explain to me how this isnt a fish

explain to me how this isnt a fish

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACTUALLY like all tetrapods they're sarcopterygii or lobe-finned fish so technically they can be considered "fish" 🙂

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lives in water
    >has fins
    >splish splash
    Yup, that’s a fish

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it goes WOOO WOOO

    And fish go glub glub

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aquatic mammals still haven't evolved an appendage that functions as a snorkel so they can breathe while submerged
    get your shit together mammals

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically because of breasts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its got boobs

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fish don't have boobies (Fish Police and Sharktale are fiction and not real)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fish Police and Sharktale are fiction and not real
      🙁

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >UUUUUUUH IT HAS LUNGS
    So do lung fish
    >IT GIVES LIVE BIRTH
    Plenty of fish do to
    >MUH MORPHOLOGY
    Morphologically speaking it has more in common with an average "fish" than let's say a trumpet fish a sea horse a sting ray but we all call those fish
    >P-pedantic redditors
    Cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lungfish have lungs AND gills, whales do not have gills, they cannot breathe underwater. The number one thing that defines fish is the fact they just live in water and cannot live outside of water, whales literally cannot live without oxygen from the air (ie; not water). You are wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're cartoon characters

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thing on the right is just a fricked up frog.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >left lives out of water and will drown if completely submerged for too long
          >fish

          >right cannot leave the water and will suffocate if taken out of the water for too long
          >not a fish

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has to go up and breathe air like an idiot. Whales also feed their young with a mammary gland. Which is like the definition of a mammal.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't have gills, spine flexes vertically instead of horizontally, warm blooded, has placenta/womb, secretes milk for young. And all of those are just surface level observations from the layman.
    Sure sounds like a mammal to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has to go up and breathe air like an idiot. Whales also feed their young with a mammary gland. Which is like the definition of a mammal.

      Proof of any of this?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is a fish
    it is a highly derived fish
    it is such a highly derived fish that it is also a tetrapod
    it is such a highly derived fish that it is also a tetrapod, AND a reptile
    it is such a highly derived fish that it is also a tetrapod, AND a reptile, AND a synapsid
    it is such a highly derived fish that it is also a tetrapod, AND a reptile, AND a synapsid, AND a mammal
    it is such a highly derived fish that it is also a tetrapod, AND a reptile, AND a synapsid, AND a mammal, AND an ungulate
    AND, being such a highly derived fish that it is also a reptile, a synapsid, a mammal, and an ungulate, it is more closely related to cows, and deer, and bats, and dogs, and dimetrodon, and dinosaurs, and crocodiles, and birds, and frogs, and turtles
    than it is to normal fish
    it's SUCH a WEIRD fish that it's not helpful to call it a fish 99.9% of the time
    though it is a fish

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a mammal, that's why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those two things arent mutually exclusive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they are and they can be. "fish" is a meaningless term

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"fish" is a meaningless term
          in the vulgate it means craniates with gills, fins, and generally swim bladders.

          in science it means craniates.

          both are meaningful categorizations.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you people love to make up terms to fit your view. life is life this thing came out of the water and went back to it. it's about halfway between a "mammal" and "fish" as you would like to call it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >this thing came out of the water and went back to it
              Evolutionists literally believe this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The babies come out almost drowning I think instead of in an egg/embryo

                Kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is a life force that drives all living things. that life force took it out of the water and brought it back. what do you not understand about that ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who told you that, the whale?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who said it's not a fish?

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