Deer WILL become pets.

And you WILL be happy.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw man x doe content is basically non existent on the internet

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see deer thread
    >always start thinking of the Wauf post
    >start pondering if similar situation could actually happen in real life, particularly towards the end

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deer is the natural prey of man and always has been.
    Deer are food, not friends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. stinky tryhard neckbeard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. underage urbanite

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ywn go hunting, shoot down the stag, then take the doe home with you...

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh hai

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    u mean pest?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The question is why aren’t sheep/goat common pets? Already domesticated, many different breeds including small ones, cheaper food and maybe you could even sell the wool in contrast with dogs where people charge to cut the fur.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... Until it starts crying bloody murder. Deer are incredibly jumpy and cautious. Would not make a good pet.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 Waffles...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmhh
    wodder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that's some high quality h 2 o

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Becomes patient zero for CWD*

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi there. I didn’t want to clog up the board by making my own thread and this seemed like a good enough general to ask! What kind of deer is this? What’s their general range? This isn’t homework or anything I just saw it at a nature park type thing and wondered if it was even native there (South Dakota for the curious). We have mule and whitetail and this seems.. off from those

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is an Elk, you can tell by the fluffy dark head+neck and beige body fur color. He is possibly native, they are currently found mostly in all of the western U.S up to Canada, so Elk might be native to your area, just not as common as other deer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably roosevelt elk or rocky mountain elk, hard to see without seeing most of the body

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feed "wild" deer in my backyard around the two bird feeders i put out and they prefer the bird seed and sunflowers seeds to the shit i feed them which is good stuff like carrots and apples and lettuce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the seeds have higher fat content. In the wild, things like higher fat and sugar content foods are scarce so most animals instinctively will take them first over other foods. Its why cats drink milk even though its terrible for them.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    deer where i live are so tame they come right up to you if you have food. i buy a bag of apples once a week to feed them, but they don't really like them. some other neighbor is prb feeding them lettuce and spoils them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Willingly choosing lettuce over apples
      Deer are strange creatures

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair lettuce is quite nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's odd. My parents live in countryside and if the deer dare to venture to their apple trees, they will completely clean up the ground in 1 night. They'll eat even the brown mummified rotten apples from the ground. Not a single one remains. This is a good thing, if you can manage to pick up the good apples beforehand. Don't have to clean the shitty ones away.

      I live in a small town and I've seen deer on a field about 400 meters from my house. But my house is behind some other houses, so they'll probably never come to my backyard. I have a shitty apple tree that makes tons of apples but they aren't very tasty. I'd prefer if the deers just ate them all.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here are your domesticated deer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are cowes

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post deer sex

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reindeer are cute frens

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want deer as a pet? They're not even domesticated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're literally dogs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        where is the deer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They cute. That's it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ARE cute.
        Have Zoomers forgotten how to talk?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how the generation that gave us "i can haz cheezburger" thinks it's in any position to criticize vernacular.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That shit was more or less exclusive to the internet back then and rarely leaked out. Similarly, people who said "lol" in real life also usually got bullied for it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And it's an internet post being discussed here, online.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that people talk like this in real life too which makes matters way worse.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And you WILL be happy.
    Can't wait to imprison free range animals 2 times my size into my 4x4 urban prison cell

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby elk are also super cute

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majestic

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love elk so much, they are cute and very underrated. I wish I could ride an elk like a horse and have adventures together in comfy cool weather. I am also an east coast fag, elk went extinct in my area a long time ago 🙁

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one day I will put deer corn on my property just for fun. to see a happy family eat together

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      take care what else it attracts. i also got canada goose and rat.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Careful bros

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/invercargill-firefighter-killed-by-pet-stag-during-roar-season/ZM3FUZNTZI5ZSRPHVBD3BH74GA/

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people inadvertently domesticating deer?

    The deer in my neighborhood have zero fear of humans and will even let you pet them, they get along with the local dogs and will just walk right up to people and beg for food/pets.

    I feel like all the ones that were skittish/afraid of humans probably got selected against either by getting hit by cars/ fleeing the suburbs or because the ones that are friendly towards humans have gotten fed by them and thus have a better chance of survival and have more kids.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually illegal in my country.
    Theoretically you can go to jail for just petting one.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.american-meat.com/collections/frontpage/products/two-hole-doe-sex-toy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      eeeeyeah, no.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just silicone with a fuckhole in it, you stupid fucking child

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9DDsPu1.jpg

      eeeeyeah, no.

      [...]

      https://www.american-meat.com/collections/frontpage/products/dickle-rick-pickle-scientist-dildo
      fucking kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh Deer, It's Cunting season!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No fun anon can't enjoy puns

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      An optional Cutie Mark. Neat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't really fit deer imo

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesn't want you to know this, but the deer in the forest are free. You can just take them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha tongue go pbbbtt
      this deer's brain is slowly being turned into swiss cheese by a prion infection. it will die a slow and painful death, overshadowed by the encroaching madness.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's some dark learning there bro. What if they just caught the deer mid-nose lick?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are countless of people who do just that and then at some point some suv with rangers pulled up and shot the deer right in the home yard "for their own good"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What even gives them the right to do that? A pet deer wouldn't pose any kind of threat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was loose and running into traffic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What even gives them the right to do that? A pet deer wouldn't pose any kind of threat.

            No, it's something about diseases blabla. The more you look into their reasoning the more it seems like some scammy, far-fetched bullshittery.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              because the government likes arbitrary rules and every single department performs rent seeking behavior to justify its own existence and additional funding
              see ticket quotas for cops, etc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What even gives them the right to do that?
          The fact that people don't shoot them on sight.
          Verification not required.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are just psychos. No need to make sense of it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't bring them into the house. Set up feeders and have outdoor pet deer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh... Yeah that once happened to some dudes pet boar in my village. didnt end well because
        1)boars are sturdy and the thing just ate the 9mm making it suffer a prolonged death
        2)not america randomly discharging guns in the middle of a towns square because you wanted to play firing squad its gonna get you in jail
        then again, it was the 60's everyone was retarded back then.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was the 60's everyone was retarded back then.
          >implying it didn't get worse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would if they didn't run on sight.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does petting a deer feel like?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're actually pretty coarse and unpleasant, not at all how i thought it'd be 🙁

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's unfortunate. When did you get to pet one?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          at a game ranch, long time ago

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how when a dog blows out their undercoat, and they lose all their softness and their fur is kind of rough and thin feeling unless you feed them top quality food and never bathed them in shit that dries fur out? But if they're healthy and their coat hasn't been damaged by a harness or over-grooming, they're sleek instead?

      Deer are like a dog with that rough, thin feeling coat but even worse. It's like straw all across their body. They don't have the sleek version as an option. The best it gets is straw for fur.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they really feel that uncomfy when they're alive?
        i petted one of my uncle's trophy deer, and thought it felt like that cause it was dead.

        not a good pet at all, then. idk how the fuck cougars and shit stand eating them, having to rip that nasty ass fur out.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dussy

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deer WILL become wives
    And you WILL be happy

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  44. 6 months ago
    Armadillos WILL become pets.

    And you WILL be happy.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deer are shitheads, you wouldn't want one as a pet.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you sick fucks always have to think about dicking anything?
    News Flash: People like having adorable pets because they are adorable and not to fuck them.
    Piss off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a woman

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >table status: cleared

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is holding us back?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Society

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey where did u get this img i made it haha..

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CORNDOG
        I miss you btw

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          :^) havent heard that in a while haha

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's been awhile 🙁
            Have fun on whatever the hell you're doing now, best of luck deerboi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day junkie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kill me you junkie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          rude..

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yo, Bambee, how you doin?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is illegal to be a deer in human places.
      Stop resisting arrest, ma'am.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fuck you pigs, you ain't shit, I know my deer rights

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, they're just having a little fun

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That officer seems to enjoy it a bit too much

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, these are the FBI falseflags that perpetuate deer/human hositility while the elites secure power and all the best deers to pet.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women cosplay or draw cute deer athro character
    >Always have them with antlers
    Why are women retarded? I know reindeer females have antlers but they always pick white-tailed deer so its no fucking excuse.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you act like only women draw them like that?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because only males know they look cuter without them.

        Because when drawing an anthro you keep the most distinctive and interesting features. You are legitimately autistic to complain about this. Not Wauf insult autism, actual incapable of understanding normal human interaction autism.

        Go make me a sandwich bitch

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because when drawing an anthro you keep the most distinctive and interesting features. You are legitimately autistic to complain about this. Not Wauf insult autism, actual incapable of understanding normal human interaction autism.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the key stand for though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the key to my heart

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dear

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    a thrilling saga

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gcVpOFi.jpg

      You just know.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You just know.

      >Men want to fuck deer
      >Women want to fuck dogs
      Why is that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is that?
        to women, men are dogs
        to men, women are deer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to women, men are dogs
          >to men, women are deer
          Sounds like something that someone who wants to jack off while watching would say.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, jack off while watching my dick in your mom.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that women seek out dogs specifically for sex it's simply they are so shameless they will use literally anything to get off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually because it's a man that will agree with them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          projection only because you wish. search man fucks (insert random noun) there's a 90% chance it's been done more than twice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        want to fuck dogs
        >house wife is bored at home
        >husband at work or divorce
        >kids at school
        >the dog is your only company
        >notice his red rocket

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deer WILL become pets
    If you are not American, yes. They're pretty shitty pets. Better get a goat or a dog.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fk off Wauf Deer are food not fucktoys

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can slaughter this animal, depraving them of life but you can't pleasure them
      The world is fucked

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not pleasuring shit larper
        have a nice day now it'll do the world a favor

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep on seething my friend

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not pleasuring it at all. It's a wild animal that you're torturing by placing it in a high stress situation.

        What you should have said is that it's ridiculous that society says it's ok to trap kill and eat it, or kill it so you can turn its body into a decoration, or even just kill it for fun and leave the body to rot. But if you trap it and use it as a sex toy you're a depraved freak, and in most places a criminal.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're not pleasuring it at all
          Can I read an answer that isn't conjectured and based on assumptions from you people at least once? if it's tamed animals you cry because "oh um you're taking advantage of its docility etc" if it's wild "oh nooo you've trapped it in there's no way an animal would want sex with a human" animals can be attracted to humans due to overlapping morphology, pheromone communication etc. and all your opinions on this matter are full of cope and seethe.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you should try not being a degenerate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, sticking your dick into food is wrong no matter how you cut it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, deer are Wauf wives and there's nothing you can do to stop us from taking our beautiful deer wives. We own the woods, not you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deer are entertainment on the rollercoaster ride called dogwalk

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the big deal even.
    look, they're basically just slim forest cows

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's their white butt marks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to marry her.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Wauf like this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think you mean Wauf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone post it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          k - a magical place

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It used to be a magical place, now it's literally all feds all the time.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do people actually believe this?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you tell me right now, I will believe 100%.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >alright /b/
            > Wauf - a magical place
            Are you ok?

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FUCK a deer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok, no (yes)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what if dh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Antlers or no antlers?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dh all year round

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      does dh stand for doe hoes

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, my perfect trad deerwife

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will NOT eat the bugs
    >I will NOT live in a pod
    >I will NOT pet the deer

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based artist when they do non anthro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's gone

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mods are fags

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mods are fags

        Loimu is basically this board`s Milkyway

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          who is mikyway?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            mlp oc with big teats

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey we're just stopping by because we heard you had an unregistered pet deer on the premises. Mind if we take a look?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like you didn't get the note. It's 2030 and pet deer are legal now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      39 buried. 0 found.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Sir, it's illegal and just downright inhumane to own a deer as a pet."
      *BANG*
      "Problem solved"

      Why are Americans like this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        eco fascism is necessary to keep the natural environment less-touched by the average retard.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Sir, it's illegal and just downright inhumane to own a deer as a pet."
        >*BANG*
        >"Problem solved"
        But where will you hide the body?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just sell the venison

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure he meant the body of the officer

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, just sell the venison

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feed it to the deer.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't understand

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did Europe sentence a walrus to death just for having a hot girl summer and maybe trashing some rich cunts boats?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No no, see, it's ok when yuros do it because uhhhhhh it's racist to criticize moslems ok?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't tell if she's holding a bird or a burrito

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes trying to pet your deer for free dont fall for her trick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wut she holding?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't answer questions how can I help you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Deer? There's no deer.
      >I'm busy with my beekeeping already.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you tamed a wild deer by playing it harp music every day?
      No collar or leash. No keeping it indoors. Just a friendly deer that likes to hang out in your backyard all day and play fetch or whatever it is deer like to play.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Part of the point is to discourage humans from messing with the behaviour of wild animals.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off rangermoron
      you don't go to cities

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP RESISTING

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deer gets confiscated
        bros,,,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deer gets confiscated
        bros,,,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ENJOYING A SUCCULENT FOREST MEAL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come back with a warrant, or get off my land.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh, you think these uppity gays need a warrant to enter your property.
        they're the most shitheaded branch of pig in existence, and they absolutely can walk all over your property without a warrant.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just a boomerism
          no law enforcement officer can search your house without a warrant

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing officer! I know you're into deer as well that's why you've become a game warden. How about I show you my toy collection first? And afterwards we'll have some nice fun time with my deer?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell you what I told the ATF, Fuck off and come back with a warrant you glowie gay!
      My robot will see you out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you shouldn't have come

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, this is a registered emotional support animal to help me cope with my "back problems", "anxiety", "depression", and "glaucoma".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >back problems

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hippity hoppity
      get the fuck off my property

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wheres your warrant?
      >sir we'll be very qu-
      you have a nice day now *door slam* *dead bolt*

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your prion disease

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DW, you say?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deer wife happy life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *