Dog owners don't love dogs. Look what they did to wolves. >Do we get to hunt?

Dog owners don't love dogs. Look what they did to wolves
>Do we get to hunt? No, you have to wait to be given food while you lay around
>Do I get to roam free? No you live in an apartment and can't leave
>Do I get to bite things at least? You'll be put down if you do so
>Do I get to breed? Nope, your nuts were cut off
>Do I have a pack? If you're lucky you'll share your house with a cat that hates you
>Will the humans play with me? When they're not at work, school, busy doing housework, busy cooking, or literally doing anything that doesn't involve you
>You are decoration
>Am I at least healthier than my ancestors? No, actually you're either going to die young or live a life in pain because of genetic frick ups

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  1. 5 months ago

    >no hunting
    urbanite issue
    >no free space
    even the biggest morons manage to find dog parks
    >i moost bite
    skill issue, biting during play is normal + aggressive biting isn't common in wolf packs either
    the list of people who should be allowed to freely breed dogs is very slim, more breeders means more moronic dogs in the future
    >i need more dogs
    humans are part of the pack too dipshit
    >actual valid point
    although it's still mostly because of single people who think owning a dog can subsidize a family
    >you are decoration
    a decoration I am most proud and will do everything to care for it
    >le bad health
    average wolf lifespan in captivity is 12 years (less in the wild) and most dogs live way beyond that, stop buying pugs
    That being said, urbanites shouldn't be allowed to own dogs larger than 15 pounds without a permit.

  2. 5 months ago

    >xe thinks all dog owners are the same

  3. 5 months ago
  4. 5 months ago

    I let my dog bite me all the time when we playfight, kys lol

  5. 5 months ago

    You could do something like that for wolves, too. They have to deal with untreated diseases and injuries, no promise of a meal, living outside when it's miserably hot or cold, fleas/ticks/mosquitoes and internal parasites, and at any moment some stronger animal could come along and kill it. And only the top ranking members of the pack are really free. One wrong move, and the other pack members are giving lower ranked members a whooping.

    • 5 months ago

      To add to this, most feral dog populations (some of the most healthy dogs genetically in the world) have an average life span of 2 years.

  6. 5 months ago

    You are raising some interesting points.
    1st,2nd and 8th, at least, are affecting humans too.
    I'm not sure that 3rd point is valid.
    4th point isn't a problem as long as you don't put a b***h in heat in front of your male dog or vice versa.

  7. 5 months ago

    Least psychotic wolfaboo

  8. 5 months ago

    I have a more important question, who gives a frick? I am not even a doggay and I think you sound like a moralising dipshit. Frick off.

    • 5 months ago


      It's probably that one person who spams all the thread constantly. Dogs live rent free in their head, which is really funny.

    • 5 months ago

      They shamelessly samegay. It's from the mental illness. Lololololol.

  9. 5 months ago

    You’ve listed a lot of the reasons why I hate western dog lover culture. There’s also
    >dogs are so LOYAL and they LOVE ME
    Yeah because that’s what they were bred for. Literally a slave species, getting a dog to love you isn’t anything special.

    IRT neutering, something you dumb fricks don’t understand is that dogs reproduce like rats. Without humans keeping their numbers in check, dogs produce tons of babies, most of whom will die (and it’s arguably crueler to let female dogs’ health get ruined just so they can have a bunch of babies that will die), the rest of whom will become like pests, spreading diseases, starving, attacking people, or dying in horrid conditions because not every puppy can go to a loving home.

    • 5 months ago

      Sorry that nobody loves you anon.

      • 5 months ago

        >you don't think like me, you are fundamentally lacking
        lmao @ canine cult behavior

    • 5 months ago

      Luv me dug. Simple as.

    • 5 months ago

      Why do you think animals are anprim fedoras and need to poach, spread disease, etc to be happy? Are dogs thinking “OOHHH RETVRN I MUST RUN FREE SHIT WHEREVER AND LEAVE CORPSES LYING AROUND”? No. Thats a shitty fricking way to live. Keep your pets indoors.

      Outdoor cats are no better. I see at least two dead on the road each day.

      You’ve never had a dog moron. They’re friendly, but they have the same capacity to choose their owner as a cat and always do. They just dont become intolerably aggressive to everyone else.

  10. 5 months ago

    a palworld thread died for this

    • 5 months ago

      Sadly all the dog mons in that game are lame

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