nothing about Portuguese history and culture except that they make extremely good fortified wine
sure. i'll start with the humans
as a 100% poorgay, even i could tell you that such a sum of money is not even close to being considerable of being worth it for such a task, even if every animal on Earth was magically presented before me
Your lack of concept of due compensation for work done tells me that you are one of two things: underage, or from a country that is poorer that the dirt it occupies.
>infinite ammo
>barrel overheats
Just pee down the barrel like the buffalo hunters.
no i am animal
this is probably the best thread on Wauf right now
I think the dog milk schizo is more entertaining
nah he's not schizo, he's just a freak
By the time I shot my third animal the cops would arrive and it would become:
>Objective: Survive
So no. I don't want to do suicide by cop thank you very much and 100,000 is jack shit compared to the task involved. I will just cash out the infinite ammo for 1 cent each and become the richest motherfricker in the world.
There are animals literally everywhere, from the deepest ocean to the highest mountain, varying in size from the size of a building to so small you can't see them with the naked eye, in groups from a few hundred to several trillions of individuals. There are organisms that may or may not be animals, and animals we haven't even discovered yet. There are animals that are long gone, and animals that have yet to be born, and there is always the possibility that life exists in other planets. And finally, you yourself is an animal. Arguably the most intelligent animal who has been known to exist, but an animal nonetheless.
I don't think you have considered the logistics of undertaking such an operation. We're looking at thousands, maybe tens of thousands of years, and more money and manpower than you can even fathom. Even if you do get a magic gun with infinite ammo, a hundred thousand dollars and your average 80 year lifespan doesn't even begin to make a dent on what you're asking.
How fast would you even have to shoot to kill animals faster than they reproduce? And you would have to walk from one location to the next wasting time. You would be never done.
Why would I kill myself?
Shooting every animal would take you rest of your life.
Like? 100 billion animals? That's probably just a day
imagine being cursed to a perpetuity of trying to execute every ant individually with a gun
Just ain for the queen
>The animal Queen
pray tell where would I find her?
In the middle of the nest? Just shoot at the center.
Probably at your mom's place
Or tardigrades
Or nematodes