>Crane fly. >Doesn't operate a crane

>Crane fly
>Doesn't operate a crane

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Siamese cat
    >Isn't buy one get one free

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Capuchin monkeys
    >Don't follow the rules of the Franciscan Capuchin Reformation of 1525

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man o war
    >neutral in all water conflicts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the Battle of Jutland?!

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fly
    't operate a crane
    neither does a crane

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naked mole-rat
    >implying other animals aren't naked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf those are real
      I thought they were from fallout

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't blame you for not knowing, reading about them makes it sound like a scifi author decided to create an alien species.
        >take a mammal
        >give them the social structure of ants, along with the inbreeding
        >make them almost cold blooded
        >remove their ability to feel practically any pain
        >can survive in very low oxygen areas
        >extremely slow metabolism gives it oddly long lifespan and cancer resistance
        >oh also they're ugly as sin

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not.
        Todd genetically modified some moles to be hairless and released them in the US as a promo for his game Fallout 3.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they were in fallout 1 and 2
          How deep does this go

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dobsonfly
    >Doesn't draw inflation porn

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant idiots.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giant idiots
      >under 6'

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flies like a drunken moron
    >somehow isn't extinct
    I hate them so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're clumsy moe and cute as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are a very poorly evolved insect. huge for no apparent reason, bad at everything. they must just lay a shit ton of eggs or something

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the name of the machine comes from the bird

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bird is named after the verb, craning your neck, because that's what they always do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's named after an old verb that used to mean "cry".

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mosquito Hawks
    >Does not eat Mosquitos

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