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103 thoughts on “Do you guys like raccoons?”

    • 1. They are cute
      2. OMG RABIES!!
      3. Tastes gross unless a crockpot is used because of the fat.
      I’ve eaten lots of stuff that normally would be considered trash, raccoons are fat fucks and the meat is just plain greasy.
      Also that extra bone the males has is gross.

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      • they aren’t cute to me. any time you see one irl they are mangy as fuck…crawling out of trash and shit BLEGH that’s why I wouldn’t want to eat one. But idk why Appalachian mother fuckers who eat possum don’t eat that shit.

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  1. Yeah there was a funny big one walking around at night near my previous apartment’s porch.
    I miss you Mr Potato

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  2. I got one of these demons inside my car overnight. I Lysol’d everything over and over until I ruined the upholstery. I am freaking the fuck out about rabies getting into the air ducts but I’ve since driven the car so I am as good as dead. Raccoons are now shoot-on-sight for me btw fuck treehuggers

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      >thinking you can get rabies just from a being in the same place as a raccoon
      >dumb enough to leave your car window open overnight
      this better be bait.

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    • kek, you pretty much can only get rabies if an infected bites you, and if that happens just immediately run to the hospital and get the shot

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  3. Could they be domesticated? Little buggers have cool grabby hands, they could do menial tasks. Could a coon pick my cotton?

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  4. I’m thoroughly convinced that raccoons are one of the few animals besides humans too have souls. These little fuckers just ooze with personality

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  5. Had to kill one. Couldn’t get them to stop digging up my plants after trying to scare them and repel them with cayenne and ammonia. So I shot one and the others never came back. Sorry buddy.

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  6. I can’t find any precise population estimates for them north america What gives? I want to know how many there are right now!

    what tricks can I use to calculate it myself?

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  7. There was a whole bunch of them outback this place I used to work at…would feed em bbq occasionally and run em off from gettin in lol

    (I wish I still had pics of em on my phone)

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  8. This thread made me have a dream of a raccoon with long legs and neck like the one Australian dinosaurs looking bird bird but the feet head and torso looked like a raccoon

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  9. If by "like" you mean "want to beat their heads in with the back of a shovel" then yes, I very much like them. I’ve lost pets to the fuckers and I’ll never forgive them.

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  10. I feed them but they’re mean to each other sometimes. They get in fights that sound like screams from the bowels of hell and leave tufts of fur everywhere.

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  11. They’re cuteness leads people to forget that they can be vicious little demons. They can and do kill small pets too.

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  12. Yes and no. They are cute but they are a pain in the ass, there is a big fat bastard that goes around unhooking my birdfeeders and throwing them on the ground every night. I had two as pets growing up and they were nice, but you could never fully let your guard down around them like a domestic animal.

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