Chimpanzees

Chimpanzees are neat animals

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope gorillas beat them in the war.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas are badass but they're peaceful. They wouldn't start a fight for no reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas have smaller wieners than chimps.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good Chimpanzee docs? I saw one on yt where they didn't hold shit back. They showed violent rivalries, mating sessions, a mother beating the shit out of a female ape for taking the baby. More like that please.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the doc?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The researchers, from Osnabrück University and the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, were studying the behavior of the chimpanzees in the national park when they observed more than two dozen attack five unprovoked western lowland gorillas (one silverback, three adult females and an infant). The near hour-long fight between the two groups cost the life of the infant gorilla, which was captured and beaten to death by the chimpanzees.

    >It was even more shocking when the traumatizing event repeated itself in December of that year, in the same park in Central Africa. This time, 27 chimpanzees went up against seven gorillas in a fight that lasted about 79 minutes and resulted in another helpless infant gorilla being killed. It's unclear whether the same chimpanzees were also involved in the first incident.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unprovoked
      They are there too feed. Gorillas eat a shit ton and chimps need all the brotein they can get.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thing female chimpanzees like doing is, they'll get together in groups of 2-5 and find a low status female with an infant, they'll deceive this female into giving them their baby, and then beat it to death in front of the mother and proceed to taunt her with the corpse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The researchers, from Osnabrück University and the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, were studying the behavior of the chimpanzees in the national park when they observed more than two dozen attack five unprovoked western lowland gorillas (one silverback, three adult females and an infant). The near hour-long fight between the two groups cost the life of the infant gorilla, which was captured and beaten to death by the chimpanzees.

      >It was even more shocking when the traumatizing event repeated itself in December of that year, in the same park in Central Africa. This time, 27 chimpanzees went up against seven gorillas in a fight that lasted about 79 minutes and resulted in another helpless infant gorilla being killed. It's unclear whether the same chimpanzees were also involved in the first incident.

      >these are our closest relatives

      Why are chimps and humans so violent bros, why can’t we be like bonobos and orangutans

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bonobos are jerks too
        they aren't peaceful hippies just because they have very sexual behavior

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn Dian was the perfect woman

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did the Roman’s think of them? We’re the animals or hairy Pygmies?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the Roman’s would ever have been in central Africa tbh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually the Romans technically did explore pretty deep into Africa trying to find the source of the Nile. Wrong side of the continent to encounter chimpanzees though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carthage explorers found some apes and thought they were people and tried to catch them l and got their ass kicked by the females so they skinned the hides and brought them home as proof

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only think that because you don't have to live around them

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? For me it's the orangutan.
    It's troublesome that our closest relatives are either aggressive and violent (chimps) or perpetually horny (bonobos). What does that say about us?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means our species will kill everything we come across and propagate the species across the known universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We are the xenomorph

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if
      they were friends?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great picture!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great picture!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me on the right

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/LT6vAfj.png

          what if
          they were friends?

          https://i.imgur.com/49zxfQn.jpg

          [...]
          They are friends with gorilla too

          APES
          TOGETHER
          STRONG

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/f6iD28l.jpg

        [...]

        They are friends with gorilla too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is that insidius chimp teaching the innocent gorilla how to light up?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they can ignore skin color, why can't we?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            human brain, many words. Many words make lost human. Lost human make enemy where friend.
            Ape brain no words. No words make ape peace brain. Peace brain make ape friend.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually adult gorillas hate chimps

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Race is not skin deep

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they dont lol
            also whites were ready to live in a post racial world but other people were not. now here we are.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whites were ready to live in a post racial world
              lol
              lmao even

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those animals scare me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re really fascinating but I don’t want to get my balls torn off by an angry chimpanzee

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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