Don't "yarr" me

Can't believe there's not a coyote thread. What do we think of these scraggly forest strays?

image source: https://youtu.be/K3lTRKXTir4 @ 1:04

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear they piss on absolutely everything

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you remember her?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      -l

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the most effective coyote trap.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh/10

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did we abandon them? It's time to re domesticate coyotes.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has lost livestock to these little freeloading Black folk, frick them out of existence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo dont eat the slaves im decimating the land to raise! I only destroyed the ecosystem for this!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shoots a bunch of them for eating a chicken
      >Packs splinter and multiply in response
      >More coyotes than you started with
      Good work

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, I've shot 43 coyotes in one night. It's easy to bait and kill em. I prefer using a .223 or 7.62x39 for fast follow-up shots and multiple kills in a single engagement. Using thermal vision with an atv, you can track these frickers for miles in a night and not give them a chance to rest. Eventually, they give up and basically let you kill them due to exhaustion. Shooting 1 or 2 yotes isn't shit. Once you kill 43 of them and leave the corpses, they start to stay away from your land. It's easy to bag at least 20 - 30 in a night. Go with m855a1 of out a 20in or golden tiger 7.62. Hollow point 7.62x39 is the best but expensive. The Golden tiger and m855a1 out of the 20in basically blows them in half so you can shoot any part of their body as long as it's higher up and closer to the spine. Had a huge problem with coyotes when I first moved out here. Not anymore, though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for helping the spread of coyotes. The more you shoot, the better they become

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mass shooting practice, and americans wonder why they have so many of them

            Remember: do not trust men who hurt dogs. All canids are practice humans. It’s the first thing you learn to hurt to “be a man” (so you can be ready to kill people).

            Kek, they ain't coming near me no more, I killed atleast 2 complete packs. Last one booked it and I tracked him for nearly an hour and a half. Put a round through him and haven't seen coyotes since.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wondered if this was a larp, but now I know it is lmao

              Next time don't try to larp as so much of a "badass" that you can track a yote for an hour. You ain't that based, kid

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what is thermal imaging
                >what is having an atv
                It isn't larping you urbanite homosexual. These animals kill my chickens and livestock. Spending an hour at night with my friends, drinking beer, and hunting down every last one of these animals is not only a blast but necessary. Coyotes will run for a long, long time after you drop a few of them. Hence the thermal, you have one guy on thermal tracking their retreat while the driver moved in the general direction. Then you drop a few more and chase the rest. My neighbors don't care and know it's me. Everyone in here supporting coyotes is an ubranite homosexual that doesn't understand the damage they do. They just think they're cute little dog things.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a complete fricking moron who has never hunted nor shot a coyote in his life. You think using thermal to track down a pack of coyotes is badass, it isn't. It's called a normal reaction to their presence. I know you're an ubranite moron because you think my posts are me trying to be "badass" when anyone in the country will tell you this. I didn't come up with this plan out of my ass, I helped others clear their lands of coyotes and it was the same tactic. You complete fricking moron.

                Have you ever been to a place infested with these animals? It is not bait, it happens all the time. You have to hunt and kill their packs. At the end of the night, with 5 dudes, thermal, and a bunch of beer, you can easily kill 20 to 30. I do work for my neighbors around me.

                I believe you 🙂

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a complete fricking moron who has never hunted nor shot a coyote in his life. You think using thermal to track down a pack of coyotes is badass, it isn't. It's called a normal reaction to their presence. I know you're an ubranite moron because you think my posts are me trying to be "badass" when anyone in the country will tell you this. I didn't come up with this plan out of my ass, I helped others clear their lands of coyotes and it was the same tactic. You complete fricking moron.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone who says "kek" shouldn't be allowed to own a gun, much less shoot animals with it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mass shooting practice, and americans wonder why they have so many of them

          Remember: do not trust men who hurt dogs. All canids are practice humans. It’s the first thing you learn to hurt to “be a man” (so you can be ready to kill people).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mediocre bait, but nice energy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever been to a place infested with these animals? It is not bait, it happens all the time. You have to hunt and kill their packs. At the end of the night, with 5 dudes, thermal, and a bunch of beer, you can easily kill 20 to 30. I do work for my neighbors around me.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You have to hunt and kill their packs.
              You really don't. They don't hurt livestock unless you're a shepherd with no LGDs. They don't bother cows, they don't bother horses, they are the perfect biological control for rodents in row crop agriculture. The reason why everyone's making fun of you is because how many ovum a female coyote releases during estrus is proportional to the number of return calls she hears when she howls in the evening. So if you go out and schwack coyotes, the ones you don't get (and you'll never get them all), make up the difference in a single breeding season, with litters of up to 16 per female compared to the normal average of 3-5.
              Don't get me wrong, I've hunted coyote a few times, and I'll hunt them again if the conditions are right (high fur prices and plenty of free time because work is slow), but shooting coyotes to control their population really only works as part of a management strategy that includes dynamiting their dens and profligate use of poison to the detriment of tons of other wildlife, and is pointless besides, because unless you do pastured rabbits or have a free range kitten mill, there's no reason to shoot coyotes, they're harmless. Shoot coyotes because you want to or because it pays well, don't bother doing it because you think you have to or that you're helping anyone. They're only a danger to Canadian pop stars and unattended Mexican toddlers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're only a danger to Canadian pop stars and unattended Mexican toddlers.
                I love coyotes even more now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Passion dripping from the coyote's eyes
          He can taste his blood
          And blood never lies
          Pale face die

          True men don't kill coyotes
          True men don't kill coyotes

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want a pet coyote so bad

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gets to pound that coyote cookie daily

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with that other anons. noose yourself. Your disgusting fetish whether serious or ironic brings down the quality of the entire board.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its never right to tell someone to end their lives, i expect an apology from both of you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sadly probably not, dog cookie is much bigger than other canine cookies relative to their size and coyotes would be on the small side for a dog

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        [...]
        /k/ plis go

        Nope 😉

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you get my temperature plz?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are yotes gonna replace cats as pest control animals?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can they do that when cats were never pest control in the first place

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In that case releasing coyotes in an urban setting would be even simpler

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are those trees in the back left? they look cool.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They tend to keep to themselves. I've had them run right by me while I'm walking. They are not predators they scavenge and avoid confrontation. They are defensive and the only aggressive coyote is rabid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cats were never pest control in the first place
        shitforbrains/10

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, people who get cats for pest control are shit for brains.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s right gay. Cats don’t do shit. The pests just hide better and the population grows. Uncontrolled.

          What did you expect from an african animal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, don't try to reason with dogeredditors, they'll cope and seethe about cats no matter what the historical record says. They'll grow out of it when they hit puberty, probably.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are you so vicious?
    >ooo u're so pretty
    >haha why are you so vicious
    >so pretty!
    reminds me of my ex

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could you enjoy your big dick?
    0:32
    wtf man

    • 8 months ago
      Coyote Thread

      I completely missed that part of the video wtf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely missed that part of the video wtf

      >Can't you enjoy your picnic?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she hunger for sausage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/a2eTwvo.jpg

      Do you remember her?

      /k/ plis go

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote pests should be purged in human populated areas. They're fine elsewhere.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coyote pests should be purged in human populated areas.

      On the contrary, if they introduced coyotes into New York city, they could solve the rat problem in a month. You wouldn't even need that many to remove all the rats as a small group of coyotes would learn to use the subway and could cover more.

      Pretty sure in Russia the wild dogs have memorized the buss scheduled and regularly use them. It sounds crazy but it's more realistic than many would dare to admit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but how many dudes from /trash/ would drunkenly stumble onto the bus and start hitting on the coyotes? This could be a serious issue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coyotes on public transit would also result in a severe decline in violent crime in the cities as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The homeless and the coyotes will band together and overthrow society and you know it

          • 8 months ago
            Coyote Thread

            good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >introduced
        Coyotes are already taking a bite out of the big apple.

    • 8 months ago
      Coyote Thread

      We can easily cohabitate with coyotes. I know it seems like coyotes eat cats and dogs a lot, but cats and dogs (especially cats and large dogs) are high-risk prey. There's no way most of them will beat coyote in a fight, but they'll leave coyotes with serious wounds that will get infected and kill them.

      Also, cats and dogs should never be left outside unsupervised. If a cat goes outside it either needs to be a contained area or on a leash and harness taken for a walk. If you can't manage this, don't get a cat, or a dog for that matter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t call cats high risk prey for a coyote. If a coyote can find a cat that’s more than ~10 yards from good cover, the coyote will eat the cat basically every time. Sure, if the cat adopts a defensive stance, and the coyote attacks anyways, the cat might scratch the coyote, but all the coyote has to do is wait and attack when the cat loses nerve and tries to run away, which happens 100% of the time. When a cat can travel and never be further than 10 yards from a tree or whatever, only then are able to travel with impunity through coyote territory.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cats are high risk prey
        A cuddly, extremely friendly siberian husky with maybe 1/100th a coyote's reaction times and athleticism ragdolls even pretty large cats 10/10 times. They're basically snow labradors. Speaking of labs, labs are husky levels of murderous when it comes to small animals and are the hardest mouthed retriever. Even pretty mean geese and goats are easy prey to them. And these are domestic dogs, again, they are dumber and slower than any wild canid. But, because dogs are more intelligent and social, they are allowed to retain a lot more of their ability since it can be tempered and directed.

        Domestic cats are not extremely competent animals. Their bodies are smaller and have shorter legs, their brains are smaller, their threat processing is almost completely absent and they are so inattentive that if a coyote kills another cat that is just outside of their field of vision they don't react. Cat domestication has focused entirely on making them more lazy and inert as to be better pets that are more likely to receive food and care. They aren't serious working animals - their pest control function is essentially gambling on their odor acting as sufficient prevention and their low kill rate hopefully being enough to kill an infestation before they start breeding. It's not super effective but neither is a more wild-like cat, because then the cat is too skittish and aggressive to cohabitate with humans, and because of their low intelligence and lack of sociability, it's a waste of time to try and temper and direct that.

        A great deal of domestic cat survival really depends on them sucking at being cats. If someone feeds cats, they will feed lots of cats at once, and drive out ones that attack the other cats or refuse to be pet in order to increase their cat pleasure. Those attack cats are more likely to starve or raise smaller litters. Thus, coyote food reproduces more successfully.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so obsessed with cats?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They aren't serious working animals - their pest control function is essentially gambling on their odor acting as sufficient prevention and their low kill rate hopefully being enough to kill an infestation before they start breeding.
          idk if I agree. I had a mouse problem in my house until I got a cat, and the cat was a lot more effective than mouse traps at killing them. Within a few weeks we had several dead mice, and now no more mouse problem.
          Also aren't cats so good at hunting that stray cats are a significant threat to local ecosystems? I thought they killed millions of birds and small mammals every year and contributed to extinctions in the past, but maybe I'm wrong.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cats are terrible at hunting pests, because they hunt things that aren't instead.
            If you have it confined to a box (your house) it has no choice but to go after whats there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's counterproductive when dealing with coyotes. There's not much humans can do about them other than living with them. When a balance is met/maintained they aren't an issue.
      Coyotes will continue to do their thing in spite of humans so the only option is understanding. Their legendary status as a trickster animal comes from their ability to BTFO people who try to control them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Their legendary status as a trickster animal comes from
        I've heard coyotes will lure pets away from their owners by pretending to play with them, then they draw them away into an ambush where the pack is waiting for them. Honestly not sure if it's true and can't remember where I heard that.

        • 8 months ago
          Coyote Thread

          I can't tell if that's a myth as I've read conflicting information about it. It would be extremely clever if they could do that, and I don't doubt the intelligence of animals. But if coyotes could do this, they'd effectively be one of the only animals capable of intentionally "lying" in a way that's not some kind of innate visual/aural trickery. That would put them in the same league as humans and certain primates, being able to lie with intent via their actions.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spiders do it routinely, so if something as small and simple as a spider can lie by faking mating taps on a potential prey's web, I see no reason a coyote can lie by faking play to lure potential prey away

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hadn't considered that, that's extremely surprising intelligence coming from any creature of that size. A part of me wants to say "Oh that's just instinct they're not actually thinking" but that's assuming too much. There's still so much we don't know about cognition, especially in bugs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a myth. What happens is typical gun dogs and bulldogs, the ones that are usually off leash in coyote country, are actually really stupid, the obedient personality is a trusting and codependent one where self concern is totally absent, and think a coyote that is clearly not their friend is in fact their friend. They go over to play, the dogs owner thinks the coyote must have invited them, and then 3 more coyotes come out and kill their dog.

          The coyotes did not want to play, they were stalking the dog because it was a strange canine on their turf, and the dog was just THAT stupid.

          In other news I have an akita who is clearly aggressive towards dogs who come up to him on a leash and retrievers, hounds, etc still assault him trying to play, even after he snarls and snaps. he never actually bites them, and they're not meant to be off leash, so he's always in the clear but those dogs are really fricking stupid. REALLY stupid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, when a coyote intentionally lures a dog, 100% of the time that coyote is really horny. If they want to eat a dog they can go attack a small one.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Coyote Thread

      I wonder, why snarling is a sign of aggression/play in dogs, while in wild canids it's just a general form of communication that can mean many different things?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have met collies, huskies and german shepherds that would snarl for various reasons like that coyote. Maybe your dog is just dumb so they communicate less.

        Coyote pests should be purged in human populated areas. They're fine elsewhere.

        How are they pests? They hunt pests and are very unlikely to hurt people.
        >inb4 muh kitty
        Supervise your pet
        >inb4 muh doggy
        Supervise your pet

        Was that hard?

        Just give them all rabies vaccines.

        • 8 months ago
          Coyote Thread

          Don't got a dog, haven't owned one in a while but I do get to interact with them regularly. Most of them dumb as bricks, but they're sweet. Incidentals, German Shepherds, huskies, and collies are the dogs I've interacted with the least.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He must been enjoying it. He giving the guy big smiles.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roundtable is a pizza chain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna believe this is real because its so cute to imagine someone accidentally kidnapping a coyote and aggressively making it a pet because they think its just a weird looking mutt.
      Especially since Coyotes are basically just kinda big dogs with a particularly violent streak

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Confirmed hoax (not really a hoax per se it's just a funny throwaway image).

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    coyotes must have populations on six continents
    I will not rest until it is so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure the other continents have their own canids that occupy similar niches to coyotes, like dingos in Australia or jackals in Africa, southern Asia, and SE Europe. Would be interesting to see how coyotes do in say northern Europe though - would be amusing to release a few dozen breeding pairs in the UK. Would be a great test location, as it is an island.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >release a few dozen breeding pairs in the UK
        The UK has a problem with invasive Eastern Gray Squirrels. I think the coyote could be the solution they need

        Are you also mentally moronic like me? You ever hear of invasive species. Those other continents have their own canids like this anon [...] posted.

        >invasive species
        yes, and coyotes are the solution!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you also mentally moronic like me? You ever hear of invasive species. Those other continents have their own canids like this anon

      https://i.imgur.com/frZth6f.png

      I am pretty sure the other continents have their own canids that occupy similar niches to coyotes, like dingos in Australia or jackals in Africa, southern Asia, and SE Europe. Would be interesting to see how coyotes do in say northern Europe though - would be amusing to release a few dozen breeding pairs in the UK. Would be a great test location, as it is an island.

      posted.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOTE PRIDE
        WORLDWIDE,
        BABY

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans should be culled in areas with a thriving coyote population to keep the coyotes safe

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    coyotes must be protected at all cost

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