Danger Dogs

Are dogs too dangerous to be kept as pets?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dogs are dangerous because pot bellied sons of riches watched them kill animals for fun
    no sweetie, just pitbulls. by the way, men, who are free, use guns for that. you are not a man. and you are not free, anymore
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mass-shootings-serbia-gun-laws-weapons-amnesty-rcna89874

    serbia is the dogfighting capitol of europe
    so at least you still have your pitbulls, right? first they protect pitbulls, then they come for guns, then they say "DOGS are all like this, not just pitbulls which dont exist", and you lose your pitbulls (and all large dogs) at once as the government essentially agrees with you.
    "dogs are dangerous for a reason"

    It's really a shame. The government would be glad to agree and rob people of a line of warning and defense against stasi-like actions. But reality doesn't. Most dogs are safe. Pitbulls, well, they kill 3 times more people than all other dogs combined.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be required to have a license to own any pet that can send a small child to the hospital.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... goooodddd bleeessss americaaaaaaaa

      where everything is due to be illegal due to people like thissssss.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even a 50$ license that has to be acquired just once with no other strings attached would deter 99% of the people who get pitbulls (i.e. Black folk and trailer trash)

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should have to have a loicense to have any pets.
    Make it into law. Pass the test showing you can afford it, will train it, and can properly take care of it otherwise, then you can have a pet. All current pets would be registered and allowed to be kept without a license, but no new ones could be acquired without one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it already exists, you can lose the roight to keep dogs or pets in general
      tbh all dogs just need to be required to be properly troyned and then certified by some stoyte agency like motorized rollinghams

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does dog milk taste like

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should not own a dog unless you are 100% certain that you can kick its ass if it turns on you. These frail women owning strong, aggressive breeds are fricking morons.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can beat the shit out of a dog
        >pussy
        what did he mean by this?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual pussy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            white lady fingers that jacks off pitbulls typed this post

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Scaredy baby gaygit fingers that only touch his own pussy typed this post

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs in general are not but the problem is that morons like the woman in OP pic are too dense to tell the difference between toy breed dogs that were selectively bred to be companion animals vs ticking time bombs like the shitbeast she adopted. The other problem is that wannabe tough guys will always gravitate toward owning dangerous dogs. If all shitbulls disappeared tomorrow then they would just go out and adopt Rottweilers, German shepherds, Dobermans, etc. This is unironically why no-kill shelters should be banned and dog loicenses should be required. The average person is a moron who can't be trusted with a dog larger than a shiba.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we gave every moronic tough guy a german shepherd, dog mauling DEATHS would plummet and the injury rate would actually tick up as the deaths would be replaced with hospitalizations. It would still be a massive improvement.

      >Dog size
      A severely abused intact male shiba is significantly more dangerous than a well trained german shepherd.
      >Kill shelters
      No kill shelters are invaluable. A LOT of good dogs get put down in them and then all you have left is what's breeding on the streets: Pitbulls that were dumped or escaped from fighting rings or trailer trash hog hunts.

      What we need is breed specific policy at no-kills. A dog bred for killing other dogs, or a dog bred to killing human beings, will not be accepted. The line is drawn here before some idiotic PETA nutjob brings buddhist morality in (AKA SATAN) and says greyhounds have to be put down because they were bred to kill (rabbits).

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most arent
    I dont understand why large powerful terriers are recommended to naive unsuspecting families though
    I love terriers
    Terriers are my favorite type of dog
    Theyre sweet and funny and clever but they are also psychotic and they bite at any size

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the ugliest shitbull I've ever seen. Shitbulls are already a parody of dogs and this thing is a parody of a parody.
    What even is that skull shape? It's just a bulbous mass covered with dysgenic features. Look at those beady little inflamed pig eyes. The 'mouth' it even worst, just a crude opening with sporadic flaps of skin hanging from it.
    Everything about this creature disgusts me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks more like an american bulldog

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        La canidura Americano

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people want to own this monster looking lizard abominations?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's XL American Bully or standard type American Bulldog not pitbull

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aka pitbull mutt or pitbull adjacent

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The death and injury rates of the three most dangerous types of dog, which together make up less than 15% of dogs and are extremely easy to spot among them, approximate those of furniture. The rest of dogs aren’t even statistically significant.

    So no. Not unless you consider walking without a helmet too dangerous.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has furniture in their home, very few people have these dogs. This is like saying coconuts are more dangerous than sharks because more people die from them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are over 70 million dogs all in constant contact with people

        Over 2/3s of injuries and deaths, and likely all medically significant injuries, are due to:
        Pitbull types
        Mastiff types
        German shepherd types

        Together these are not even 1/5th of dogs. And you can tell them from other breeds easily.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine this

          out of 56 million dogs once a year one might kill someone most likely because it was abused. 0-1 deaths due to operator error. is this a dangerous pet? Fricking tapeworms from CAT SHIT kill more people - 750 of them every year - and you don’t see a campaign to criminalize letting cats roam around over that do you? The parasite can not breed anywhere but the gut of a cat. No cats outside no worms.

          Let’s add the maximum number of 14 million dogs that are all ugly as frick and really stand out among the golden retrievers and samoyeds. Pitbulls, 7 breeds, all consistently the worst, mastiffs, many breeds with rottweilers specifically the second worst, and german shepherds, 4 breeds tops, barely bad at all compared to the others. There is perhaps 20 or 30 dead people and injuries that actually require treatment.

          Do we have a DOG problem
          Or do we have a SHITBEAST problem with a maximum of 14 million really obviously ugly and unlikable dogs bred for war, crime, and attacking people in general.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Logic scares the pol/Reddit import

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            toxo isn't tapeworms and toxo deaths are entirely from poorly prepared meat. If toxo was all that dangerous we would have all been dead a long ass time ago, whereas the absence of cats results in shit like bubonic plague having free reign on the backs of animals cats keep in control. i'm not even a mammal person and i can see how moronic your copypasted campaign is.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >im not a ~~*mammal person*~~ i just parrot moronic cat person propaganda
              begone

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >facts are propaganda now
                grim

                >entirely from meat
                50% meat, 50% vegetables.
                >if toxo was all that dangerous
                750 people die every year.
                >the absence of cats results i nshit like
                Absolutely nothing. Cats don't control rats. Cats don't control mice. Nada. Nothing. Cats do nothing. They aren't capable of it. Is your idea of "controlled" rats living in your walls instead of directly in front of you?

                750 morons who aren't me who should have prepared their food better or shrimply had better constitution to survive it.

                Why do people want to own this monster looking lizard abominations?

                lizards are actually cute m8, don't insult them with such a comparison.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >entirely from meat
              50% meat, 50% vegetables.
              >if toxo was all that dangerous
              750 people die every year.
              >the absence of cats results i nshit like
              Absolutely nothing. Cats don't control rats. Cats don't control mice. Nada. Nothing. Cats do nothing. They aren't capable of it. Is your idea of "controlled" rats living in your walls instead of directly in front of you?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              the problem with toxo is not that it kills, but that it makes catgays want even more cats, also it's dangerous for pregnant women and the developing baby
              cats DONT control pest populations as they are a pest themselves, the bubonic plague was the result of europe trading with china and having very bad environmental hygiene
              the best tool against mice/rats are small dogs, cats can only kill innocent creatures like birds and reptiles for fun

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if a pregnant woman eats cat shit then it can harm the baby
                Meanwhile dogs like the one in the OP pic literally eat babies lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if a pregnant woman eats literally any food that hasn’t been painstakingly sterilized, which is harder to avoid than the common cold
                750 dead babies
                >an ugly dog you should shoot on sight
                20-30 dead babies

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >painstakingly sterilized
                You mean cooked?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, never eat fresh fruit and vegetables. OR
                JUST DONT LET CATS OUTSIDE

                There, no one has to have perfect hygiene. Imagine trying to use this defense for you personally shitting in a strawberry patch. “People should be cooking all their food anyways idgaf if the berry is incorporating parasitic cysts as it grows directly on the shit ridden soil”

                No. People do not have to do shit. Stop poisoning our fricking food. PETS BELONG INDOORS.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, never eat fresh fruit and vegetables.
                Why are you not washing your fruits and vegetables anyway? Toxo is literally a third-world problem.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those 750 deaths are in the US.

                People are used to their food not growing in soil that has been thoroughly mixed with literal shit. Instead of asking that I do something to cope with your animal abuse, how about I join the fun and start live trapping cats and going full throttle when I see a farm cat on the road? We already do the same to stray dogs. By the way, cats are the last remaining domesticated rabies reservoir in the US. Other animals get it from them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or just stop being a schizo and wash your vegetables lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Killing cats is fun tho

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo actually, unironically eats his unwashed salad with shit in it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mind you the illness simply wouldn’t be present without cats 1: eating infected wild animals and then 2: shitting around the food supply

                The solution is simply keeping cats inside. The only solution to the shitbull problem is a i know it when i see it shoot on sight policy that would make hitler go “huh”

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are aware that Toxo's lifecycle works in ALL felines, right?
                You could cut the cat population in half and it wouldn't change the death rate.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                not eating, just manipulating a dirty litterbox or having shitty cat paws in their face is enough, why are you so desperate to let the board know about your scat fetish?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          My mom has a frickign pitbull-rottweiler-german shephard mix that she treats like a baby.
          I dog sat for her for a while when she was living in a van and stopped when the frickign thing tried to jump at a kid (don't know if it was going to bite but it was pretty scary, the kid's dad pulled them away in time).
          I rightfully felt like the world's biggest piece of shit, so i told her i wasn't dogsitting for her anymore.
          The mentally damaged woman doesn't understand the frickign thing is a hazard to everyone, AND that she's shit at raising dogs.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only want pits banned to hurt pit owners, in the right hands they're fine just like any other "hard" dog breed.

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