When I was a kid I was fucking retarded and was deathly afraid of them after I heard about the old medieval tale of them being born in fire or whatever and thought whenever we lit our fireplace a salamander would come out and eat me
I did a project on giant salamanders in elementary school. I stapled together posterboard and filled it with cotton balls, then painted it brown. It was like three feet long, so it looked like a huge turd.
I would rather have a salamiander
>how is the ground beef defrosting?
When I was a kid I was fucking retarded and was deathly afraid of them after I heard about the old medieval tale of them being born in fire or whatever and thought whenever we lit our fireplace a salamander would come out and eat me
I love these little fellas like you wouldn't believe.
I don't believe you.
>We must go on lan-ACK!
>WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK?!
Long time fan
I think they should all be arrested.
I did a project on giant salamanders in elementary school. I stapled together posterboard and filled it with cotton balls, then painted it brown. It was like three feet long, so it looked like a huge turd.
What did he do?
He's brown.
why does it say police in english?
salamanders don't speak japanese
Love'em. They're like living sock puppets.
>I'm a big fan myself
May I see your credentials?
haha flat head
I have a whole folder full of species and pics of them, yes.
post them to mega for us, big boy.
>*choking noises*