Elephants, great apes and cetaceans should have "human" rights

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're actually losing their rights, they are getting deported en masse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even african elephants become refugees

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are bantoids threatening to fill germany with elephants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        possible trophy hunting export ban in UK & Germany

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leave it to a german to be boring enough to not want elephants running around. Experiencing their splendor would cut into their Retail Middle Management Simulator time.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of legally enforced rights comes with legally enforced responsibilities and punishments. cats and Dogs have animal rights, but they are tasked with entertaining humans, and they may be put down by humans under certain circumstance, especially if they show aggression.
    I think humans should regulate humans less, regulating more animals? that is nothing but hubris. Do you put down a rapist dolphin? Do you hunt a killer whale that tries to capsize boats? On what charges? Humans are the one trespassing on their waters, dirtying them up, and sometimes killing or capturing them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post sauce for pic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Their waters" No. Rights apply to everyone. If, hypothetically, these animals were to be accepted as human, then they need to be held to the same standards and cannot hide behind the fake concept of borders. Same thing with the North Sentinelese. Some of them murdered a man for engaging in free speech, and those individuals should be punished (humanely). That man had every right to enter that island, just as their ancestors did however many thousands of years ago.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bet I could beat an elephant in a fight

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all Chinese, Indonesian, Japanese, and Brazilian people. Watch as global animal welfare skyrockets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day m8

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, I want to have a pint with a chimpanzee

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monket steals bananna
    > - Everyone has the right to protection by law enforcement
    >Reported to police
    >Monkey is detained
    > - Guaranteed free and fair trial
    >Monkey is unable to comprehend situation and a continued 'menace to the public'
    >Incarcerated for life in mental health institution
    I'd rather stick em in a zoo, at least there they have a decent standard of living

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't need them to have human rights if you want to have sex with them

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren’t human. You’re just fetishizing intelligence.

    Rights are defended by the threat of common violence, not awarded for acquiring intelligence points like video game achievements. They have the rights they already have, because if we get close to them or try to kill them they try and frick us up.

    Compare cattle which can be memed into watching each other die peacefully

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get off the internet for 10 minutes you terminally online homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told them the truth

      Social contract theory btfos all other moral systems

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rights are defended by the threat of common violence, not awarded
      it had to have been this part i guess, right? what the hell pressed your npc button so hard? that post was tame as frick. am so confuse, someone halp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >digits confirm i am of moronic
        kek, anyway reply was meant for

        get off the internet for 10 minutes you terminally online homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The idea of rights being defended by and innate to man rather than awarded by gods or some kind of superior to their chosen is very old school america and directly offensive to most of the world

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe i'm underestimating just how offensive or something. seems like a disproportionate amount of butthurt if that's really what sparked it. then again...
            >rights regarded as on par with gibs
            that's gotta frick a person's head up. what a weird mindset.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great apes
    They don't exist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol are you the midget schizo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd, who is the midget schizo?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy who claims great apes/primates aren’t actually around anymore and went extinct sometime in the 1800s and the cover up is that all of them currently in zoos/sanctuaries/documentaries are paid actors in costumes and such, or something like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do but the clade should be renamed based on pic-related

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they all get internet access, can't be euthanized, and have free speech? That makes sense.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make animal rights more robust for all animals?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    counterpoint: humans should have great ape, elephant, and cetacean rights

    human rights suck ass

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll shank you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These poor dudes are being farmed en masse in Spain at shitty aquariums for fancy restaurants.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they so tasty though?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    counterpoint: not even humans deserve"human" rights

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, right? Making fascism and genocide a universal thing and the global human population drops down to 2000-5000 individuals (like how the human population was like 300.000 bc).

      That will satisfy Putin and Jinping apparently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A. Humans made most megafauna species go extinct despite only having a population in the couple thousands, so that doesn't change anything.

        B. China and Russia don't have nearly 800 military bases around the world libtard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By giving them "human" rights you are allocating privileges and protections which are based around the human expereince which is completely alien to any other animal on earth. If you want to improve elephant/great apes/ect rights then that is a very different but appropriate question to consider, but applying anything traditionaly "human" to different animals or organisms is a fallacy.

        Go back to twitter gay. Anon was making a joke and did not ask about your lukewarm takes on putin.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lukewarm
          Certainly compared to Crocus City Hall KEK

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is not even a good joke as lukewarm is the opposite to blazing inferno. Begone war tourist or go to >>>/k/ if you want to sperg about Russia or China. This is an animal and nature board.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This is an animal and nature board
              This is still relevant as liberal human values are fricking up ecosystems. Just the concept of human as free beings is destructive as frick.

              The thing to do is to reestablish big cat populations their to former range, destroy America/the West and make humans into primate livestock again. The only legit human individuals who only ever can have “human rights” authoritarian leaders like Putin and Jinping. They will restore the natural order and repopulate the former predatory megafauna. That will ensure humanity will never again go beyond what we were naturally selected to be, a brainless free roaming livestock prey species.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >furhomosexual (zoophile)
                >vore fetishist
                >a bunch of obvious fetishes im pretty sure only his fellow furgays can name
                >catgay
                Shocker

                Big cats are the most reddit animal. Verification not required.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Big cats are the most reddit animal
                my nickname used to be jaguar because I could run really fast, am I reddit chat?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This reads like a gross wish-fulfillment furry fetish fanfic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > destroy America/the West
                have a nice day weirdo third worldist

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron is a furry degen
                not surprised

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol yeah because the commie status quo is doing such a great job keeping those two in check as is moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. Especially not when they keep having the dumbest shit included in them

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