Do you guys like raccoons?

Do you guys like raccoons?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chilling under my car

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    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't people eat them/why do they taste like shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. They are cute
      2. OMG RABIES!!
      3. Tastes gross unless a crockpot is used because of the fat.
      I've eaten lots of stuff that normally would be considered trash, raccoons are fat fucks and the meat is just plain greasy.
      Also that extra bone the males has is gross.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they aren't cute to me. any time you see one irl they are mangy as fuck...crawling out of trash and shit BLEGH that's why I wouldn't want to eat one. But idk why Appalachian mother fuckers who eat possum don't eat that shit.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah there was a funny big one walking around at night near my previous apartment's porch.
    I miss you Mr Potato

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one of these demons inside my car overnight. I Lysol'd everything over and over until I ruined the upholstery. I am freaking the fuck out about rabies getting into the air ducts but I've since driven the car so I am as good as dead. Raccoons are now shoot-on-sight for me btw fuck treehuggers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking you can get rabies just from a being in the same place as a raccoon
      >dumb enough to leave your car window open overnight
      this better be bait.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am freaking the fuck out about rabies getting into the air ducts
      imagine being this retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, you pretty much can only get rabies if an infected bites you, and if that happens just immediately run to the hospital and get the shot

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    Anonymous

    they're everywhere

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could they be domesticated? Little buggers have cool grabby hands, they could do menial tasks. Could a coon pick my cotton?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is that any treat dispensing mechanism will eventually be taken apart, they'd rather just have the treats rather than do a job in exchange for them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I train some coons to whip rest of them?

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    Anonymous

    and that's it

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    Anonymous

    If I take the mask off, will they die ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be extremely painful

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  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i frew up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >behold! a man!

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  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    used to be crazy over the things, i'll post some pics i stole from facebook

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-booba....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >u wanna suk?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon.cafe/pro/

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the compete absence of regret in his face. That's the face of someone who will murder again

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thoroughly convinced that raccoons are one of the few animals besides humans too have souls. These little fuckers just ooze with personality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because caniforms are more like humans than most other non-primate groups, and in a way that reminds us more of our virtues than our deepest flaws.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >personality
      Weird way to spell rabies. Shoot on sight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. o*posum

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  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's enough coons for now

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  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good thread. Thank you for posting coons

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thirsy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor bastard, time to put him down

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i showed you my baculum plz respond

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute nose

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so photogenic

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  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to kill one. Couldn't get them to stop digging up my plants after trying to scare them and repel them with cayenne and ammonia. So I shot one and the others never came back. Sorry buddy.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find any precise population estimates for them north america What gives? I want to know how many there are right now!

    what tricks can I use to calculate it myself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What gives?
      what would be the point of it? Everybody knows there is a fuckload of raccoons in NA and they are thriving, so it is not like we would want to know the exact number for conservation efforts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 800,000 to 1,000,000 raccoons in Minnesota if that helps

      https://www.dnr.state.mn.us/mammals/raccoon.html

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're neat except for their creepy little hands.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll never understand why people find their hands creepy, it is easily the cutest thing about them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it’s their mask and tail

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would jump in with them

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    Anonymous

    There was a whole bunch of them outback this place I used to work at...would feed em bbq occasionally and run em off from gettin in lol

    (I wish I still had pics of em on my phone)

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them lots wish we had racoons in my area i never seen one irl 🙁

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. one mogged my chihuahua in my yard.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me have a dream of a raccoon with long legs and neck like the one Australian dinosaurs looking bird bird but the feet head and torso looked like a raccoon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *blushing* Thanks you just made my day.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If by "like" you mean "want to beat their heads in with the back of a shovel" then yes, I very much like them. I've lost pets to the fuckers and I'll never forgive them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awwe did they eat your ferret or something? I can't imagine one of these little guys attacking a cat or whatever unscathed unless they were really hungry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it was rabid. rabid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blaming wildlife because you’re a shitty pet owner
      everytime.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feed them but they're mean to each other sometimes. They get in fights that sound like screams from the bowels of hell and leave tufts of fur everywhere.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they keep trying to fuck with my koi pond

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big fan.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird knockoff lemurs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      raccoons are far superior to lemurs

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cuteness leads people to forget that they can be vicious little demons. They can and do kill small pets too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just trying to get some meat. You don't want them to go without protein, do you?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to control them like little goblin servitors.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and no. They are cute but they are a pain in the ass, there is a big fat bastard that goes around unhooking my birdfeeders and throwing them on the ground every night. I had two as pets growing up and they were nice, but you could never fully let your guard down around them like a domestic animal.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    I love these little guys

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