Could a human equipped with a knife take out a great white shark?

Could a human equipped with a knife take out a great white shark?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’ve ever seen a large shark in the water, you realise how stupid these sorts of questions are. I’ve dived with bull sharks and gone cage diving off South Australia, and they can be so fricking fast they make people look like slugs. A big great white can weigh up to 1.5 tons, and they move effortlessly through water. I would rather take my chances against a lion or tiger than a great white in the ocean.

  3. 9 months ago
    doodle guy
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he will die of infection over a period of weeks but also he ate your ass and you're dead first

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah mate i could totally take one of 'em sharks with one of these

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a knife, it's a spoon.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like if I were underwater and hampered by diving gear I wouldn't be able to swing the knife hard enough to puncture the shark. On the surface however, I win with minor wounds. And on land, he's dinner.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% chance of fatality
    1% chance of glory

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but only on land

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If its feeling you up yeah.
    If it charges you and manages to land a bite.... you HAVE seen the videi with the seals torn in half swimming around? You can stab it all you want but youll be dead by the end of it.
    Theyre probably hard to kill being primitive and having no bones and youd have to stab really accurately

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great white ignores diver
    >diver grabs onto back of shark
    >stabs shark in the head
    >shark dies

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    with the wasp knife maybe

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On land or in the water?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean most restaurants supply the knives and sharks are mostly food driven so a dinner date is your best shot

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    google brazilian waitaka natives, mfs used to hunt sharks for fun

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the hide of a gws is too tough and underwater you have no leverage to exert your strength from, so you won't be gutting it, that's for sure. If you somehow managed to stab your knife deep enough, if the shark decided to take a joyride to the bottom your only options are to hang on and die, or let go and lose (and then probably die)
    Dumb thread.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Survivor bias. It hasn't been hit where it counted.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon if I knew it was coming and I saw it on approach I might give myself even odds beating it.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricker doesnt stand a chance on land

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not kill it unless you have a way to keep the shark from getting away. You certainly can drive off a shark by attacking the nose since it is very sensitive and its function necessary to their survival.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, a great white cant even do anything unless you're in front or behind it. If you just roll away from tail slaps and bite attacks you could punch it in the side until it dies.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"could a human with a knife take out an underwater car?"
    I don't know anon, what do you think?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, humans have hunted sharks throughout history. Don't get me wrong, a human in the water armed with only a knife has the odds stacked against him but that's not to say it hasn't already been done.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about death battles between animals or animals and humans. Go frick yourself and your worthless thread. And don't you dare killing a shark.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this was a thread about having sex with the shark you wouldn't be complaining about it here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      problem anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick sharks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like literally. Frick them into submission.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We /b/ now
      Just animal flavored

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And don't you dare killing a shark.
      Do you genuinely believe OP has the physical capabilities of killing a great white?
      He'd probably lose in a brawl with a possum

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, possums are quite nasty fighters.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And don't you dare killing a shark.
      That means the human wins boys, let's goooo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already killed one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In GTA?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Terraria

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's that?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Minecraft for one-eyed people

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh Okay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't listen to that guy it's way better than Minecraft if you aren't an Autist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hm I see

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