The pet and animal community
And you WILL be happy.
>tfw man x doe content is basically non existent on the internet
>see deer thread
>always start thinking of the /k/ post
>start pondering if similar situation could actually happen in real life, particularly towards the end
Deer is the natural prey of man and always has been.
Deer are food, not friends.
t. stinky tryhard neckbeard
>t. underage urbanite
>Ywn go hunting, shoot down the stag, then take the doe home with you...
u mean pest?
The question is why aren’t sheep/goat common pets? Already domesticated, many different breeds including small ones, cheaper food and maybe you could even sell the wool in contrast with dogs where people charge to cut the fur.
... Until it starts crying bloody murder. Deer are incredibly jumpy and cautious. Would not make a good pet.
now that's some high quality h 2 o
*Becomes patient zero for CWD*
Hi there. I didn’t want to clog up the board by making my own thread and this seemed like a good enough general to ask! What kind of deer is this? What’s their general range? This isn’t homework or anything I just saw it at a nature park type thing and wondered if it was even native there (South Dakota for the curious). We have mule and whitetail and this seems.. off from those
That is an Elk, you can tell by the fluffy dark head+neck and beige body fur color. He is possibly native, they are currently found mostly in all of the western U.S up to Canada, so Elk might be native to your area, just not as common as other deer.
probably roosevelt elk or rocky mountain elk, hard to see without seeing most of the body
i feed "wild" deer in my backyard around the two bird feeders i put out and they prefer the bird seed and sunflowers seeds to the shit i feed them which is good stuff like carrots and apples and lettuce
because the seeds have higher fat content. In the wild, things like higher fat and sugar content foods are scarce so most animals instinctively will take them first over other foods. Its why cats drink milk even though its terrible for them.
deer where i live are so tame they come right up to you if you have food. i buy a bag of apples once a week to feed them, but they don't really like them. some other neighbor is prb feeding them lettuce and spoils them
>Willingly choosing lettuce over apples
Deer are strange creatures
To be fair lettuce is quite nice
That's odd. My parents live in countryside and if the deer dare to venture to their apple trees, they will completely clean up the ground in 1 night. They'll eat even the brown mummified rotten apples from the ground. Not a single one remains. This is a good thing, if you can manage to pick up the good apples beforehand. Don't have to clean the shitty ones away.
I live in a small town and I've seen deer on a field about 400 meters from my house. But my house is behind some other houses, so they'll probably never come to my backyard. I have a shitty apple tree that makes tons of apples but they aren't very tasty. I'd prefer if the deers just ate them all.
here are your domesticated deer
Those are cowes
Post deer sex
Reindeer are cute frens
Why would anyone want deer as a pet? They're not even domesticated
they're literally dogs
where is the deer
They cute. That's it.
Have Zoomers forgotten how to talk?
It's funny how the generation that gave us "i can haz cheezburger" thinks it's in any position to criticize vernacular.
That shit was more or less exclusive to the internet back then and rarely leaked out. Similarly, people who said "lol" in real life also usually got bullied for it.
And it's an internet post being discussed here, online.
My point is that people talk like this in real life too which makes matters way worse.
>And you WILL be happy.
Can't wait to imprison free range animals 2 times my size into my 4x4 urban prison cell
Baby elk are also super cute
I love elk so much, they are cute and very underrated. I wish I could ride an elk like a horse and have adventures together in comfy cool weather. I am also an east coast fag, elk went extinct in my area a long time ago 🙁
one day I will put deer corn on my property just for fun. to see a happy family eat together
take care what else it attracts. i also got canada goose and rat.
Are people inadvertently domesticating deer?
The deer in my neighborhood have zero fear of humans and will even let you pet them, they get along with the local dogs and will just walk right up to people and beg for food/pets.
I feel like all the ones that were skittish/afraid of humans probably got selected against either by getting hit by cars/ fleeing the suburbs or because the ones that are friendly towards humans have gotten fed by them and thus have a better chance of survival and have more kids.
Actually illegal in my country.
Theoretically you can go to jail for just petting one.
It's just silicone with a fuckhole in it, you stupid fucking child
>Oh Deer, It's Cunting season!
>No fun anon can't enjoy puns
An optional Cutie Mark. Neat.
Doesn't really fit deer imo
The government doesn't want you to know this, but the deer in the forest are free. You can just take them.
>haha tongue go pbbbtt
this deer's brain is slowly being turned into swiss cheese by a prion infection. it will die a slow and painful death, overshadowed by the encroaching madness.
That's some dark learning there bro. What if they just caught the deer mid-nose lick?
There are countless of people who do just that and then at some point some suv with rangers pulled up and shot the deer right in the home yard "for their own good"
What even gives them the right to do that? A pet deer wouldn't pose any kind of threat.
it was loose and running into traffic
No, it's something about diseases blabla. The more you look into their reasoning the more it seems like some scammy, far-fetched bullshittery.
because the government likes arbitrary rules and every single department performs rent seeking behavior to justify its own existence and additional funding
see ticket quotas for cops, etc
>What even gives them the right to do that?
The fact that people don't shoot them on sight.
Verification not required.
They are just psychos. No need to make sense of it.
Just don't bring them into the house. Set up feeders and have outdoor pet deer
oh... Yeah that once happened to some dudes pet boar in my village. didnt end well because
1)boars are sturdy and the thing just ate the 9mm making it suffer a prolonged death
2)not america randomly discharging guns in the middle of a towns square because you wanted to play firing squad its gonna get you in jail
then again, it was the 60's everyone was retarded back then.
>it was the 60's everyone was retarded back then.
>implying it didn't get worse
I would if they didn't run on sight.
What does petting a deer feel like?
they're actually pretty coarse and unpleasant, not at all how i thought it'd be 🙁
That's unfortunate. When did you get to pet one?
at a game ranch, long time ago
You know how when a dog blows out their undercoat, and they lose all their softness and their fur is kind of rough and thin feeling unless you feed them top quality food and never bathed them in shit that dries fur out? But if they're healthy and their coat hasn't been damaged by a harness or over-grooming, they're sleek instead?
Deer are like a dog with that rough, thin feeling coat but even worse. It's like straw all across their body. They don't have the sleek version as an option. The best it gets is straw for fur.
they really feel that uncomfy when they're alive?
i petted one of my uncle's trophy deer, and thought it felt like that cause it was dead.
not a good pet at all, then. idk how the fuck cougars and shit stand eating them, having to rip that nasty ass fur out.
>Deer WILL become wives
And you WILL be happy
Deer are shitheads, you wouldn't want one as a pet.
Why do you sick fucks always have to think about dicking anything?
News Flash: People like having adorable pets because they are adorable and not to fuck them.
you sound like a woman
>table status: cleared
So what is holding us back?
hey where did u get this img i made it haha..
I miss you btw
:^) havent heard that in a while haha
It's been awhile 🙁
Have fun on whatever the hell you're doing now, best of luck deerboi
have a nice day junkie
Kill me you junkie
Yo, Bambee, how you doin?
It is illegal to be a deer in human places.
Stop resisting arrest, ma'am.
fuck you pigs, you ain't shit, I know my deer rights
Calm down, they're just having a little fun
That officer seems to enjoy it a bit too much
Well yeah, these are the FBI falseflags that perpetuate deer/human hositility while the elites secure power and all the best deers to pet.
>Women cosplay or draw cute deer athro character
>Always have them with antlers
Why are women retarded? I know reindeer females have antlers but they always pick white-tailed deer so its no fucking excuse.
Why do you act like only women draw them like that?
Because only males know they look cuter without them.
Because when drawing an anthro you keep the most distinctive and interesting features. You are legitimately autistic to complain about this. Not Wauf insult autism, actual incapable of understanding normal human interaction autism.
Go make me a sandwich bitch
What does the key stand for though
the key to my heart
a thrilling saga
You just know.
You just know.
>Men want to fuck deer
>Women want to fuck dogs
Why is that?
>Why is that?
to women, men are dogs
to men, women are deer
>to women, men are dogs
>to men, women are deer
Sounds like something that someone who wants to jack off while watching would say.
yeah, jack off while watching my dick in your mom.
It's not that women seek out dogs specifically for sex it's simply they are so shameless they will use literally anything to get off
It's actually because it's a man that will agree with them.
projection only because you wish. search man fucks (insert random noun) there's a 90% chance it's been done more than twice
want to fuck dogs
>house wife is bored at home
>husband at work or divorce
>kids at school
>the dog is your only company
>notice his red rocket
>Deer WILL become pets
If you are not American, yes. They're pretty shitty pets. Better get a goat or a dog.
Fk off /k/ Deer are food not fucktoys
>You can slaughter this animal, depraving them of life but you can't pleasure them
The world is fucked
you're not pleasuring shit larper
have a nice day now it'll do the world a favor
Keep on seething my friend
You're not pleasuring it at all. It's a wild animal that you're torturing by placing it in a high stress situation.
What you should have said is that it's ridiculous that society says it's ok to trap kill and eat it, or kill it so you can turn its body into a decoration, or even just kill it for fun and leave the body to rot. But if you trap it and use it as a sex toy you're a depraved freak, and in most places a criminal.
>you're not pleasuring it at all
Can I read an answer that isn't conjectured and based on assumptions from you people at least once? if it's tamed animals you cry because "oh um you're taking advantage of its docility etc" if it's wild "oh nooo you've trapped it in there's no way an animal would want sex with a human" animals can be attracted to humans due to overlapping morphology, pheromone communication etc. and all your opinions on this matter are full of cope and seethe.
you should try not being a degenerate
Yes anon, sticking your dick into food is wrong no matter how you cut it
Wrong, deer are /k/ wives and there's nothing you can do to stop us from taking our beautiful deer wives. We own the woods, not you.
Deer are entertainment on the rollercoaster ride called dogwalk
what's the big deal even.
look, they're basically just slim forest cows
For me it's their white butt marks
I want to marry her.
why is Wauf like this
i think you mean /k/
someone post it
k - a magical place
It used to be a magical place, now it's literally all feds all the time.
Do people actually believe this?
Whatever you tell me right now, I will believe 100%.
> /k/ - a magical place
Are you ok?
I want to FUCK a deer
ok, no (yes)
but what if dh
Antlers or no antlers?
dh all year round
does dh stand for doe hoes
ah, my perfect trad deerwife
>I will NOT eat the bugs
>I will NOT live in a pod
>I will NOT pet the deer
Based artist when they do non anthro
Mods are fags
Loimu is basically this board`s Milkyway
who is mikyway?
mlp oc with big teats
>Hey we're just stopping by because we heard you had an unregistered pet deer on the premises. Mind if we take a look?
Seems like you didn't get the note. It's 2030 and pet deer are legal now.
39 buried. 0 found.
"Sir, it's illegal and just downright inhumane to own a deer as a pet."
Why are Americans like this?
eco fascism is necessary to keep the natural environment less-touched by the average retard.
>"Sir, it's illegal and just downright inhumane to own a deer as a pet."
But where will you hide the body?
Just sell the venison
I'm pretty sure he meant the body of the officer
Yeah, just sell the venison
Feed it to the deer.
you wouldn't understand
Did Europe sentence a walrus to death just for having a hot girl summer and maybe trashing some rich cunts boats?
No no, see, it's ok when yuros do it because uhhhhhh it's racist to criticize moslems ok?
can't tell if she's holding a bird or a burrito
shes trying to pet your deer for free dont fall for her trick
wut she holding?
I don't answer questions how can I help you.
>Deer? There's no deer.
>I'm busy with my beekeeping already.
What if you tamed a wild deer by playing it harp music every day?
No collar or leash. No keeping it indoors. Just a friendly deer that likes to hang out in your backyard all day and play fetch or whatever it is deer like to play.
No. Part of the point is to discourage humans from messing with the behaviour of wild animals.
fuck off rangernagger
you don't go to cities
>deer gets confiscated
ENJOYING A SUCCULENT FOREST MEAL
Come back with a warrant, or get off my land.
heh, you think these uppity homosexuals need a warrant to enter your property.
they're the most shitheaded branch of pig in existence, and they absolutely can walk all over your property without a warrant.
that's just a boomerism
no law enforcement officer can search your house without a warrant
Sure thing officer! I know you're into deer as well that's why you've become a game warden. How about I show you my toy collection first? And afterwards we'll have some nice fun time with my deer?
I'll tell you what I told the ATF, Fuck off and come back with a warrant you glowie homosexual!
My robot will see you out
>you shouldn't have come
Sir, this is a registered emotional support animal to help me cope with my "back problems", "anxiety", "depression", and "glaucoma".
get the fuck off my property
wheres your warrant?
>sir we'll be very qu-
you have a nice day now *door slam* *dead bolt*
enjoy your prion disease
DW, you say?
Deer wife happy life
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