>cute. >Social. >Playful. >Doesn't carry mindcontrol bacteria. >Smart enough to do complex commands

>cute
>Social
>Playful
>Doesn't carry mindcontrol bacteria
>Smart enough to do complex commands
>Selectively bred to love you unconditionally
>Can be trained to be a guard, search for missing people, help blind people etc etc
>Come in variety of forms and shapes
How could catsissies even compare to DOGGODS

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could easily frick you up
    >comes up for cuddles instead
    dogsois will never compare to monitorGODS

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itt: women bickering about pets they only like as extensions of their own ego.

    Not one of you actually comprehends love

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frito and Abby are already best buddies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    peace & love

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most dogs are nice but most dog owners are the problem.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      beats cat “owners”
      >nooo cats are superior and the smartest and the best at everything they own you they have to be free t. Neglectful owner with a filthy house whose cats rarely make it past 3 without being replaced
      Give me a trailer trash hick who beats his dog for barking and keeps it on a chain. At least the shit stays by his single wide.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who get cats just want a cute thing to hang around the house.
        People who get dogs want something to project their mental illness to.
        That's why cat owners hate dogs, because when they see a dog they see the owner's mental illness.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So why are cat owners mentally ill?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    't carry mindcontrol bacteria
    Dogfrickers literally get brain worms from swapping spit with Fido. Dogs are gross and so are their owners. I've never met a dog owner with a clean house.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your image does not say what your post says. You are talking about these imaginary "dogfrickers" "swapping spit with fido". Your image is talking about kids picking up dog turds off the ground and licking them.

      Your image says that if you let your animal roam around in dirty areas and eat random animals they can pass parasites through the same method cats pass parasites: their feces

      Therefore you should clean up feces immediately, cat or dog, and keep them in clean areas.
      UNFORTUNATELY
      Cat owners don't pick their pets shit up LITERALLY EVER and think that them hunting from the infinite supply of parasite ridden alley rats is a good thing. "it's buried so it's gone" no Black person it is lightly coated with 2cm of dirt and any parasites in it are migrating through the soil or spreading to a larger area via rainwater.

      >inb4 no you dont get it all dogs eat shit and all dog owners kiss and frick their dogs
      1: Not all dogs eat shit. Most never do it. Those that do can be trained not to.
      2: 99% of dog owners do not frick their dogs. Of the 1% that do, they also molest cats, horses, goats, sheep, and chickens. We call them "teenagers in the rural bible belt".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from swapping spit
      >image is talking about contact with feces
      cats track feces through your entire house after their paws have been in the litterbox. it's often said that pregnant women shouldn't own cats.
      cats shit uncontrolled all over every farm in the US while contributing nothing
      at 375 deaths attributed to meat and 375 attributed to fresh produce (a rather skewed ratio, the proper human diet is more than 50% meat), toxoplasmosis, which can only reproduce and spread via cats, is the second leading cause of foodborne illness death in the united states

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how you could take on the responsibility of the existence of a creature that loves you and trusts you unconditionally

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bred to love you unconditionally
    This is possibly the best insight into the mind of a doggay I've ever seen

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >namesync uses the fricking name across boards

  10. 8 months ago
    Desu

    This board needs an official rule against this flamewar inciting garbage so it can be more easily reported to the one janitor or mod actually enforcing rules here.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still somehow manages to eat its own shit and vomit. sometimes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs have superior digestive tracts

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Selectively bred to love you unconditionally
    If only. You've never had a dog.

    "Training" is basically the process of teaching the dog that you are worth cooperating with. Dogs ignore and even hate people by default. If you get two puppies from the same litter, there's a chance they will ignore you and bond with each other so they grow up to be independent and aggressive towards people. Even a dog that "likes" you will never LOVE you. They will never see you as a mate. Nor a parent. They will only feel those things for other dogs. You are just a friend, and they will get bored of you or decide to dislike you if you frick up.

    Cats actually love you unconditionally. They were never really social animals, the ancestor of the domestic cat is purely solitary, so what little sociality they have is a frankenstein monster of an instinct where they simultaneously see you, and other cats, as a kitten and their mother.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant imagine what kind of shit person you are to have had dogs that came to dislike you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the mind controlling parasite is warping the victim’s perception of reality
      It’s clear why 90% of Waufners display schizophrenia and other types of neurosis.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They will never see you as a mate.
      a zoo incel. novel.

    • 8 months ago
      Desu

      >They will never see you as a mate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are just a friend, and they will get bored of you or decide to dislike you if you frick up.
      You don’t love your friends?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They will never see you as a mate
      Well when you prevent them developing and maturing, sure, they won't see anything else as a mate either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's add "making up shit" to the list of toxo symptoms, I didn't even read most of it. give me your address I'll rape you and vivisect your piece of shit cats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess you own a pitbull

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats actually love you unconditionally
      Lmao. That's where it went from somewhat believable butthurt to a very obvious bait attempt.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do

        The bond you create when you get a kitten, instead of traumatized sloppy seconds like the kitty cuck you are, is permanent and unconditional. A dog can go back on that over a rough recovery from surgery. No amount of shit you put a cat through will break it. They never forget.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just because theyre moronic
          I used to kick the ones i cat sit in the face and they always act the same
          theyre either hiding or annoying it doesnt matter who you are or if you abuse them, they just want food

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