Birds aren't dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were cold blooded. Dinosaurs were not active. Dinosaurs didn't have feathers. Dinosaurs didn't have lips. Dinosaurs where dumb and inferior to mammals. Dinosaurs dragged their tails on the ground. God is real.
Dinosaur truth
hallelujah!!!
It should realy be called "gums" and not "lips" though. Or maybe some other more technical and specific term. "Lips" just makes me think of loose, flappy skin, which is nothing like what modern reptiles have. I've never thought of my own lizards as having "lips", even though they technically do.
Completely brain ruined by one single film, how embarrassing
Guess where I'm growing it.
Why does it matter if they have lips or not?
At least in the feather debate you cave sick art vs big boring lizard.
I can hardly tell the difference between lips vs no lips. Maybe some ad lips and others didn't. Who cares?
(cont'd)
I'm not a regular here, is it just a meme to ridicule the feathered debate? lol cuz it could be.
>is it just a meme to ridicule the feathered debate
no, it's just paleo-schizo seething at any discovery that make dinos look different from jurassic park
I've read a little more since then and the lips thing seems pretty reasonable.
God hated dinosaurs so he let Noah eat them.
But did they have lips?
the one in the OP does
Phylogeny is a lie
>Birds aren't dinosaurs.
Wrong.
>Dinosaurs were cold blooded.
Nope.
>Dinosaurs were not active.
Nope.
>Dinosaurs didn't have feathers.
Some had. Some had not.
>Dinosaurs didn't have lips.
Yup.
>Dinosaurs where dumb and inferior to mammals.
Nope.
>Dinosaurs dragged their tails on the ground.
Nope.
>God is real.
Most likely nope (definitely not the abrahamic abomination).
t. paleoschizo, i suppose
>t. paleoschizo, i suppose
OP is paleoschizo
are you OP?
"Paleoschizo" is a collective term for all the dislikes of the one real schizo-chud who likes to post through Reddit spacing. He called me that several times.
>the one real schizo-chud who likes to post through Reddit spacing.
I think eventually you're going to figure it out. It might take years, but you'll get it.
Birds are dinosaurs, see the feathers?
Hey, OP here. Just came back to my thread after I got off work. Didn't expect to see that many people defending sissy chud satano-luciferian dinosaurs. You need to get good with the Lord and Christ.
>Dinosaurs were not active
wow they sound like gays
>satanist gay dinosaurs
get Universal on the phone i'm gonna pitch them an idea for the next Jurassic World
I don't get how a simple body part such as lips creates so much chaos here
Must be your primate brain associating lips to sexuality and applying that to other animal groups which don't care for it
It's a technique they use called Boiling the Frog. They change things a little bit at a time so you don't notice until it's too late to stop them. Early White paleontologists used extremely rigorous proofs to show that dinosaurs were slow lumbering reptiles. Modern bussy chasers have turned them into fruity retard birds in pride colors and you accept that because you've been conditioned to believe new thing more good than old thing. You've been boiled.
>has never boiled a frog
what is Wauf coming to?
It's frog soup. This old wives tale about how frogs won't leave a pot of water as you boil it but in real life they do. But I believe every word of the story, and I also believe you're a frog and you probably dress in feather boas and wear lipstick on weekends.
Whether it's literally true or not is irrelevant you ritalin victims, the concept of making small changes over time is what's important. Shouldn't you fuckers be on duolingo learning english right now?
I wish we could go back to 1800's science when all the paleontologists were straight and white except for that one hungarian that dressed in women's clothing and traveled everywhere with his boyfriend.
Paleontologists of the victorian era were notorious womanizers with dozens of children each. No question about their sexuality ever. They loved the ladies.
what's with the duolingo fixation?
It doesn't matter if it's true or not, I heard it from my pastor and it fits my innate Luddite tendencies so you have to accept it as fact! Go learn english as good as I almost did!
What matters is the changes over time, even though all of the changes in paleontology I bitch about happened long before I was born so they're not really changes at all. Just changes in my understanding. But I hate everyone for changing my understanding. Stop teaching me things! You're boiling my frogs.
So now that the duolingo dropouts have firmly conceded that dinosaur endo/ectothermy can't be proven by footprints let's move on to the marxist anti-White bias of modern paleontology. The sciences are implicitly White disciplines so it makes sense that perverts try and undermine them as much as possible. Making paleontology a complete joke is a safe bet since it doesn't jeopardize liberal iphones and straight White children are the primary demographic that cares about dinosaurs.
I have clearly won the argument and will now change topics because I won, not because I lost at all. It's all an argument, and I have lots of topics vaguely related to animals and nature that I want to argue and win.
>people not realising this is a bait thread
Why are paleofags incapable of recognising this? Is it aspergers?
read the thread, we're just fucking with OP because he's eminently fuckwithable.
He's an extraordinary asshat, but he takes himself very seriously for someone who can't tie his own shoes.
>im pretending to be retarded because i have no legitimate arguments
Your arguments are so logical and brilliant they defeat themselves. All the observer needs do is stand back and admire them.
Again, for the forty first time, none of the things you said were indicators that dinosaurs were warm blooded are actually unique to warm blooded animals. In fact the ONLY recent examples of large warm blooded animals in polar regions are mammals. So to use your sodomite logic I guess you're suggesting dinosaurs were mammals? Wow what a retard, I better make twenty gay redditor posts misrepresenting your argument.
Only the similarities to cold blooded animals that I cite are real, and none of the similarities to warm blooded animals you cite are real. Also dinosaurs were insects and salamanders. And we still haven't figured out if insects are cold blooded because we're not sure if they have blood. Are you suggesting mammals are dinosaurs? You must be a redditard or retedditor or something.
everything is a debate and you're losing
protip, I'm winning
I did read the thread, OP is obviously fucking around. He may be retarded but he’s over exaggerating the retardation. If you don’t recognise that you may seriously want to look into whether or not you have aspergers
you sure that's OP?
Yes
that should piss him off.
To recap, this is the argument so far.
>gee i sure love sucking cocks and dinosaurs must be warm blooded bc they r big and some lived in cold places. also they build nests and shit
There are modern examples of cold blooded animals that do all of those things.
>lolzers this guy is saying dinosaurs were bugs
This is how you're spending your limited time on Earth. Read a fucking book.
>cold blooded animals are modern and suck cocks, and are big except for the insects and build nests and defecate
read the childrens dinosaur encyclopedialike I do
a thread died for this
>God is real.
Praise Visnu
>a thread died for this
a paleoschizo thread
by the end of the year all threads will be paleoschizo threads, and every thread killed by a paleoschizo thread will be a different, even better paleschizo thread.
>everyone that doesn't buy into the obvious trannification of dinosaurs is this one fictional villain haunting the empty attic of my mind
Sorry you tool but it looks like you're outnumbered.
he's not crazy, you're crazy!
The voices in my head took a vote
>by the end of the year all threads will be paleoschizo threads, and every thread killed by a paleoschizo thread will be a different, even better paleschizo thread.
Dinosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Dinosaurs had no blood. Dinosaurs were in a coma. Dinosaurs hated feathers. Dinosaurs didn't have nostrils. Dinosaurs were vegetables and inferior to herbs. Dinosaurs tails fell off. God touched me in the butt.
Even the footprinta they left tell us dinosaurs weren't cold blooded.
Dinosaurs are cold blooded lizards and their footprints are cold so don't bring up temporary lizards
>Dinosaurs didn't have lips
Your pic has one with lips lmao. Watch this thread attract 200 replies from retards seething over dead lizards
Those aren't lips you dumb gay its mouth is closed.
Lolno, how could footprints indicate something like that? We don't have bipedal lizards alive today to compare with, and don't even smugpost about basilisks and frilled lizards their bipedalism is temporary and you know that.
They are lips you dump gay, it’s teeth would still be visible while it’s was closed otherwise
They're covered by the bottom jaw you absolute cock mauler. Geese have teeth, do you ever see them when the bill is closed? No, you don't, just like you don't see your mom's cock when it's in your ass.
The top teeth fit inside the bottom jaw and the bottom teeth fit inside the top jaw, they were magical secret scissor teeth. Your mom does something with chickens.
They didn’t have teeth, retard. Ever seen a lizard with teeth? No
teeth are a jawlucination
You don't use lizards as reference, you use mammals. And much like mammals, dinosaurs migrated in packs and were followed by their predators.
There have also been dinosaurs living in cold regions and footprints in egg sites, meaning dinosaurs brood their eggs much like birds did. Some species, like the troodon, even did it in packs.
There are insects in the arctic and most salamanders prefer extremely cold conditions. Many modern reptiles make nests. Terrible arguments.
>There are insects
Didn't fucking read the rest.
https://www.livescience.com/clever-bird-like-dinosaurs-that-lived-74-million-years-ago-got-cozy-in-communal-nests-study-suggests
For phylogenetic bracketing you use turtles. And much like turtles, dinosaurs sat on logs and had hard shells. There have also been dinosaurs living in puddles and having orgies like turtles. Even troodon which was totally a real dinosaur like wikipedia says...
>Troodon is a wastebasket taxon and dubious genus that had orgies in puddles like turtles
dinosaurs were insects and salamanders. Many modern reptiles act like ancient reptiles. Bad discourse.
Nobody said that semen sucker. His argument was that cold blooded animals don't live in cold places or make nests, which are demonstrably false. Why don't you quit being a disingenuous manbitch and go filter some selfies for your chasers?
dinosaurs are cold blooded like insects and salamanders so they had six legs and gills. Don't be demonstratably false and go take pictures of OP's mother.
The funniest part is that he completely ignored the kind of hardships amphibians and reptiles that live in cold climates have to go through. Especially those above the polar circle.
Yeah I'm sure a 8+ meter long dinosaur wouldn't be able to survive like that.
Let's see the modern 8+ meter reptiles and birds of the polar regions smart guy. I guess dinosaurs must have been marine mammals if we go by previous shit eating straw man arguments in this thread. You fuckers are poster children for why we need to accept that the cure for autism is a bullet.
>Yeah I'm sure a 8+ meter long dinosaur wouldn't be able to survive like that.
dinosaurs were cold blooded like insects, so they were tiny like insects.
I GUESS FISH MUST BE MAMMALS SINCE THEY R BIG HUURRR DURRRR MICE IS BUGS SINCE THEY SMALL
fucking 41% yourself retard
Insects lay eggs and dinosaurs lay eggs so and insects are cold blooded so dinosaurs must be cold blooded.
Do insects even have blood? Maybe I should've stuck to salamanders.
Insects are like dinosaurs because they're cold blooded, but not like dinosaurs in any other ways. Except the ways I like, such as being able to survive in polar regions.
there aren't any reptiles and birds in polar regions, those are marine mammals and scarecrows. My autism makes me violently angerry.
Reads more like you're sexually frustrated.
have sex
those aren't lips you silly homosexual, the mouth is closed and all the teeth that normally hang down over the lower jaw fell out.
Geese have real teeth that are sharp and hard, not just gums with points on them. They're just like trex teeth and you can't see them at all.
what a worthless thread, I hope some quaint character posts a whimsical amphibian to lighten it up
Alright thank you