>evolves to produce a venom that only kills humans for no reason

>evolves to produce a venom that only kills humans for no reason
why?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >evolves to produce a venom that only kills humans
    No. That's absolute fricking nonsense. The venom kills their natural prey.
    Same with every other deadly snake/spider/scorpion/whateverthefrick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The toxin in the venom of Sydney funnel webs that’s responsible for extreme toxicity in humans has nothing to do with killing their prey. It’s absent in females/juveniles who still need venom to subdue prey, and only present in mature males who live short lives and hardly eat anyways

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a defensive adaptation against predation from certain vertebrates. The males are wandering around the females stay in their burrowes where they're not exposed to predation as much.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did it on purpose so they could have an easy life getting milked by BBF bawds

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many of these dangerous animals in Australia? I get the isolation evolution thing but why did so many of them turn out so deadly compared to the rest of the world?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pressure to survive abbos and whatever invasive species the chinese dropped in there

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natural selection, the less agressive and milder ones were all eaten by abbos until it evolved into the hyper defensive highlight venomous beastie we know and love today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and love
      That’s a stretch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eaten by abbos
      ofc those freaks eat spiders

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your ancestors probably did too, don't be obtuse.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi I don't visit Wauf often I hope you guys don't mind me asking this here:
    >Spiders usually have eight eyes but few have good eyesight.
    Why have 8 eyes and still have poor eyesight? How does this happen? They have 8 legs and and have great motility.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the most part the eyes are like motion sensors to detect when they should hide.
      Spiders that don't make webs actually have pretty good eyesight because they have to hunt instead of waiting for bugs to fly into a web.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi I don't visit Wauf often
      do you use the word "motility" wrong every time you visit? Because that's been happening a lot lately. Particularly in paleschizo posts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        obsessed

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Sydney Funnel Web? Is it true they can punch a hole in peoples shoes with their fangs? Or is it that they like to hide in shoes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiding in people's shoes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the humans feet when already clad in footwear are completely immune, though inferior in quantity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wandering males will turn up in shoes. A big one could maybe get a fang through a thinner shoe, not something like a leather boot though

      Hi I don't visit Wauf often I hope you guys don't mind me asking this here:
      >Spiders usually have eight eyes but few have good eyesight.
      Why have 8 eyes and still have poor eyesight? How does this happen? They have 8 legs and and have great motility.

      It doesn’t really matter if you have a lot of eyes or not if they’re all small and underdeveloped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I was a kid I stayed with some family friends in sydney. one time everyone excitedly went out to go and jump in the pool. I went to follow them only to find them all coming back in looking disappointed
      "can't go swimming, there's spiders in the pool"
      turns out when it gets hot these frickers like to just climb into swimming pools and hang out at the bottom
      sydney, not even once

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    already discussed in the newt thread

    1. The venom affected other animals physiologically similar to humans that are now extinct
    2. The venom only required minor changes to target humans, and the animal lived around humans long enough for that to happen
    3. The animal evolved around humans but then migrated to a place with no humans, only to have humans later follow it.
    4. The animal evolved around humans and traveled with them to places where neither previously existed
    5. The specificity of the venom is a coincidence.
    6. The venom affects lots of other animals, we just haven't tested all of them yet

    take your pick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet on a combination of 4, 5 and 6, but changing 6 to
      >The venom may affect other animals, we just haven't tested all of them yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was number 8 again?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what was number 8 again?

        >venom evolved to kill homosexuals and OP is a homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that’s just AIDS

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not HIV

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, the forbidden glory hole makers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forbidden
      All the more reason to use them

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because frick you. Thats why.

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