Dog just ate 2.4 grams of THC....he's got a normal heartbeat and breathing (sleeping).

Dog just ate 2.4 grams of THC....he's got a normal heartbeat and breathing (sleeping). He was able to pee (didn't piss himself or anything) and can still get on and off beds. What else should I do with him?

Can't go to the vet, no car.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is he OP?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    always depends on size of dog and amount consumed, and if there was anything added to it (some of the gummies I've seen use xylazine as a sweetner). Also there's a difference in different forms of it, like delta 8 vs delta 9 etc. The next time this happens I would call pet poison control, if you know how much they ate they can tell you if the dose is toxic or not and what you should do.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    2.4 grams of THC means literally nothing

    >2.4 grams of pot
    completely fine, maybe vomit from the plant matter, the THC is not going to be absorbed by his body as long as you didn't feed him heated butter or something moronic like that afterwards
    >2.4 grams of edibles
    that's bad, your dog is going to trip balls, feel terrible and probably sleep for 24 hours once his trip is over. wtf bro

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can call the vet and ask for directions, just calling is usually free in my experience.
    Say you cannot come and you need advice.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My poor boy. He looks miserable and is trying to behave as normal.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I hope he’s comfy and doing better anon. I wonder what he’s thinking about

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you have 2,4 grams of pure THC lying around? He'll probably be fine but I don't believe you had that amount of THC. How did he ingest it? Did you have THC butter or a brownie? Did he just ate 2,4 grams of straight weed? 2400 miligrams is a moronic dose. Your dog is gonna be ko for a couple days. I doubt he will die but he might have a bad time which I hope he has because you are an irresponsible frick. Your dog eats whatever he finds because you are a slob and you should be ashamed of yourself.
    Clean your shit hole up.
    Train your dog to not eat shit that's not on his bowl or you hand him directly.
    Stop eating edibles until you lose your extra weight. You'll be surprised how fast you lose weight once you stop binging shit food while high.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    op here, my dog is a chihuahua puppy, i forgot to add.
    he weighs 1.9 pounds
    does this change anything

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact you had the substance in your possession proves you are a degenerate homosexual undeserving of animal ownership.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh degeneracy
      Social media use shares every characteristic with heroin except for the part where it goes into your eyeballs instead of your veins. It is provably easier to quit weed than Wauf/reddit/twitter and trivial to live a normal life even with near daily cannabis use but people who live a normal life with near daily Wauf use don’t really exist. They can’t even stop posting at work. White men have hit the bowl after work for centuries but Wauf easily ties them down from cradle to grave. I have heard of people switching ISPs and PAYING FOR PROXIES just to post here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally find someone high on oxy is more productive and coherent than the average phone zombie.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It takes an insane amount of weed to kill or even do damage to a healthy adult. It is the safest drug on earth. Your dog will feel funny for a few days and be fine.

    The only reason it was ever illegal is because of the social purity movement and fear of mexicans. Ironically, in the name of a brown carpenter who mixed boiled pot with his special oils to heal the sick (for like two hours) and make people suggestible, and in the case of the already deeply religious and devoted (prodromal schizos), hallucinate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, everything people said would happen if weed became legal has happened
      New York is a fricking zombie wasteland now
      It should be illegal and those that sell it illegally should get the death penalty

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally false you fricking neocon moron. Stop blaming immigration’s damage on a drug that used to be literally sold at convenience stores. Most of those gays are on fentanyl anyways. The only problem you have ever had is demographics. I don’t advocate for banning any marijuana products except for vape pens just because kids love them and adults know they’re shit.

        Don’t have you some made up country to support and some proxy wars to fight over “communism” while giving up your guns to “common sense and sporting tradition” or something?

        I'm not a drug user. Anyways I'm not poor so it's not even a big deal. He gets 5 star treatment and tons of weed, lucky dog.

        [...]
        Yeah but we're talking about a dog here. Whatever he's doing good and I'll see him tomorrow.

        They’d have to eat an entire decarbed plant.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's good to know that, although there will never be a next time. I'm not a drug user, belonged to my roommate.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me all about how edibles with concentrated THC is the same as bud from 100 years ago

          It's a hard drug now deal with it homosexual
          And you're a loser for using it by the way

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tell me all about how whisky is anything like mead! DEGENERATES LOSERS ARREST THEM KILL THEEM! IF THEY SMOKED LAST WEEK DENY THEM EMPLOYMENT! PURGE! CLEANSE!
            Scratch not the welt lest it bleed and fester, you social purity moron. People worth saving manage themselves well enough if you don’t manufacture subcultures and crime out of weekend vices. Once YOU touch something it’s more or less over until society collapses. For example, you’re not getting rid of wienertail chugging culture anymore. The speakeasy already came out of your vegana and now it must run its course.

            Also, hashish was common 100 years ago and was an ingredient in patent medicines sold for headaches and hysteria. Lol. Literally anyone with a piece of cloth and some dirt was a capable hash manufacturer.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alcohol should be banned too

              But look what I'm arguing with, a morbidly obese drug addiction trying to lecture me

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >society wrecking puritan needs to imagine everyone is fat and lifeless
                imagine getting your ideals from nixon and reagan, the men who began america’s destruction. lol.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta, post weight

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                6’0” 145lbs.

                Post maga hat and IQ score.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                d:^) 145

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try we all know high IQ chads write in “my waifu” for every election. You lose, tourist.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tell me how 10mg edibles are anything like full melt hash from 12000 years ago
            If anything banning premade concentrates without anyone complaining would be an indicator society is no longer so interested. This stuff was domesticated by aryans living in what is now mongol land before the old testament was even attested to. I suppose because every stone age culture tried burning every plant and smelling the smoke to see if it was good smoke.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You’re a moron, you’re dog would have been fine by the next day. It’s not like they can give him doggie narcan and blow his high, it’s fricking pot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a drug user. Anyways I'm not poor so it's not even a big deal. He gets 5 star treatment and tons of weed, lucky dog.

      It takes an insane amount of weed to kill or even do damage to a healthy adult. It is the safest drug on earth. Your dog will feel funny for a few days and be fine.

      The only reason it was ever illegal is because of the social purity movement and fear of mexicans. Ironically, in the name of a brown carpenter who mixed boiled pot with his special oils to heal the sick (for like two hours) and make people suggestible, and in the case of the already deeply religious and devoted (prodromal schizos), hallucinate.

      Yeah but we're talking about a dog here. Whatever he's doing good and I'll see him tomorrow.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfricker made this whole thread just so he can tell everyone he's not poor. Why do you like telling on yourself is it some kind of kink?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I didn't. The first reply to my thread was to take him to the vet, and I did. Now I'm the bad guy for taking him to the vet, and I ended up paying less than I initially said.....

          How is he OP?

          🙁 He's been vomiting like the vet doctor said he would. Hasn't eaten much. He has some erratic behavior like running to certain corners or constantly readjusting himself aggressively turning around. He's not energetic or excited like his usual, doesn't play with any of his toys, just lays in bed all day long. Thankfully he still drinks water and can poop normally. He has been vomiting and pooping the non digestible stuff he ingested.

          Going to try and feed him tomorrow (plain rice and chicken).

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she stoned?
    is she sexy?
    is she horny?

    just give her what she wants dude.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, 2.4 grams is not a huge deal. Definitely not lethal. Your guy is going to be wonky for the next 24-36 hours. The motherfricker has no tolerance and edibles hit you differently. Make sure he's got plenty of water and place he feels safe. You could even have some snacks on hand for the guy. If this is his first THC experience, the poor fricker is confused. He's already a little freaked out, so don't add to it. Give him a pillow, a blanket, and some peanut butter. Keep the energy level down and let the Devil's Lettuce run its course. If you panic, so will he. God willing, he'll pass out while yous watch a movie on the couch and maybe a little loopy tomorrow morning. Good luck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      P.S.
      If he barfs, do not be alarmed.
      I'm assuming that since you had them greens on hand and available, you know what it's like getting a little TOO high. Feeling like you're going to spin off the planet. Just give your dog the environment you'd want if you were in the same situation. We've all been there, eh? That said, any truly weird and alarming behavior means a vet visit.

      blah blah blah vet tech chiming in.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A normal edible dose for me is 20mg and I would consider myself a moderate tolerance, in addition to being 240lbs in weight. So this dog ate 120 times as much THC as I use in a dose. That is a very, very large amount of THC.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody's ever overdosed on it. If you're this pussyhurt over it, maybe put your stash away out of reach, eh? YOU created this situation. It's your dog that now has to deal with it. And if you're going to crowdsource advice (HERE of all places), you obviously don't know how to handle the mess you put you and your dog in. Get off the boards and get medical help if the advice you're seeking gets up your negligent ass.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did I say I was OP? Notice I didn't say "my dog." I am just correcting your absurd larper claim that 2500mg is not a big deal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >240 lbs
        of course you fricking are
        was your weed near the 5lb block of cream cheese that was going to be your dinner?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, but I do like nachos.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A weight of 240 alone doesn't make him a fatass. If he's like 6'5" and hits the gym on occasion he could be around there.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Arnold Schwarzenegger at the height of his bodybuilding career was 6'2" (in his old age he has shrunk) and 235 lbs.

            Lou Ferringno was 6'5" and 270 lbs when he won.

            For him to be not a fatass at 240 lbs, he would have to be literally professional bodybuilder lean and muscular. So yeah, he's a fricking fatass. "...hits the gym on occasion" lmao. Get the frick out of here, you DYEL piece of shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm basically 2 people and my tolerances should be standard

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was kind of my point, moron. If someone my size takes 20mg, then a dog taking 2500mg is kind of a big deal, innit?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy kek, I would love to see your math on that amount.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2.5g = 2500mg
              That wasn't so bad, was it genius?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's WEIGHT, you fricking moron! Not THC to CBD concentration! Ditch weed does not equal hydroponic! Is this news to you?
                It's fine if you can't smoke a joint despite being Shrek. If you're not OP, you have no idea what you're talking about.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                come on man. weight is not an indicater of the strength.

                Weight? OP said 2.4g of THC, not 2.5g of weed. Edibles are dosed by mg of THC.

                Are you aware that your standard dosage, you fricking golem, is not in any way standard?

                Standard dosage is 10mg of THC in edibles. If OP is not talking about edibles, then he has no idea how much THC the dog ate and should not be saying 2.4g of THC.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody anywhere measures the CBD or THC content by the weight of the CBD or THC itself, you colossal trucking moron. You buy (when you finally turn 18) a few grams of marijuana, and there's a percentage. CBD. THC. Whatever's your poison. Do you really think someone's dog got into 2500 mg of pure CBD or THC?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Standard dosage is 10mg of THC in edibles. If OP is not talking about edibles, then he has no idea how much THC the dog ate and should not be saying 2.4g of THC.
                Thank jesus we have the benefit of your expert opinion Grimace.

                I left him with the vet guys they're taking care of him. They said he'd be fine.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good. Althogh, that's what the tech said.

                Dude, 2.4 grams is not a huge deal. Definitely not lethal. Your guy is going to be wonky for the next 24-36 hours. The motherfricker has no tolerance and edibles hit you differently. Make sure he's got plenty of water and place he feels safe. You could even have some snacks on hand for the guy. If this is his first THC experience, the poor fricker is confused. He's already a little freaked out, so don't add to it. Give him a pillow, a blanket, and some peanut butter. Keep the energy level down and let the Devil's Lettuce run its course. If you panic, so will he. God willing, he'll pass out while yous watch a movie on the couch and maybe a little loopy tomorrow morning. Good luck.

                P.S.
                If he barfs, do not be alarmed.
                I'm assuming that since you had them greens on hand and available, you know what it's like getting a little TOO high. Feeling like you're going to spin off the planet. Just give your dog the environment you'd want if you were in the same situation. We've all been there, eh? That said, any truly weird and alarming behavior means a vet visit.

                blah blah blah vet tech chiming in.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know what he said. I really just have other shit to take care of and work for 8 hours a day. I don't want to worry about if he's drinking water or not when I'm not there or anything. Sure maybe he'd be fine but he'll be fine in the hospital too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ask advice
                >Disregard
                >Be a b***h about advice given
                Good luck to your dog. Bet it's living a perfect life.
                Maybe put your weed in a fricking drawer.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was more than one advice given in the thread wtf. It's not my weed it's my roommates.

                Yeah spoiled ass dog is not going to the vet for the next year.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                srsly you make an advice thread about you poisoning your dog and get c**ty about the good advice you get

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                WTF I only posted like 3 times wtf are you talking about? I was at the vet while people were spamming the thread about shit I didn't read.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Standard dosage is 10mg of THC in edibles. If OP is not talking about edibles, then he has no idea how much THC the dog ate and should not be saying 2.4g of THC.
                Thank jesus we have the benefit of your expert opinion Grimace.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                come on man. weight is not an indicater of the strength.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            if 20 mg lights you up at your enormous weight your a pussy and your opinion means nothing

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              As I said, larper.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lool 2x a standard dosage works for you?
              >i have to eat 5 bags of 10 piece edibles to even feel it! kek!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you aware that your standard dosage, you fricking golem, is not in any way standard?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow your tolerance is so impressive. Much big tolerance.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take an uber and stop being a fricking moron.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not going to the vet to be sent home and told to wait it out.

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