Dog owners don't love dogs. Look what they did to wolves
>Do we get to hunt? No, you have to wait to be given food while you lay around
>Do I get to roam free? No you live in an apartment and can't leave
>Do I get to bite things at least? You'll be put down if you do so
>Do I get to breed? Nope, your nuts were cut off
>Do I have a pack? If you're lucky you'll share your house with a cat that hates you
>Will the humans play with me? When they're not at work, school, busy doing housework, busy cooking, or literally doing anything that doesn't involve you
>You are decoration
>Am I at least healthier than my ancestors? No, actually you're either going to die young or live a life in pain because of genetic frick ups
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>no hunting
urbanite issue
>no free space
even the biggest morons manage to find dog parks
>i moost bite
skill issue, biting during play is normal + aggressive biting isn't common in wolf packs either
>I MOOST BREED
the list of people who should be allowed to freely breed dogs is very slim, more breeders means more moronic dogs in the future
>i need more dogs
humans are part of the pack too dipshit
>actual valid point
although it's still mostly because of single people who think owning a dog can subsidize a family
>you are decoration
a decoration I am most proud and will do everything to care for it
>le bad health
average wolf lifespan in captivity is 12 years (less in the wild) and most dogs live way beyond that, stop buying pugs
That being said, urbanites shouldn't be allowed to own dogs larger than 15 pounds without a permit.
>xe thinks all dog owners are the same
I let my dog bite me all the time when we playfight, kys lol
You could do something like that for wolves, too. They have to deal with untreated diseases and injuries, no promise of a meal, living outside when it's miserably hot or cold, fleas/ticks/mosquitoes and internal parasites, and at any moment some stronger animal could come along and kill it. And only the top ranking members of the pack are really free. One wrong move, and the other pack members are giving lower ranked members a whooping.
To add to this, most feral dog populations (some of the most healthy dogs genetically in the world) have an average life span of 2 years.
You are raising some interesting points.
1st,2nd and 8th, at least, are affecting humans too.
I'm not sure that 3rd point is valid.
4th point isn't a problem as long as you don't put a b***h in heat in front of your male dog or vice versa.
Least psychotic wolfaboo
I have a more important question, who gives a frick? I am not even a doggay and I think you sound like a moralising dipshit. Frick off.
This.
It's probably that one person who spams all the thread constantly. Dogs live rent free in their head, which is really funny.
They shamelessly samegay. It's from the mental illness. Lololololol.
You’ve listed a lot of the reasons why I hate western dog lover culture. There’s also
>dogs are so LOYAL and they LOVE ME
Yeah because that’s what they were bred for. Literally a slave species, getting a dog to love you isn’t anything special.
IRT neutering, something you dumb fricks don’t understand is that dogs reproduce like rats. Without humans keeping their numbers in check, dogs produce tons of babies, most of whom will die (and it’s arguably crueler to let female dogs’ health get ruined just so they can have a bunch of babies that will die), the rest of whom will become like pests, spreading diseases, starving, attacking people, or dying in horrid conditions because not every puppy can go to a loving home.
Sorry that nobody loves you anon.
>you don't think like me, you are fundamentally lacking
lmao @ canine cult behavior
Tl;dr
Luv me dug. Simple as.
Why do you think animals are anprim fedoras and need to poach, spread disease, etc to be happy? Are dogs thinking “OOHHH RETVRN I MUST RUN FREE SHIT WHEREVER AND LEAVE CORPSES LYING AROUND”? No. Thats a shitty fricking way to live. Keep your pets indoors.
Outdoor cats are no better. I see at least two dead on the road each day.
You’ve never had a dog moron. They’re friendly, but they have the same capacity to choose their owner as a cat and always do. They just dont become intolerably aggressive to everyone else.
a palworld thread died for this
Sadly all the dog mons in that game are lame