Dog has to go

So just to give some context, im not the biggest fan of dogs. Ive gotten mauled multiple times for seemingly nothing by "the friendliest dogs" and have over 50+ stitches to prove it. I don't wish any harm on dogs just have the mindset of "they can chill over there" kinda thing. Now my roommate on the other hand loves dogs. So much so he got one while i was working. He has been aware of my fear and my only non-negotiable when moving in was no dogs. Honestly i would just move out regardless of where but our lease has another 8 months on it. I was even willing to begrudgingly tolerate it but last night it attacked my cats and hes saying MY cats might have to go. This dog has to go and the only way im seeing it happening is if it becomes to annoying for him. Any ideas?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ive gotten mauled multiple times for seemingly nothing by "the friendliest dogs" and have over 50+ stitches to prove it.
    lol sucks to suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a larp
      but we got paleoschizo to post his cats

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we know you moronic tired, wrinkly old c**t (eggs dried up yet?). You've been called out pretty much every time you post. Now get a life or get a death.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy delusions

          What reddit does to a homie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We also know you're israeli.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s what every schizo says.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen your picture. You're clearly a israelite.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The catgay reveals their true nature. Its basically an overgrown rat. You only like them because theyre braindead infants that “love” you just for existing without needing any effort on your part. Get human friends loser.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All mammals are overgrown rats, you fricking submental.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, a sigma male
    >some incel wants a roomate because hes too stupid to have more money
    >pursues me in particular probably because hes gay
    >say sure, but lie and tell him rent is twice as much
    >the perfect crime.
    >several weeks in
    >he lets two giant fricking rats loose out of nowhere
    >this is not worth it anymore
    >theres shit and piss all over the fricking place
    >furniture destroyed
    >house is starting to stink
    >i fricking hate rats
    >google best pet for killing rats
    >its terriers
    >go the dog shelter
    >get an american pit bull terrier, big terrier for big rats
    >take it home
    >ratgay angrily tells me to keep it away from his pets while shaking and making hissing noises
    >lol sure buddy
    >ratgay slinks back into his room and puts up a baby gate, then i hear loud japanese girl noises
    >ew. whatever. leave to get some coffee
    >come back
    >rats have been removed
    >ratgay is all REEEE IT ATTACKED MY PETS IM GOING TO KILL IT SOON IT COULD BE ANY DAY
    >start thinking about my legal options
    >but dont see the problem this is some schizo that was feeding giant nightmare rats
    >look down at supposed rats as muffins is chewing on half of one
    >they're cats
    >oh well.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone here is so moronic.

    how old is the dog? what size and breed? are you able to sublease?
    if you're able to compromise with them having a dog, can you set boundaries with the owner and get a clear understanding of what their compromises will be

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fricking dog has already attacked his pets. Tell us you're a woman without telling us you're a woman.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to one-up him with another badder pet that could tear his disgraceful canine's leg off, I recommend a crocodile monitor after the cats are no longer part of the equation

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your landlord. He'll probably side on your part since dogs generally bring more problems.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your cats have to go, already put toxoplasma in your head. The dog has to go too because its a moronic dog. The roommate has to go too. You should go while you're at it.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway aside from the usual worthless dog/catgay console wars it sounds like the biggest problem here is a lack of respect and impulse control. He already knows your opinion on the matter and just decided "hey I think I'll get a dog" without actually consulting you, or considering there were already animals in the house, resulting in a territory dispute that the critters won't understand. Any free roaming animal is like having a new roommate but they're basically autistic and you have to train or at least mitigate troubling behavior.

    8 months is awhile to have this kind of bother and it's be way better to sit down with your roomie on this rather than get into some petty bullshit. It's a lot of extra stress and responsibility you didn't get a say in receiving

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no dog/cat console wars. There are people that post images of cute and funny cats, people rightfully complaining about the shitbull crime wave, and doggays going into full hysterics posting anti-cat threads all day every day for years on end.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This happens a lot. People feed chocolate to dogs and they XD. If you do not know the reason why then do not search it up. It will incriminate you. Some other anons have made good suggestions. Change the locks to your room and leave your cats inside with food, water and a litter box. Make sure to leave some toys and a cat tower inside your room. You will need to spend some money to temporarily solve this issue until the 8 months are up. Good Luck

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was agreed upon that no dogs. Put your foot down and make them get rid of the dog.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads where catBlack folk desperately try to sound scary and intimidating are the funniest shit man i swear. like my gsd could literally fit a cats skull in his mouth but he ignores them because hes a softie

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the landlord involved

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sue him, you dumb moron, if its part of contract of moving in you can sue him for the violation or even kick him out with no reimbursement
    >not in writing
    get fricked then, dumb moron, this is why any and all agreements must be done in writing

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >things that never happened
    anyways dogs rule cats drool

    sell your cats and get a dog so you can stop being gay

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh i definitely know he removed the baby gate, he was complaining about it getting in the way even though it was by my bathroom and bedroom. I can tell because it was definitely moved, i can even see the old mark on the wall of where it was

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are smart and can do that stuff themselves. Have you considered reusing a hamster enclosure for the cats?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird i was thinking about this today while chilling with my 3 dogs
    Ive been around dogs my whole life and while ive seen them be a little ornery ive never seen anything remotely approaching a mauling either amongst themselves or towards people
    I know it happens but its just so foreign to me like how shitty do you have to be as a person or a dog owner for a dog to be so psychotic and miss the signs or provoke then to that degree?
    Anyway i hope i live to never find out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s a mindset and body language thing. OP is probably autistic and is unable to understand the nuances of non-verbal communication.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah, i respectfully dont swing that way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      We are both on the lease so unless i pay the 8 months rent upfront i cant exactly get out. And i cant be home all the time to protect my cats, for work i have to stay the night for 3 days out the week. I bought a baby gate to separate them but it a small place and "somehow" the dog got im

      Post photos of all 3 animals or return to le reddit
      Include an upside down shoe in every one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, even better include your bank statement instead.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit.

          Go home.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the Reddit in the room with you right now?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im not going in the room with the dog just to prove something. Its been quiet for a while and im not going to get it crying again just for a pic

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now post the dog.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >obese
          Deserved

          betting now every dog involved is a pitbull or the roommates dog is a husky and he didnt know fully functional dogs eat cats. Cats are prey/mesopredators, dogs are apex predators, they mix like raptors and rabbits.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, they are kinda large. I got them that way and they are on a diet.

            Im not super familiar with dog breeds but it was previously a barn dog, its medium sized.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Picture
              FYI “can feed itself “ and “eats cats” are synonymous in dogs. Whoever doesnt own the property needs to leave.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are both on the lease, if one of us leaves we are obligated to pay the remaining 8 month's rent upfront otherwise i would have left already

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get rid of the cats since they are the least useful animal with the least individuality. You can get the exact same cats later with a lifespan extension.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            dogs are not apex lmao

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes dogs are apex predators and cats are prey now go back to bed kid

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wolves literally evolved from regions where large, pack-hunting saber-toothed cats (Homotherium) and panthers like lions, leopards, and tigers were apexes. Even in North America, grey wolves were so cucked on the food-chain hierarchy that it took their larger, distant cousins (Aenocyon dirus) going extinct for them to establish a role that even somewhat resembled that of an apex.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                meant to reply to

                https://i.imgur.com/tRTCzq9.jpg

                yes dogs are apex predators and cats are prey now go back to bed kid

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute kot

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We are both on the lease so unless i pay the 8 months rent upfront i cant exactly get out. And i cant be home all the time to protect my cats, for work i have to stay the night for 3 days out the week. I bought a baby gate to separate them but it a small place and "somehow" the dog got im

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there are no legal means available, you will have to adopt out your cats to good homes. I don't think that you'd have standing to sue your roommate and they're clearly an illogical selfish actor, so if you want to do the right thing it will be extremely emotionally painful for you. Sometimes there are no solutions.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit schizo larp thread

    Do not reply unless r/dogfree here posts all 3 animals. The reddit schizos around here are known for making these larps and them samegayging telling themselves to kill dogs.
    >but why
    They are so mentally ill they once saved bestiality porn to larp as dogfrickers. Don’t ask why. Just tell them dinosaurs had feathers to do a paleoschizo check.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we know paleoprostitute. You have an extreme mental illness that makes you torture cats then post animal gore online constantly. Schrödinger's troony: you are both a typical woman and will never be one.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slip it some laxatives, that’ll make ‘em reconsider.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just bought some from Walmart, hopefully this will solve it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs don’t like to shit where they sleep. Expect it in your bedroom.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dog is currently staying in my roommates bedroom until he gets home in 5 hours. Shouldn't be a problem

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your roommate will put it in your room and then you will get rid of the box shitters.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If that happens i will be taking the dog to someother loving home while he is away

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I’m afraid you won’t be doing anything with my dog. Cats are useless and come last.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, "your dog". Ok bud, you think whatever you want. Go bait someone else

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