Fake Service Dogs

How do you, as a hypothetical business owner, realistically keep homosexuals from bringing their dogs into your store? These people are well aware they can abuse the letter of the law and put the business into a lose-lose situation. Businesses are only allowed to kick out the "service animals" if they start misbehaving. Is there a smell that is innocuous to humans but unpleasant to dogs that could cause them enough discomfort to misbehave? How about an alarm sound that is inaudible to humans but could cause a dog to bark?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you stop being a pussy and pet the dogs and shut the frick up and get out of your own shit hole

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best part is these types of people are the same ones who lose their fricking shit if any service animal that's not a dog comes within 100 feet of them.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Releasing all the rescues with bite histories into the Wal-Mart call that a mass shitting

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bringing a dog to a store where the manager allows dogs but a karen ("male") is present be like
    >You see officer. I am allowed to ride a bicycle here, on this desolate residential street with minimal traffic.
    >YOU ENTITLED FRICKING b***h KEEP YOUR FRICKING TOY WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE FRICKING SKATE PARK STOP FORCING THE REST OF US TO ACCOMODATE YOUR HOBBY, BIKE FRICKER. YOU PROBABLY GLUE DILDOS TO THAT SEAT ON THE WEEKENDS.
    >Uh no. Anyways, it is rather safe.
    >TEN PEOPLE DIE IN BICYCLE CRASHES EACH YEAR! BICYCLES ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS VEHICLES IN GHANA! DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT! TAKE IT TO THE SKATE PARK!
    >Hold on, aren't you.... well i wasn't shocked at your physique but you're no officer at all. You're that guy I always see smoking cigars in front of the comic book store. Still live with your mom?
    >OH WHATS THAT YOU SAY ITS LIKE SHOOTING A FRICKING AR15 IN YOUR BACKYARD? FRICKING INCONSIDERATE IDIOT THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES CYCLISTS. YES WE ALL HATE YOU.
    >We? What has your mom been putting in those tendies?
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BICYCLES BELONG IN SKATE PARKS homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bringing a dog to a store where the manager allows dogs
      That’s not what the thread is about though.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You see officer, I have had a perfect driving record for over twenty years. The chances that I'd speed through the parade route were so low you'd be a schizo to arrest me. Grow up and touch grass, loser.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's okay that I had an accidental discharge in public. The odds were basically zero. Besides, the bullet only hit one person and it didn't even kill her. I should sue her for besmirching my gun's good name.
    This is their argument. They genuinely think this way and don't see anything wrong with it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dog is less likely to injure you than an inanimate object in the store. It is more rational to ban adult human males from public areas than b***h about dogs. It is more rational to ban all gun ownership than b***h about dogs. By the time you get to dogs, you are essentially debating the safety of walking across the road without wearing a helmet

      Grow the frick up, you ENTITLED CHILD. It is not your store, and public areas are not yours either. You do not set the rules. You throw tantrums online because if you did it in real life, like the CHILD you are, you would be kicked out. People can bring their dogs where they are allowed.

      And also, learn to directly address people and what they have actually said. You pathetic chinless fatty.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >throws a shitfit if he can’t bring his furry four-legged boyfriend with him into Target
        >calls everyone who points this out an “entitled child” because he thinks his constitutional right to keep and bear dogs shall not be infringed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie meme
          >iphone filename
          dog website. go back.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wauf has always been a cat website. I think reddit might be more up your alley.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wauf has always been a cat website
              This is and always has been a dog website with cat memes. We were making fun of the cats. We're dog people. If you want a cat website with dog memes, but instead of being lighthearted fun they have violent psychotic subreddits about killing dogs, reddit is over there, and it really sounds like it might be your speed.
              >inb4 but i read about moot on knowurmeme!
              Moot was literally a redditor.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is and always has been a dog website with cat memes. We were making fun of the cats. We're dog people.
                least schizo doggay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You talk like a redditor and your shit’s all soi.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                he’s right newbie. and all your dog b***hing threads started in 2020. all the cat hate started in 2015-ish and has died down pretty much entirely. makes me wonder if it was all one guy.

                in fact no one even said the phrase “cat website” on Wauf prior to 2020 and its strongly associated with that lone schizo who tried to, according to himself, get /dog/ banned from Wauf by spamming animal rape images and his own twisted fanfics.

                you are indisputably a newbie and possibly even THAT schizo who tried to force his deranged zoosadist narrative. btw, ALL zoogay posting on Wauf originated from an exodus of redditors who got banned from their home
                >inb4 8ch
                gamergate shit quickly moved to reddit and 8ch was mostly populated by redditors when it shut down.

                yes i use an iphone. no i will not apologize. this website is hosted on mac minis.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. When cat hate was at its peak on Wauf the r/dogfree tourist wasn’t even on Wauf to tell them off. He’s a total fricking newbie and probably doesn’t even know who bugguy is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/r17dBE6.jpg

                he’s right newbie. and all your dog b***hing threads started in 2020. all the cat hate started in 2015-ish and has died down pretty much entirely. makes me wonder if it was all one guy.

                in fact no one even said the phrase “cat website” on Wauf prior to 2020 and its strongly associated with that lone schizo who tried to, according to himself, get /dog/ banned from Wauf by spamming animal rape images and his own twisted fanfics.

                you are indisputably a newbie and possibly even THAT schizo who tried to force his deranged zoosadist narrative. btw, ALL zoogay posting on Wauf originated from an exodus of redditors who got banned from their home
                >inb4 8ch
                gamergate shit quickly moved to reddit and 8ch was mostly populated by redditors when it shut down.

                yes i use an iphone. no i will not apologize. this website is hosted on mac minis.

                Why don't you two just frick already?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone who complains about annoying dog owners is the same guy
                meds

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying we got raided by redditors again in 2020?

                I can believe it because that's also when I saw an uptick in zoogay posting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't it be logically more like having a gun at all, with pitbulls being one in the chamber and actual dogs being carrying cold?

      actually no, just having a gun within arms reach of you increases your risk of dying, even from someone elses gun, by several orders of magnitude compared to your risk of dying from being in the same building or even squished up against an angry, untrained, clearly aggressive pitbull. Some totally harmless golden retriever is as deadly as a speck of sand compared to just being near a gun.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh walk it off Karen it was just a routine mauling. You still have most of your fingers! Your wellbeing is a small price to pay so that I can bring my dog in the Wal-Mart.
    Doggays, everyone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one said that. they said the chances of you being bitten at all were almost nothing and in the nothing% of times it is literally nothing. come back when you are capable of engaging directly with people like a man, instead of quoting the person in your head and talking into space like a b***h.

      you argue like my ex ya gay.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol when I was in college some b***h with literally no issues had a "service dog" living with her in the dorms. It was annoying as frick.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone keeps bringing his husky to the booze, weed and gun shops by my house and she’s super well behaved and friendly. She sniffs your leg and presents her butt for scratches. It’s pretty cute.

    He doesn’t even have a fake service dog harness, but it’s red so people just assume and let them through.

    You read that right. Husky in the weed store.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure. I was actually bit by some crazy b***h’s pretend service dog, no leash either. Big ass German Shepherd.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of anyone doing this. Is it some hillbilly thing? Idk try moving out of the boonies/into a nicer city where people have manners lol.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to let everyone know that after taking my dog into many dog friendly stores and a few post offices with no posted dog policy that no one has cared and anyone who gave me a dirty look was either a lone woman with no husband or children or some ugly loser wearing all black and displaying the inability to differentiate between a man’s beard and a teenager’s face pubes (the latter being what they don’t shave).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This hits home. I have to shave because I can't grow a beard. I wonder if it's chemicals in my food or just shit genes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to let everyone know that after taking my dog into many dog friendly stores and a few post offices with no posted dog policy that no one has cared and anyone who gave me a dirty look was either a lone woman with no husband or children or some ugly loser wearing all black and displaying the inability to differentiate between a man’s beard and a teenager’s face pubes (the latter being what they don’t shave).

        Instead of samegayging you should try sanegayging

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t have a meltdown schizo boy

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's telling that nobody has said why their (non service) dog HAS to be with them at stores. I leave my dog at home when I go out because I don't want random psychos fricking with him, or peoples' kids getting in his face, or him catching fleas and shit from rando dogs people insist on bringing everywhere. It's not even about being considerate of other people, I also don't want my dog exposed to all the crazy dumb frickers in the world any more than he has to be. I think some of you just want attention, honestly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Store is private property
      >Owner of the store allows dogs
      >Dog enjoys new places and semi-regular exposure to them is part of essential training to keep them well composed in new situations
      >Dog does not piss or shit in stores
      >Dog does not drool
      >Dog does not bite people or eat things off the floor/shelves
      >Most people like seeing and interacting with dogs
      idc about your opinion you sound paranoid and should go to a therapist. if you're afraid of psychos when IRL most of them are fat people with patchy facial hair staring at the floor and mumbling 50 feet away, either you live in an aslyum or you should check into one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah... OK. You're obviously just the dog version of an open carry butthole who goes to places he knows guns are allowed, but not necessarily appreciated, just in the hope of causing a confrontation. I hope your dog never has to find out because you fricked around.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not appreciated
          everyone likes my dog except psychos, yknow, fat people that look at the floor and mumble and make posts like this
          and they only go to stores where dogs are explicitly allowed
          and i live in an area that is literally 100% white, so muslims and other crazies aren't even expected
          but they're not a labrador moron, shitstiff or shitbull or other worthless subcanine slave animal. they are a samoyed, a noble, friendly, intelligent, and civilized creature. real dog people know that there is a difference between a dog, a pupper, and a shitbeast. some dogs are friends, other dogs are farm equipment.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they
            YDWNBAB

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Absolute schizo nonsense. Go back.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A
              FRGOMB

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        of the store allows dogs
        The whole point is that stores are forced by law to allow "service dogs," and furgay dogmoms like yourself abuse that fact to bring your pets shopping with you since you know the wagies won't do anything about it for fear of risking their jobs.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ban evasion is not nice, Anon.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Excuse me, We cannot make you leave but we really need to inform you that someone spilled a bag of xylitol on the floor earlier today and we couldn't clean all of it up.

    A friend of mine said that to a lady once and she bolted out the door with her dog.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suppressed .22LR subsonic

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Black folk could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Black folk" he thought. Who Let the Dogs Out reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a dog, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make business work over there counter.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you, as a hypothetical business owner, realistically keep homosexuals from bringing their dogs into your store?
    I don't. All pets are welcome as long as they don't piss or shit on the floor. Go shop somewhere else, israelite.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all pets are welcome unless they do something that all animals are prone to do at random intervals throughout the day
      Cool bro I'm gonna bring my pet donkey into your store then.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        [...]
        Oh, and I also literally never see this at "ethnic" stores. I'm Eurasian and my sortakindanotreally wife is Indo-Caribbean so we do a lot of our shopping at "ethnic" grocery stores and not once have I seen this shit. I did hear about a seeing eye pony at the Mohammedan supermarket, lol
        They were talking about it once when I went in there for some shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It actually makes sense from a muslim perspective since iirc they don't allow dogs into their homes due to being unclean. Can't really blame them, quite frankly. I don't know if I'd consider a donkey to be clean, but some dog breeds like labs have a certain body odor that just ruins your entire house. The owners can never tell because they get used to the stink.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fake hadith meant to stop the peasantry from owning dogs, since they hardly bathe or train themselves or their own children. The upper class mudslimes don't even follow it.

            Would you really take cleanliness tips from some shitskin savage that cut off part of his sons dick because he was told to by the same guy who said it was ok to frick a goat if you killed it later

            Dogs are clean if you clean them. I don't see what is so hard about just saying "dirty dogs have to leave" but then again I'm white and capable of more complex thoughts than "dog - yes or no."

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't trust other people to clean themselves, let alone their dogs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, it's a peasant religion meant for peasants. Anyone with a triple-digit IQ is free to ignore any of these rules.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please do. If it shits on the floor you're picking it up and if it pisses you're never welcome here again but apart from that I'm happy to have you here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead! Just make sure it doesn't destroy the merchandise or shit on the floor

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of a Dog whistle?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I have a service snake. Frick around and I'll run off all the old people and women.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should just kill them and put their bodies in the basement.
    When I was young my parents used to help raise guide dogs for the blind, and that shit took serious work, but those dogs came out so professional and disciplined. You could tell those dogs knew they had a job to do, they don't get in people's way (quite the opposite, they actively avoid running into people) and I've really never seen people complain except r/dogfree r/petfree schizo Redditor morons, but those fricks are so self absorbed they'd complain if someone in a wheelchair passed by them because they're also r/wheelchairfree or some stupid shit.
    I think if you've ever seen one real service dog in your life, then you can basically spot most fake service animals.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gays who bring their dogs to Target or wherever are just as bad as /k/edditors who think it’s ok to go to the store with AR-15s and plate carriers. Yeah it’s your “right” to do that, but it’s borderline autistic and everyone hates you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they do it, they're attention-seeking normie fricks that crave confrontation and drama. They want people to tell them to please go away so they can make a big scene.

      • 8 months ago
        Not an FBI agent either

        I agree, Those normies aren't like us. They're worse. Everything they do is a calculated move to get attention or recreational sex. They fricking lie too. They say "my dog was just with me and i'm combining trips", Bullshit. Shit mutts do not belong in stores, because they do not, stop forcing other people to see your disgusting d*g. It's disrespectful and they are attention prostitutes. They lie and say their dog isn't bothering anyone. Bullshit. Lots of people HATE mutts, and every mutt is well behaved until it kills a child or a cat. They do it all the time.

        I hate them too. We should hook up. You and me, they're the same. Maybe we could scope out some "dog friendly" stores and keep track of when they have the most dog fricking normies in them and get some shitbeasts back where they belong.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Least deranged dogfricker

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% hinged post made by a clearly sane and rational individual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does it actually mean to be hinged?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they do it, they're attention-seeking normie fricks that crave confrontation and drama. They want people to tell them to please go away so they can make a big scene.

      >the only reason someone would bring their beloved family pet with them is to bother other people
      seethe brownoid muslim, you will never be white

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I only ever see hate for cats coming from schizos. I don’t think many people actually hate dogs, but a lot of people hate the fake service dog scam since it takes a big fat shit all over people who are actually disabled.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The ADA takes precedent over basically everything since it’s federal law from the 1990s, which means it supersedes all other laws that were passed before it. It needs to be amended so there is a better way to distinguish real service dogs for disabled people from dumb pets that belong to inconsiderate gays.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately genuine trained service dogs do not require paperwork or registration, so it becomes difficult to kick out fake service dogs even when you know they're fake, because real ones don't have paperwork either.
    Honestly the best thing to do is have a sign that specifies real service dogs allowed in only, and emotional support dogs do not count. If some stupid dick tries to bring an untrained dog in, call the cops. If they don't shoot you or the dog, they'll probably be on your side.
    And if not tough shit I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because real ones don't have paperwork either.
      My normal dog has paperwork
      Like more than I fricking have
      I don't even have my birth certificate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean official government documentation confirming it as a service dog. Some charities have 'paperwork' but it's unofficial and isn't legally binding. A decent percentage of true service dogs are just the pet of a disabled person who they trained themselves to become a service dog, so no paperwork is involved.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah well my dog's papers are legally binding
          FRICKING FASCIST GOVERNMENT
          I should be able to own a dog without the IRS inspecting my taint

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use natural citric scents in your floor cleaner, Dogs can't stand the smell.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered what happens if two people want to enter a public space. One is so severely allergic to dogs they will go into anaphylaxis if exposed to them, any space where a dog has been will have to professionally deep cleaned before they can return/enter safely. The other has a service dog. Who has to leave?

    If one is an employee somewhere, is the other prohibited from entering? If you have an employee who will have to go to hospital and may die if a dog enters a store, are you legally allowed to prevent dogs, even service dogs, from entering the premises to protect the health and well-being of your disabled employee? The dog owner and the employee have mutually exclusive disability accommodations, and you cannot provide for both.

    Is there a sub-clause or something that handles this, or nah?

    Anyway, I'd suggest developing a severe allergy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no duty to keep a public space sterile. And ADA are buttholes so dogs can even go into produce areas even though the FDA says dogs can't be there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck. I don't live in America, though, and dogs are more tightly regulated here.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok here is what you do
    sell meat on low tables and when the dog destroys merchandise you can label it as out of control and kick out the owner
    when they refuse you can then trespass them
    I fricking hate disabled people

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a dog hater but I worked at IKEA and they pushed us really hard to stop people from bringing in their pets because cleaning dog shit off the furniture and floors (even in the restaurant, which is extra disgusting) became a daily occurrence. What made me hate service dog fakers the most is how they try to lie their way out of it. Once had a guy insisting his dog was a service dog while it was jumping on me and trying to lick my face, and when I told another woman she had to leave after I watched her Chihuahua shit on the floor (she didn't pick it up of course) she left the store and came back 5 minutes with it in her purse and tried to run past security kek. Just leave it at home, why the frick are you bringing your dog to a furniture store

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice a trend with hysterical dog haters on Wauf
    >mutts
    >fido
    >brings up having sex with them
    >muh babies
    its totally deranged. i think its partly that black youtuber who used to shill his schizo vlogs here. the one that talks like he's doped up on 5 different meds, and the ex-paleontologist who lost his job due to developing schizophrenia

    they have very similar personalities

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      r/dogfree tourists be like

      >go to home depot
      >there's a golden retriever walking next to someone
      >FRICKING DOG FRICKING DOG NUTTERS MUTTS FIDO BARKING NON STOP LITERALLY EAT SHIT REEEEEE
      Frick you if it's a grocery or restaurant, even bringing children to those places is needlessly disruptive, but it's pathetic when people seethe at... dogs existing. Yeah if you are 1: male 2: that neurotic you are unironically several thousand times more dangerous than a golden retriever. All of your behaviors are considered high risk.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even bringing children to those places is needlessly disruptive
        Know what's weird? My son's going to be six next week and he's actually been better behaved and less disruptive for a while now. He doesn't cry or cause scenes in public and hasn't for nearly two years.
        I even caught him giving some other kid the side eye at Safeway when said kid was acting up. He's going to be a judgemental monster when he gets older, isn't he?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        typical doggay equating pets to children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I avoid any animal hate threads and discussion, even if it's an animal I personally don't like. I'd rather talk about things I enjoy that make me happy than things I dislike that make me angry.
      Crazy behaviour, I know.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      r/dogfree tourists be like

      >go to home depot
      >there's a golden retriever walking next to someone
      >FRICKING DOG FRICKING DOG NUTTERS MUTTS FIDO BARKING NON STOP LITERALLY EAT SHIT REEEEEE
      Frick you if it's a grocery or restaurant, even bringing children to those places is needlessly disruptive, but it's pathetic when people seethe at... dogs existing. Yeah if you are 1: male 2: that neurotic you are unironically several thousand times more dangerous than a golden retriever. All of your behaviors are considered high risk.

      Nobody hates dogs. People hate dogs where they don't belong. Literally only dog owners feel entitled to bring their pets out in public where other people are trying to go about their business. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've seen people try to bring other types of pets into grocery stores and restaurants. You dumb c**ts need to get over your persecution complex and realize that not everybody is comfortable being around random animals when they don't expect it. You're basically giving a big "frick you" to people who are allergic to dogs or people like little kids who might be scared of them. Dogs are pets and they belong at home.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do it because their dogs are untrained and can't be trusted at home alone. So they bring them in public so they can be everyone's problem.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My gf is living in a dorm with three other girls this semester, and one of them is pulling the "emotional support dog" scam to keep her pet Australian Shepherd in her room after the other girls already agreed to room with her. Like it's bad enough to share a dorm with three other people, but to add a rambunctious dog breed to that environment because the girl's parents couldn't be bothered to train it or take care of it while it's at school? It's one of the most inconsiderate and self-serving things I've ever heard of someone doing to their college roommates. Keep in mind that this chick was fine without her dog for the first year or two that she was living in the dorms. Apparently the school administration approved it though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Frick you if it's a grocery or restaurant, even bringing children to those places is needlessly disruptive, but it's pathetic when people seethe at... dogs existing."
        >ignores this sentence
        >writes a seethe cope essay
        figures, coming from someone posting a newbie meme with a newbie filename.

        ooooh no what if someone is scared of dogs! what if someone is scared of men? what if someone is allergic! what if someone is allergic to perfume or cologne?

        sorry, i'm bringing my dog to the hardware store. if you are allergic, you have a disorder and you need meds. if you are afraid of a common animal, you have a disorder and need meds and therapy. my life is not controlled by your illness. the hardware story allows dogs.

        but "frick you if it's a grocery or restaurant"

        typical doggay equating pets to children

        typica esl with 0 reading comprehension. EVEN children are disruptive there.

        dog haters are seriously less intelligent than average people. "i dont like people who dont like dogs" is the great shit filter.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if someone has AIDS? we need to ban going out in public without a UV decontamination bath + hazmat suit out of respect for others.
          what if someone has autism and refused therapy on philosophical grounds? eye contact needs to be assault. mind your own business and stare at the floor, the autist is happy with it and you should be too!
          and other idiotic ideas

          If a store allows dogs then dogs will be in that store
          If a store does not mind dogs then dogs will be in that store
          If it is a public walkway, dogs will be on that walkway, and they will do what dogs are legally allowed to do.
          If a store does not allow dogs then dogs will not be in that store and if they are, it's private property and the dog and its owner will be ejected

          It really is that simple.

          >NOOOO DOGS EXIST STOP VIOLATING THE NAP BY FORCING ME TO EXIST WITH DOGS I DONT LIKE THEM
          GROW.
          THE.
          FRICK.
          UP.

          Pet haters are worse than fake service animal karens.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if someone has AIDS? we need to ban going out in public without a UV decontamination bath + hazmat suit out of respect for others.
          what if someone has autism and refused therapy on philosophical grounds? eye contact needs to be assault. mind your own business and stare at the floor, the autist is happy with it and you should be too!
          and other idiotic ideas

          If a store allows dogs then dogs will be in that store
          If a store does not mind dogs then dogs will be in that store
          If it is a public walkway, dogs will be on that walkway, and they will do what dogs are legally allowed to do.
          If a store does not allow dogs then dogs will not be in that store and if they are, it's private property and the dog and its owner will be ejected

          It really is that simple.

          >NOOOO DOGS EXIST STOP VIOLATING THE NAP BY FORCING ME TO EXIST WITH DOGS I DONT LIKE THEM
          GROW.
          THE.
          FRICK.
          UP.

          Pet haters are worse than fake service animal karens.

          Least insane dog fricker. Train your animal and take it to places that are appropriate for dogs and there'll be no problem. If your dog jumps on me at the hardware store I WILL slap it crosseyed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooo dont make me exist in a world where things i dont like exist!
            >I WILL USE VIOLENCE I WILL USE VIOLENCE I WILL USE VIOLENCE I WILL USE VIOLENCE
            Grow the frick up, child.

            Or better yet strap a gopro on and show us how man you really are. I want to see POV footage of some beer gut trucker chucking you down an aisle because you kicked his lab.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Take your dog to a park. Take your dog to the beach. Take your dog on a hiking trail. Yes I will use violence to defend myself from a strange animal. And its owner if necessary. You don't need your dog at the hardware store. Just leave it at home and be respectful of people around you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hardware store allows dogs
                >a dog is at the hardware store
                >it comes near some loblert autist
                >DOGS DO NOT BELONG HERE BECAUSE PETS DO NOT BELONG AT STORES BECAUSE PETS DO NOT BELONG AT STORES! YOU DID NOT ASK ME FOR MY CONSENT TO MAKE ME EXIST IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOUR FRICKING FRICKTOY, DOG FRICKER! RESPECT THE NON AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE!
                >dog leans over to sniff the loblert autist
                >DO NOT APPROACH ME DO NOT APPROACH ME DONOTAPPROACHMEEEEE LISTEN TO MY REQUESTS YOU ARE VIOLATING THE NON AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE
                >dog sniffs again
                >AM I BEING DETAINED!!!?!??!
                >I AM DEFENDING MYSELF!!!!!
                >DO NOT INTERFERE OR I WILL INTERPRET ANY ACTIONS AS A THREAT AGAINST MY LIFE
                >*kicks dog*
                >I AM DEFENDING MSELF!!!!
                >THE SECOND AMENDMENT ALLOWS ME TO USE DEADLY FORCE *continues kicking dog*
                >fast forward 5 seconds
                >mentally ill loblert autist is on the floor crying after being gently slapped by the dogs owner
                >EVERYTHING I AM DOING IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN YOU ARE THREATENING MY LIFE LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX WITH DOGS! I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOUR DOG!
                >he slowly fishes a 10mm glock out of his waistband
                >gets kicked in the face and is knocked unconscious
                >one week later, the store has a new sign in front
                >"Absolutely no firearms allowed"
                >Metal detectors installed at all entrances
                kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm not reading this skitzobabble. Keep your four legged boyfriend at home before something bad happens to him b***h.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For every one of you, there's another guy who carries just dreaming of the chance to stop you, whether you're kicking a dog or robbing an old lady.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Old ladies generally don't jump on you at the hardware store or carry diseases like rabies. Keep your dog where it belongs. It's that easy. Explain what benefit there is to taking your dog to a hardware store if it isn't a legitimate service animal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KEEP UR DOG WHERE IT FRICKIN BELONGS
                Keep your hands where they belong (in your pockets). If you start hitting my dog just because you dont like dogs I'll provoke your little manchild manlet ass into putting hands on me and then I'm in the legal clear to give you a one hit pummeling.

                I've always wondered what happens if two people want to enter a public space. One is so severely allergic to dogs they will go into anaphylaxis if exposed to them, any space where a dog has been will have to professionally deep cleaned before they can return/enter safely. The other has a service dog. Who has to leave?

                If one is an employee somewhere, is the other prohibited from entering? If you have an employee who will have to go to hospital and may die if a dog enters a store, are you legally allowed to prevent dogs, even service dogs, from entering the premises to protect the health and well-being of your disabled employee? The dog owner and the employee have mutually exclusive disability accommodations, and you cannot provide for both.

                Is there a sub-clause or something that handles this, or nah?

                Anyway, I'd suggest developing a severe allergy.

                The allergic. He has a disease, and needs to leave until he takes his meds. Subbhies don't govern healthy people.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can’t function in public without bringing a damn dog everywhere then you’re the one who needs meds and/or a padded room.
                >hurr well if a store allows dogs then I’m gonna bring mine there
                The whole issue is that businesses are FORCED to allow dogs because of ADA, but only if those dogs are service dogs. Doggays know that most stores aren’t going to push the issue because of overly-litigious disabled people, so they just bring their obvious pets into shops with rehearsed answers if any wagies question them about it. They basically think they have the right to bring their gross pets with them everywhere or cause a scene by throwing tantrums like all the dogtards are doing ITT as usual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We do and always will. Please stay true to your threats of violence so somone has an excuse euthanize your paranoid schizoprenic ass

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you start hitting my dog just because you dont like dogs
                Not what I said. I like my dogs just fine. Yours I don't even know. Keep him at home and there won't be a problem 🙂 Not hard. There's no reason to have your animal in a hardware store if you aren't disabled. Also you are obviously either a woman or a future suicide, spare me the tough talk.

              • 8 months ago
                NOT an FBI agent

                I agree you should show those inconsiderate dog people that mutts are shit and don’t belong anywhere near normal people. What’s your favorite gun? Mine is the glock. Any stores you frequent? We should meet up and talk about how to deal with this issue of dog frickers forcing the rest of us to share a world with their sex toys. Cats are so much better haha right man? Speaking of man, i hate women too. We could be buds.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just because you don't like dogs
                I love dogs, homosexual. But if your untrained sack of piss you call a dog snaps and bites at me I will defend myself. I value my safety over your dog.

              • 8 months ago
                NOT an FBI agent

                So is making up scenarios to be mad at and imagine killing things in your usual thing or just a hobby?

                Do you have a job? Do you have access to assault weapons? Are you still a virgin? Are you introverted or interested in anime, linux, or video games? Do you support donald trump? Just checking bro.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much how it goes down every single time

                Either that or whoever the male karen antagonized stalls him, calls the cops, and laughs as he gets himself shot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                /thread/
                Notice how the shitskins got real quiet with this one.
                You will share the storegrounds with my cute, friendly little dog. She will sniff you, and you will piss yourself in fear, and you will get knocked out and arrested when you try to pull your walmart pocket pistol on us.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We do and always will. Please stay true to your threats of violence so somone has an excuse euthanize your paranoid schizoprenic ass

                [...]
                >the only reason someone would bring their beloved family pet with them is to bother other people
                seethe brownoid muslim, you will never be white

                meds samegay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How dare you reply to multiple posts by multiple people!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one wants to see you throw a tantrum just because anons told you to stop bringing your lap dog into Target like a spoiled teenage white girl.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will share the storegrounds with my cute, friendly little dog. She will sniff you,
                and I will kick her across the aisle and tell you to get your dirty fricking rat animal off of my $300 shoes.

                why are virgins always so impotently angry? if anyone was ever like this in real life they probably silently seethed every time it was a man with a large dog before finally homing in on some woman with a small dog and attacking them for no reason.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will share the storegrounds with my cute, friendly little dog. She will sniff you,
                and I will kick her across the aisle and tell you to get your dirty fricking rat animal off of my $300 shoes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one wants to see you throw a tantrum just because anons told you to stop bringing your lap dog into Target like a spoiled teenage white girl.

                Holy frickin virgin homie

                Think I finna bring my dog into the store today. I hope an incel seethes and gets heated so I can push his face in but...

                frick homie
                VIRGINS DONT LEAVE THE FRICKIN HOUSE!
                And if they did, they sure as HELL wouldn't open their mouth cept to breath through it
                lmfao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                meds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >T-take that shitbeast!!! I will get banned from the store and the whole internet will know I'm a little homosexual who kicks cute puppies over my overpriced Black person shoes! That will really make me the yes chad wojak!

                No one wants to see you throw a tantrum just because anons told you to stop bringing your lap dog into Target like a spoiled teenage white girl.

                I'm sorry are we reading the same thread? All I see is you throwing a tantrum about someone bringing their harmless dog into a store and distracting you from your tard guard and your drool enrusted rubber cased Ipad

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >harmless dog
                Literally the third deadliest animal to humans behind mosquitos and venomous snakes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Look at this tangentally related sweeping statistic!!! It means all dogs dangerous!!! It could not possibly mean anything else! No way! Oh god... oh frick... is that- is that A FRICKING MOSQUITO BEAST!!! HELP ME HEEEEELP ITS CHASING ME! ITS CHASING ME AND ITS LITERALLY THE MOST DEADLY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD!!!!!
                Keep going, your mental gymnastics are humorous

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                meds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, now don't count places where people are too lazy/moronic to kill off stray animals and use rabies vaccines. you know america used to have malaria but one solid round of mosquito genocide eliminated it.

                of all the people hurt by dogs, and i mean genuinely hurt, not clogging up the emergency room because of a cat scratch tier injury, 80% of them were hurt by pitbulls, german shepherds, and rottweilers. even then, those most dangerous of all dogs, are less likely to hurt or kill you than 1: walking and 2: sitting in front of a TV, especially in public, since statistically most of their bites involve family, and abusive male owners with equally mistreated and misbehaving children.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not clogging up the emergency room because of a cat scratch tier injury
                What r/dogfreecels are actually talking about when they say they fear for their lives

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How dangerous are dogs really? Not very unless it's multiple pitbulls, rottweilers, or german shepherds and you are a child or somehow physically inferior to an old man.

                This is the injury an adult man sustained while fighting off a pitbull that escaped its (female) owners house to attack him and his husky. He punched it a few times and then he blew the pitbulls head off while the owner screeched
                https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/dog-shot-neighbor-attack-pit-bull-husky-san-diego/1954157/
                He was not arrested
                The husky did not require extensive veterinary treatment and was fine

                >“My dog didn’t have no gun,” she yelled. “That’s like my child.”
                >The woman cried out for her pit bull which she claims was a service companion dog.

                The vast majority of deaths ascribed to dogs are actually due to the rabies epidemic in third world countries, places with the sort of hygiene we can thank for covid 19.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking kek
                brings husky to the hardware store chads: 1
                brings pitbull to walmart roasties: 0

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically the dogs that are actually likely to hurt you aren't brought to stores, because their owners would fully agree with you. These are dogs that are mostly male, large breeds, and owned by men. These men act like they hate dogs and beat them for disobedience and keep them chained outside, and prefer to own intact males because they think it makes them manlier and safer from burglars at the same time. These are the dog owners who will back you up and say
                >UHYUH, DOGS DONT BELONG OFF DER CHAIN, NOT IN STORES OR ON THE COUCH, DAMN LIBERAL SISSY gayITS.

                The dogs that you are most likely to encounter in stores are excessively well trained collie types and little rat dogs that aren't physically capable of hurting you.

                Weird headcannon when every basic b***h owns a "rescue" pitbull these days. Those people are not going out and spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars on a well-behaved purebred.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically the dogs that are actually likely to hurt you aren't brought to stores, because their owners would fully agree with you. These are dogs that are mostly male, large breeds, and owned by men. These men act like they hate dogs and beat them for disobedience and keep them chained outside, and prefer to own intact males because they think it makes them manlier and safer from burglars at the same time. These are the dog owners who will back you up and say
                >UHYUH, DOGS DONT BELONG OFF DER CHAIN, NOT IN STORES OR ON THE COUCH, DAMN LIBERAL SISSY gayITS.

                The dogs that you are most likely to encounter in stores are excessively well trained collie types and little rat dogs that aren't physically capable of hurting you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The dogs that you are most likely to encounter in stores are excessively well trained
                Bullshit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truth Nuke

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This never happened.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it will be what does if anon ever follows through with his threats to shoot peoples family pets over his autism kek

                [...]
                Weird headcannon when every basic b***h owns a "rescue" pitbull these days. Those people are not going out and spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars on a well-behaved purebred.

                sorry I don't live in shitbull Black personville I wouldn't know KEK!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When i worked at a grocery store, some little Hispanic kid had a barely-feathered baby chicken cupped in his hands. It pooped on his hands and subsequently the floor. No, he did not clean it up
        Not a poor thing either, the area had some expensive new apartments/condos mixed in with the native poors. Some yuppie once had his little rat dog stop in the pizza aisle and drop a turd, and the white girl dog cliche was proven true on a regular basis
        That being said, i'm positive most of those pets had better standards of hygiene than most of the actual people

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just set up ultrasonic speakers? The dogs would flip out and you could just explain it away as one of the machines in the store/the AC causing it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would have to be constantly playing since those "anti bark speakers" you can buy on Amazon only activate when the dogs bark so they can learn that barking results in an annoying sound. A business that doesn't want dogs to enter would ideally have a device that causes dogs to bark before they walk through the door so they could have the right to deny them entry. Service dogs aren't allowed to cause disturbances unless its part of their disability aid duties.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Service Dogs
    What in the frick is this shit?
    amerrica right? lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was supposed to be a legal protection for blind people with seeing eye dogs, but of course homosexuals who consider their moronic mutts equal to human babies think it means that they're allowed to bring their "emotional support animals" anywhere in public. It's been law since the 1990s, but doggays didn't really start abusing it until a few years ago when "dog friendly stores" went viral in their social media groups.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just not worth it arguing, you deny one dog and the owner is going to light your ass on NextDoor or Normiebook on their dog circlejerk groups

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I think it's better to put up some deterrent that isn't obvious, but will make it so Karen can't keep her dog under control long enough to even walk through the door with it. Just avoid potential confrontation entirely.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just want you to take a good, long look at your post about how you're definitely not a childless antisocial weirdo.
    (the fun thing about sanity is that it's very hard to fake)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever, EVER been unlucky enough to talk to an american who grew up around minorities? That entire post could have been taken from what my grandpa (who was unlucky enough to) said last thursday and he has 8 kids. My uncle was unlucky enough to, and he's the same. Better yet, have you even been near that situation? Just to visit?

      Living around that shit for more than a week would fill you with more hatred than anything else. It is intolerable. The world around you is constant dirt and disorder. Every animal is a dirty stray, and they take after their owners. Every yard is dirt and weeds. Every house looks like it's falling apart. You can not step into a clean home. You hear gunshots nightly and you live in constant fear. The dogs never stop barking and there is days old shit everywhere. Human and dog. There are enough cats to frick and fight in every other yard and fill every available patch of dirt with shit. Every business is untrustworthy. Every third house is a duplex, or quadplex. After a month there's a very good chance you have seen someone get shot, or shoot themselves. You can not walk your dog down the street as a white man without wondering if the next black to pass within arms reach of you is going to kick it for no reason. Not because it's a dog but because you're white, the same color as the cops that will kill him later that night, not because he's black, but because he pulled a gun on them because they're white.

      You're not even in the homeless camp yet. That's just the neighborhood.

      And at the top of it all, calling for more of that everywhere, is a israelite.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in a Midwestern trailer park. I'd see more human refuse in a week than you've seen in your entire life.
        None of that changes that you're going on non sequitur rants on Wauf about israelites and Black folk to prove how not crazy you are because you're gay for dogs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hardware store allows dogs
        >a dog is at the hardware store
        >it comes near some loblert autist
        >DOGS DO NOT BELONG HERE BECAUSE PETS DO NOT BELONG AT STORES BECAUSE PETS DO NOT BELONG AT STORES! YOU DID NOT ASK ME FOR MY CONSENT TO MAKE ME EXIST IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOUR FRICKING FRICKTOY, DOG FRICKER! RESPECT THE NON AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE!
        >dog leans over to sniff the loblert autist
        >DO NOT APPROACH ME DO NOT APPROACH ME DONOTAPPROACHMEEEEE LISTEN TO MY REQUESTS YOU ARE VIOLATING THE NON AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE
        >dog sniffs again
        >AM I BEING DETAINED!!!?!??!
        >I AM DEFENDING MYSELF!!!!!
        >DO NOT INTERFERE OR I WILL INTERPRET ANY ACTIONS AS A THREAT AGAINST MY LIFE
        >*kicks dog*
        >I AM DEFENDING MSELF!!!!
        >THE SECOND AMENDMENT ALLOWS ME TO USE DEADLY FORCE *continues kicking dog*
        >fast forward 5 seconds
        >mentally ill loblert autist is on the floor crying after being gently slapped by the dogs owner
        >EVERYTHING I AM DOING IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN YOU ARE THREATENING MY LIFE LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX WITH DOGS! I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOUR DOG!
        >he slowly fishes a 10mm glock out of his waistband
        >gets kicked in the face and is knocked unconscious
        >one week later, the store has a new sign in front
        >"Absolutely no firearms allowed"
        >Metal detectors installed at all entrances
        kek

        Schizo

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Schizo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizophrenia is unusually common among israelites, yes. Post hand and if white post nose and jawline. If you aint a israelite, you're at least a fish faced liberal.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >starts ranting about israelites and Black folk out of nowhere when asked to keep their pets at home
    Why are so many dogtards on this website mentally ill? People don't want stinky animals around their food. Keep your fur baby at home you childless antisocial weirdos.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Five people, you ignoramus. Actual disabled people care because when white b***hes pull this shit, it makes people less trusting or sympathetic to those of us who do actually need to use service animals.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as the dog is behaving well I don't care if it's "official" or not.
    I don't go around demanding to see people's driver's license either.
    Maybe you should be less of a fricking fascist butthole.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or how about you leave your pet at home you fricking homosexual? All dogs "behave well" until they don't. Nobody wants to eat at a restaurant where Fido just shat on the floor. kys dogfricker

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs you'd find onboard here

        >it's fascism if I can't bring my heckin pupperino with me to watch the new Avengers movie
        kek like fricking clockwork

        All bootlickery is fascist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i had kids , they grew up , i want love and the love of caring for someone again , but i don't want another kid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell your kids to have kids then.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        all humans also "behave well" until they don't. How do you expect people to want to eat in a restaurant where a moronic kid could just up and shit on the floor? Or what about the fact that technically anyone could snap and attack you?
        Your logic is flawed and clouded by your irrational preception of dogs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do know that we used to have segregation/Jim Crow for exactly that reason, right? The feds just love trampling on private property rights.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >irrational preception of dogs
          See

          >harmless dog
          Literally the third deadliest animal to humans behind mosquitos and venomous snakes.

          there’s a reason why we teach kids not to pet random dogs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that’s all thirdie rabies cases

            they kill fewer people than furniture.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            umm moronbro it was already demonstrated why that statistic has absolutely no bearing on this issue and is being dragged up either in stupidity or in bad faith. For example according to that stat mosquitos are the most dangerous animal on earth. However in first world countries, mosquitoes are nothing more than an annoying summer pest, regardless of the fact that they are the most dangerous animal in the world. Same with dogs. In a real first world country 90% of dog breeds and even individuals are harmless

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be specific it's 90.4%.

              Pitbulls = 5.8% of dogs
              German shepherds = 2.1% of dogs
              Rottweilers = 1.7% of dogs

              There's the culprits of 99% of canine caused fatalities in the US each year, all 30 of them. Labs/goldens and huskies/malamutes bracket pitbulls in popularity but are consistently at the bottom of the deaths/dog breed chart (which is just a list of "every dog big enough to kill at least one person maybe"), for reference. I'm surprised german shepherds aren't more numerous but considering how many fricking labs, pitbulls, and huskies I see, especially in northern states, vs one or two german shepherds here and there, it makes sense. german shepherds are just more likely to be walked or roaming around their property because of their extremely destructive and violent tendencies.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be specific it's 90.4%.

              Pitbulls = 5.8% of dogs
              German shepherds = 2.1% of dogs
              Rottweilers = 1.7% of dogs

              There's the culprits of 99% of canine caused fatalities in the US each year, all 30 of them. Labs/goldens and huskies/malamutes bracket pitbulls in popularity but are consistently at the bottom of the deaths/dog breed chart (which is just a list of "every dog big enough to kill at least one person maybe"), for reference. I'm surprised german shepherds aren't more numerous but considering how many fricking labs, pitbulls, and huskies I see, especially in northern states, vs one or two german shepherds here and there, it makes sense. german shepherds are just more likely to be walked or roaming around their property because of their extremely destructive and violent tendencies.

              Dumb homosexual if a mosquito bites you then you're itchy for a couple of days. If a dog bites you then you're probably going to the ER and getting stitches. Give me one good reason why homosexuals should bring their untrained dogs out into public accommodations like Walmart around other people's kids? Even breeds that are pretty much incapable of killing a human can still bite.

              Lol when I was in college some b***h with literally no issues had a "service dog" living with her in the dorms. It was annoying as frick.

              My gf's dormmate is doing this scam right now. So many gays at her college have their pet dogs in the dorms just because the school allows it if some quack doctor signs off on it being an "emotional support animal." Of course the dog is untrained and sits in the chick's bedroom cooped up all day while she's in class (most likely in a cage) despite being a herding breed full of energy. The thing I hate about dog owners is that probably 90% of them just want a dog as a fashion statement so they can say they have a dog. There are plenty of pets out there that are low-maintenance, but they see having a dog as a status symbol or something.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most dog bites, excluding those from the big 3 (pit-rot-gsd), are unlikely to send anyone to the ER out of genuine need rather than typical karen panic, and require provocation. Often severe. It's a nothingburger.

                there's a reason most bites are intact, chained up males biting the owners family members.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's fascism if I can't bring my heckin pupperino with me to watch the new Avengers movie
      kek like fricking clockwork

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As long as the dog is behaving well I don't care if it's "official" or not.
      Service dogs are militantly trained to behave. Some moronic "dog mommy" who lied to you about her pitbull "comfort dog" does not train her killer animal as well as a service dog trainer. So when Pibble bites 30 children and kills 3, guess what, it's hard to keep your store open when it has a reputation as a crime scene.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      b8 post but gonna shoot your dog anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care because I have severe allergies and so do many other people. We deserve to exist in public spaces without experiencing a health emergency much more than your untrained pibble deserves to chew up the nearest toddler.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are sick. Take your meds instead of demanding other people accommodate your inferiority.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >accommodate your inferiority
          >has a service dog because of "anxiety"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i lie about it to make people seethe

            Most considerate dogcel

            takey medsy you sneezy frick. your refusal to properly treat your supposedly severe allergies is not my problem.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >medsy
              You're either underage or a Redditor, perhaps both.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of demanding other people accommodate your inferiority
          Gee golly whiz I wonder what group of people is infamous for doing that. I'm not sure but I've heard it's the people this thread talks about.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most considerate dogcel

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oops I just dropped an open pack of sugar-free chewing gum on the floor in front of your emotional support pibble. Guess you should have trained it better. :^)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are you dog hating redditors always like this
            >normal Wauf native: leave my dog alone sperg
            >redditor /misc/ tourist: WHEN YOUR FIDO JUMPS ON ME ILL SHOOT IT AND THEN ILL SHOOT YOU AND THEN ILL DROP AN ANTIFREEZE RAISIN ON THE FLOOR AND YOUR PITBULL WILL EAT IT STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DOG MAKING PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE DOGS STAND WITHIN 30 FEET OF A DOG IS CRIMINAL ASSAULT
            dog website go back

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or maybe just don't bring your untrained pet to a department store like Target or Walmart that is full of things that are poisonous to it. If you have a real service dog that's been rigorously trained, then it shouldn't be a problem.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you insisting someone elses dog is untrained and eats random shit/attacks people?

                I knew a schizophrenic once. It was my best friends dad, he didn't last long outside the mental hospital, and one of the things he did was he constantly insisted on his version of events. He thought his son/my friend was gay, even though he was a notorious womanizer. The way he talked about it was just like the people ITT talking about every dog being untrained like it is a fact and inevitability.

                I mean it, he acted exactly like you. He was always having a conversation with someone that wasn't real in a reality that never happened.

                This entire thread is full of your unhinged schizo rants about Black folk and bragging about being inconsiderate to people who are allergic to dogs. Get over yourself and leave your pet at home where it belongs.

                "Your"? Seriously who the frick are you talking to? This is anonymous website. Not everyone who thinks you're an unhinged schizo is the same person.

                You really are a schizophrenic. Probably a samegay too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                A strong dislike of dogs is a reliable indicator of mental illness.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing schizo samegay accusing others of being schizo samegays
                Pets belong at home, not at Walmart. You can seethe about it all you want, but it's the truth. There's no fricking reason for you to bring your dog with you everywhere unless you're actually a blindgay or someone who needs the dog to perform basic tasks for you. Grow the hell up and leave your four-legged security blanket at home.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incel post. I enjoy imagining how ugly you look and sound while literally crying about this, rat faced virgin.

                of the store allows dogs
                The whole point is that stores are forced by law to allow "service dogs," and furgay dogmoms like yourself abuse that fact to bring your pets shopping with you since you know the wagies won't do anything about it for fear of risking their jobs.

                >like yourself
                Schizo predictably continues talking to the person inside their head

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dogfricker calling other people incels
                Shouldn't your be slathering your wiener with peanut butter right about now?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >incel brings up his disgusting fetish out of nowhere
                Well now that we know what you’re like its no wonder someone like you is entirely confined to the internet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >some random fat person decides what is allowed in a store, not the owner
                lmfao this is the kind of person telling other people to grow up. lmfao.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This entire thread is full of your unhinged schizo rants about Black folk and bragging about being inconsiderate to people who are allergic to dogs. Get over yourself and leave your pet at home where it belongs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have any idea how ridiculous being “considerate” to people who refuse to take allergy pills is

                if you have a severe allergy not being on medication is pure moronation. the most common domesticated animal doesn’t need to be separated from the rest of the world because you refuse medical treatment. basic morality is few people are less important than many people and property owners have authority on their property that visitors do not. if you insist on literally anything else you are entitled, which is bad.

                the few will take their meds if they are allergic to the many.
                the owner of the store decides if dogs will be there or not. not you.

                grow up and stop being entitled.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Growing flowers and trees in public needs to stop because i am allergic to pollen! Plants belong in your own fricking home! Tree frickers! t. r/plantfree

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask to see paperwork for every single service animal that comes in the door
    This. A simple "No animals are permitted in this store. Service animals require proper documentation. Exceptions may be made at the managers discretion." does the trick.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask to see paperwork for every single service animal that comes in the door

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legally service dogs don't require paperwork. All business owners are allowed to ask under the ADA are
      >"Is the dog a service animal required because of a disability?:
      >"What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?"
      That's it, and entitled doggays know they can just lie in order to bring Fido into your restaurant or wherever at the expense of everyone else. It's not worth it for business owners to try to argue, since there's an entire industry of lawyers who do nothing but sue small businesses over ADA violations. If you actually want to keep dogs out of your store, it has to be done discreetly with plausible deniability.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a disability and while I don't use a service animal, i associate with several other cripples and gimps of various sorts who do so I may be overqualified to answer but...
        Fakes are easy to spot. If the owner is carrying the dog, it's a fake. If the dog is in the trolley, it's a fake. If the dog wanders, sniffs shit, gets excitable in a non-working manner, welcomes attention from strangers (or the owner does or encourages it), begs, has no leash or grab bar and other obvious tells, then it's a fricking fake.
        I and other gimps fricking HATE white b***hes (they're always white b***hes) who pull this scam. I Karened out on one white b***h for doing this shit at the supermarket. I asked what her disability was and what the dog does for it. Her immediate reaction was to screech "you can't ask me that!" to which I replied, verbatim, "bitch, I don't work for the fricking store so I can ask whatever the frick i want to ask, you lying ass ho. Take yourself and your bullshit pomeranian outside." Then she explained that she has "social anxiety" lol
        I told her that she didn't have jack shit and she clearly has no anxiety about pulling a bullshit scam AND to respond to confrontation so that is a bullshit excuse and she needs to GTFO before I give her something to be anxious about (falsifying a pet as a service animal is illegal here).
        Faced with legal threat from an actual disabled person, she left the store. Frick her and frick every other white b***h who pulls this shit. It makes life harder for people who actually need and train service animals. These shameless twats need to c**tpunted into next week every single time they pull this bullshit. Frick'em.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We all hate women with yappy rat shits

          I dont give a frick if a well mannered white man brings his well mannered white man's dog into the hardware store. If they're a little stubborn and sniffy whatever, beats el chica goblino and her five mutts screaming the whole time and blocks the aisle less than braindead NPCs on their phones.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I dont give a frick if a well mannered white man brings his well mannered white man's dog into the hardware store
            Neither do I. But here's the difference you mouthbeeathing inbred: said hypothetical white man isn't going to claim his dog is a service animal. If he did, to use you fricktarded pseudo logic, that wouldn't be very white, very manly or very white-manly behaviour, now would it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Five people, you ignoramus. Actual disabled people care because when white b***hes pull this shit, it makes people less trusting or sympathetic to those of us who do actually need to use service animals.

          I work at a major retail chain, and it's not just white b***hes doing it. Maybe they started it a few years ago, but it's caught on and people from all walks of life are abusing the loophole now. I wouldn't care so much except that the place where I work sells groceries, and of course these gays let their shitty dogs ride in the shopping carts. It's gross, but we as employees aren't really allowed to do anything about it because of ADA and possible litigation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry to hear. I've literally only ever seen white b***hes pull this shit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              I work at a major retail chain, and it's not just white b***hes doing it. Maybe they started it a few years ago, but it's caught on and people from all walks of life are abusing the loophole now. I wouldn't care so much except that the place where I work sells groceries, and of course these gays let their shitty dogs ride in the shopping carts. It's gross, but we as employees aren't really allowed to do anything about it because of ADA and possible litigation.

              Oh, and I also literally never see this at "ethnic" stores. I'm Eurasian and my sortakindanotreally wife is Indo-Caribbean so we do a lot of our shopping at "ethnic" grocery stores and not once have I seen this shit. I did hear about a seeing eye pony at the Mohammedan supermarket, lol
              They were talking about it once when I went in there for some shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seeing eye pony
                Goddamn, these things are fricking tiny.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So tiny

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/Hl4FKIp.jpg

                >seeing eye pony
                Goddamn, these things are fricking tiny.

                So very very tiny.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >these gays let their shitty dogs ride in the shopping carts
            This is where you can stop them, their dogs must be on their person or on the floor, you can insist they take the dog out the cart.
            >https://www.ada.gov/resources/service-animals-faqs/#miscellaneous
            >Q31. Are stores required to allow service animals to be placed in a shopping cart?
            >A. Generally, the dog must stay on the floor, or the person must carry the dog. For example, if a person with diabetes has a glucose alert dog, he may carry the dog in a chest pack so it can be close to his face to allow the dog to smell his breath to alert him of a change in glucose levels.
            They are also required to keep their dog with them at all times. So take a pair of heavy gloves and the moment they abandon the cart pick up the dog, take it out the store and sit it outside, hopefully it finds its way in to traffic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This is where you can stop them, their dogs must be on their person or on the floor, you can insist they take the dog out the cart.
              True but realistically, most corporations just tell their employees to not get involved for fear of ending up on the wrong side of the feds. The ADA is too broad and rife for abuse like so many moronic laws we have in this country. If a sign isn't posted at the front door saying that animals aren't allowed in shopping baskets, then it's too risky for some wagie to really say anything about it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >glucose alert dog
              Why are Americans like this?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Type one diabetics do exist chud. Leave the basement every once in a while.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Machines can do that though

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting a glucose alert machine
                >with America's healthcare system
                Lol. Lmao, even. It's not uncommon for it to be cheaper to get a dog and train it to be a glucose alert dog.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Costs less than 50 bucks on amazon
                Dogs in the US can cost thousands, unless you want a 50 dollar ghetto mutt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also work at a major retail chain and dogs are the among the least disgusting things people put in those carts
            If i were you id stop caring so much because it doesnt matter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I told her that she didn't have jack shit and she clearly has no anxiety about pulling a bullshit scam AND to respond to confrontation so that is a bullshit excuse and she needs to GTFO before I give her something to be anxious about (falsifying a pet as a service animal is illegal here).
          >Faced with legal threat from an actual disabled person, she left the store.
          Doing God's work.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/EVPHlXP.jpg

        How do you, as a hypothetical business owner, realistically keep homosexuals from bringing their dogs into your store? These people are well aware they can abuse the letter of the law and put the business into a lose-lose situation. Businesses are only allowed to kick out the "service animals" if they start misbehaving. Is there a smell that is innocuous to humans but unpleasant to dogs that could cause them enough discomfort to misbehave? How about an alarm sound that is inaudible to humans but could cause a dog to bark?

        I have an emotional support Pomeranian that barks at people I don't like >:(
        I need her and that's, that! :3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who bring fake SDs everywhere are cancer but that's a great way to get sued into oblivion

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