Earwigs are very peaceful creatures. I welcome them to my home

Earwigs are very peaceful creatures. I welcome them to my home

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A group of them ganged up and killed one of my caterpillars. They keep falling out of the trees and getting in my hair. Frick these guys

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Test

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        E's a Wizar ain he

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He must be. That or I'm not as sober as I thought.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have alot in riverside and vacuumed them all up

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF these are earwigs. Do they actually climb in ears?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's just an old wives tale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, they craw into your ear then pinch your brain

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        With their ovipositors. The brain has relatively little in terms of immune system presence, and is therefore ideal to lay eggs in. The larvae can then feed on the grey matter until they'd ready to mould and leave through the ears or nose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      i unironically had one in my ear when i was 12 and it traumatized me for life, and anons that claim its a wives tail are fricking lying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wig means insect in old English, Ear refers to the shape of their pincers.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    an earwig crawled into my underwear while i was in the shower and pinched my balls
    never forgive never forget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you react if some giant balls came at you from above? I bet you would do the same.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I keep them out of my mailbox? I'm tired of them getting into my mail and covering it in frass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try to put more earwigs into the mailbox

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      S opp rinkle some bug killer around the base of your mailbox.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them so much Waufros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting butt pinchers typed these posts

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earwig breeding box, with heating and full light spectrum, this person knows where it's at.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earwigs are demons. I kill any in my home

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too welcome them into my home, and do not wear earmuffs or headphones or any form of ear protection. As I am not paranoid, and do not believe untrue old wives tails that earwigs lay their eggs in human brains.
    That would be absurd.

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