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Do you guys like raccoons?
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Chilling under my car
why don’t people eat them/why do they taste like shit?
1. They are cute
2. OMG RABIES!!
3. Tastes gross unless a crockpot is used because of the fat.
I’ve eaten lots of stuff that normally would be considered trash, raccoons are fat fucks and the meat is just plain greasy.
Also that extra bone the males has is gross.
they aren’t cute to me. any time you see one irl they are mangy as fuck…crawling out of trash and shit BLEGH that’s why I wouldn’t want to eat one. But idk why Appalachian mother fuckers who eat possum don’t eat that shit.
Yeah there was a funny big one walking around at night near my previous apartment’s porch.
I miss you Mr Potato
I got one of these demons inside my car overnight. I Lysol’d everything over and over until I ruined the upholstery. I am freaking the fuck out about rabies getting into the air ducts but I’ve since driven the car so I am as good as dead. Raccoons are now shoot-on-sight for me btw fuck treehuggers
>thinking you can get rabies just from a being in the same place as a raccoon
>dumb enough to leave your car window open overnight
this better be bait.
>I am freaking the fuck out about rabies getting into the air ducts
imagine being this chudbrained
kek, you pretty much can only get rabies if an infected bites you, and if that happens just immediately run to the hospital and get the shot
Could they be domesticated? Little buggers have cool grabby hands, they could do menial tasks. Could a coon pick my cotton?
Problem is that any treat dispensing mechanism will eventually be taken apart, they’d rather just have the treats rather than do a job in exchange for them.
Can I train some coons to whip rest of them?
and that’s it
If I take the mask off, will they die ?
it would be extremely painful
i frew up
>behold! a man!
used to be crazy over the things, i’ll post some pics i stole from facebook
>u wanna suk?
Look at the compete absence of regret in his face. That’s the face of someone who will murder again
I’m thoroughly convinced that raccoons are one of the few animals besides humans too have souls. These little fuckers just ooze with personality
That’s because caniforms are more like humans than most other non-primate groups, and in a way that reminds us more of our virtues than our deepest flaws.
Weird way to spell rabies. Shoot on sight.
that’s enough coons for now
This is a good thread. Thank you for posting coons
poor bastard, time to put him down
i showed you my baculum plz respond
Had to kill one. Couldn’t get them to stop digging up my plants after trying to scare them and repel them with cayenne and ammonia. So I shot one and the others never came back. Sorry buddy.
I can’t find any precise population estimates for them north america What gives? I want to know how many there are right now!
what tricks can I use to calculate it myself?
what would be the point of it? Everybody knows there is a fuckload of raccoons in NA and they are thriving, so it is not like we would want to know the exact number for conservation efforts
There are 800,000 to 1,000,000 raccoons in Minnesota if that helps
They’re neat except for their creepy little hands.
i’ll never understand why people find their hands creepy, it is easily the cutest thing about them
For me, it’s their mask and tail
I would jump in with them
There was a whole bunch of them outback this place I used to work at…would feed em bbq occasionally and run em off from gettin in lol
(I wish I still had pics of em on my phone)
I love them lots wish we had racoons in my area i never seen one irl 🙁
no. one mogged my chihuahua in my yard.
This thread made me have a dream of a raccoon with long legs and neck like the one Australian dinosaurs looking bird bird but the feet head and torso looked like a raccoon
*blushing* Thanks you just made my day.
If by "like" you mean "want to beat their heads in with the back of a shovel" then yes, I very much like them. I’ve lost pets to the fuckers and I’ll never forgive them.
Awwe did they eat your ferret or something? I can’t imagine one of these little guys attacking a cat or whatever unscathed unless they were really hungry
Maybe it was rabid. rabid.
>blaming wildlife because you’re a shitty pet owner
I feed them but they’re mean to each other sometimes. They get in fights that sound like screams from the bowels of hell and leave tufts of fur everywhere.
they keep trying to fuck with my koi pond
I’m a big fan.
Weird knockoff lemurs
raccoons are far superior to lemurs
They’re cuteness leads people to forget that they can be vicious little demons. They can and do kill small pets too.
They’re just trying to get some meat. You don’t want them to go without protein, do you?
I want to control them like little goblin servitors.
Yes and no. They are cute but they are a pain in the ass, there is a big fat bastard that goes around unhooking my birdfeeders and throwing them on the ground every night. I had two as pets growing up and they were nice, but you could never fully let your guard down around them like a domestic animal.
I love these little guys
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