Cheetah get a bad rep man...

>Fastest land animal
>The most specialized and effective role of locomotion
>The second highest hunting success among ALL felines, at 50% of a successful hunt
>Capable of fending off larger predators and secure 90% of their kills
>Also capable of running long distances without tiring (contrary to popular belief)

>Still get called low-tier trash species that should go extinct

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    me and my wife

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >large cats can hybridize
    >mountain lions are genetically closer to house cats than other large cats
    How has nobody artificially inseminated a mountain lion with house cat semen to make cougar cats?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are crossbreeds that were meant to imitate cougars

      Stone Cougar hybrid, although it was mixed with a Jungle Lynx, not an actual Cougar. Clearly there are some limitations, without a doubt they would have tried with a Cougar first.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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    people keep posting this but that's a male cheetah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes the situation even worse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its actually a female

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one where the cheetah lies down on the guy who's on his back? That's Gabriel, a male cheetah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gabriel is always seen being a sleepyhead

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and remember, humans once domesticated them long ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thousands of years ago somewhere in northern Africa/near middle east humans have tamed cheetahs to serve as their own version of hunting dogs
        >as time went on, interest of owning cheetahs wore off for whatever reason (probably due to dogs being simply better)
        >last remaining few ended up only in hands of the ultra royalty as their equivalent of house cats or were released back into the wild
        >population got severely cut to the point of endangerment
        >the population we have today are merely remnants
        >explains them being highly docile towards humans even in the wild even to this day

        poor cheetos...we neglected them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but wouldn't that be a separate population from the current subsaharan one?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            every regional variant is equally as docile so only one thing to assume, they all share the tamed ancestor blood

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or you can just not be a conspiracy theorist and say that cheetahs are naturally mild-mannered animals.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                k

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about?
    Who the frick is hating on cheetahs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just how many cheetos do you need famalam

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and they also like to have gay sex

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget that they're also a buncha qtp2t's.

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