Kill lantern flies. Behead lantern flies. Roundhouse kick a lantern fly into the concrete. Slam dunk lantern fly larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy invasives. Defecate in a lantern fly’s food. Launch lantern flies into the sun. Stir fry lantern flies in a wok. Toss lantern flies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lantern fly’s home. Judo throw lantern flies into a wood chipper. Twist lantern flies heads off. Report lantern flies to the EPA. Karate chop lantern flies in half. Curb stomp egg-laying invasive lantern flies. Trap lantern flies in quicksand. Crush lantern flies in the trash compactor. Liquefy lantern flies in a vat of acid. Eat lantern flies. Dissect lantern flies. Exterminate lantern flies in the gas chamber. Stomp lantern fly bodies with steel toed boots. Cremate lantern flies in the oven. Lobotomize lantern flies. Mandatory late-term abortions for lantern flies. Grind lantern fly larvae in the garbage disposal. Drown lantern flies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lantern flies with a ray gun. Kick wingless lantern flies down the stairs. Feed lantern flies to praying mantises. Slice lantern flies with a katana.
Remember. The people telling you to go out of your way to kill this mostly harmless bug that threatens unsustainable cash crops, are also the people draining wetlands and blasting through mountains to build highways.
>bro it's okay to just frick our environment up even more because these other people are doing it
I will step on every lanternfly I see and there is nothing you can do about it.
>don’t care about yourself only heckin pristine nature
No. Remember the reason you don’t get malaria in the US is because of people who didn’t care. Today you would be told its part of life and to think of the eagles while trusting the experts.
if we tried to ban DDT in current year, half the country would be reflexively against it on ideological grounds and would be huffing it and spraying it everywhere to own the libtards
I never knew plant hopper before. It's almost like a game to squish them. They have 3 jump attempts to get away before they lose their energy and then it's game over doe
Kill lantern flies. Behead lantern flies. Roundhouse kick a lantern fly into the concrete. Slam dunk lantern fly larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy invasives. Defecate in a lantern fly’s food. Launch lantern flies into the sun. Stir fry lantern flies in a wok. Toss lantern flies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lantern fly’s home. Judo throw lantern flies into a wood chipper. Twist lantern flies heads off. Report lantern flies to the EPA. Karate chop lantern flies in half. Curb stomp egg-laying invasive lantern flies. Trap lantern flies in quicksand. Crush lantern flies in the trash compactor. Liquefy lantern flies in a vat of acid. Eat lantern flies. Dissect lantern flies. Exterminate lantern flies in the gas chamber. Stomp lantern fly bodies with steel toed boots. Cremate lantern flies in the oven. Lobotomize lantern flies. Mandatory late-term abortions for lantern flies. Grind lantern fly larvae in the garbage disposal. Drown lantern flies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lantern flies with a ray gun. Kick wingless lantern flies down the stairs. Feed lantern flies to praying mantises. Slice lantern flies with a katana.
These frickers are EVERYWHERE
the goverment
>give up your guns, trust us, it is our job to defend the homeland
also the goverment
>omg help pls, the evil bug will kill us all
Remember. The people telling you to go out of your way to kill this mostly harmless bug that threatens unsustainable cash crops, are also the people draining wetlands and blasting through mountains to build highways.
>bro it's okay to just frick our environment up even more because these other people are doing it
I will step on every lanternfly I see and there is nothing you can do about it.
>mfw when lantern flies (introduced) frick up the environment by eating tree-of-heaven and agricultural crops (also introduced)
>I am suicidal over a stupid fricking bug
Jesus man get yourself together
>I'm a big bug booty burger busselin bigger Black person
Sheesh man hold your horse.
>don’t care about yourself only heckin pristine nature
No. Remember the reason you don’t get malaria in the US is because of people who didn’t care. Today you would be told its part of life and to think of the eagles while trusting the experts.
I will spray the DDT.
And I WILL be happy.
if we tried to ban DDT in current year, half the country would be reflexively against it on ideological grounds and would be huffing it and spraying it everywhere to own the libtards
>agricultural crops (also introduced)
yes, most crops around the world are introduced, what's your point moron
I hope the lanternchads destroy every single stalk of corn you own ari.
>irrationally seething about crops for no particular reason
Are you okay? Are you well? Do you need to see someone about your problems, anon?
Getting a little scared about corn oil futures are we? Good. Hope 2024 is a boom year for starlings and eurasian collared doves too.
They eat fruit trees moron. And the solution to them is to cull their stupid trees and do the thing we did to mosquitoes with the infertility.
We have international shipping lanes moron we don't need to grow medieval korean apples in iowa
>the least moronic zoomer take
They're invasive in Korea too. And why the frick would we buy apples from Korea?
it's already too late
I never knew plant hopper before. It's almost like a game to squish them. They have 3 jump attempts to get away before they lose their energy and then it's game over doe