Dog in golf cart runs down toddler.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grand Theft Fido

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The opposite happened for me. My elder sister (probably ten or so) was driving a golf cart at like 5mph and still somehow ended up running over our black lab mix. Luckily, none of the wheels hit her and she was fine. It was my first encounter with female driving.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Americans used their guns against the UK's oppressors like 80 years ago and you are free and not speaking german because of it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hitler let the french continue speaking french
      >the japanese continued speaking japanese
      >the italians continued speaking italian
      Sure, the purity and tradition obsessed autist would have done anything but shut down immigration for 100 years.

      Could have disarmed the whole american military and the world would be fine. And those weren’t civilian owned guns either. Everyday morons never got anything done with pistols and assault rifles but crime, and being in an arms race with criminals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't Canada and their spying/intelligence programmes more intrumental in Yurp than the US?
      Coulda sworn the US did far more in the Pacific than in Europe, especially considering that the most famous ingelligence operation of the war, the code talkers, was a Canadian idea and not American. The Canadian Cree code talkers came first then America used Navajo to the same end, mostly in the Pacific.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sorry to hear you are from a country with unsafe drinking water

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you are getting shit for being a typical apemerican, it’s probably a brit or scandi. They do objectively have it better than you in every single way. No exceptions. Their countries are better than every metric.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except they can’t own guns

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same with the husky turning on the stove to drag leftover pizza onto the floor. Motherfricker would be going to the vet to say goodbye.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Basketball lab
    What a shock

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uninjured
    Literally not a news story. Even if they were injured not a news story. Unless a dead body, no report.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of this

    ?t=20

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here.
    Another ridiculous headline just popped up in my feed.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/snake-fell-sky-onto-woman-215907432.html

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like in nam but there's no tree and you get screwed over by birds too, no escape

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course he was uninjured, he wasn't hit by a golf cart yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      Clever. I love how silly and imprecise English grammar can be.

  11. 7 months ago
    warm hearty dog soup

    .

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      These two kitties need to get run by a golf cart

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poops in a flower bed
      >gives your woman toxo, prematurely ending your wifes pregnancy and depriving the world of yet another white child
      worse than pitbulls tbh. i'd rather deal with golf cart dogs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your cat has toxo you aren't white.
        If you let your cat outside you're a dumbass.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it a female dog?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Some ChowChow. Or Shiba Inu.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        An asian female ran somebody over? I'm SHOCKED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a female, she would have backed the 4-year-old into a lake.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a dog is in the seat, tie them so they can't jump around. Trust me.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uninjured
    who's a good boy, then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the toddler was unijured before he got hit

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