Not only do they give you brain parasites but they will eat at your body if you die
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/344139616_Postmortem_predation_by_a_clowder_of_domestic_cats
Cats will eat their owners if they die
Not only do they give you brain parasites but they will eat at your body if you die
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/344139616_Postmortem_predation_by_a_clowder_of_domestic_cats
Id rather be killed and eaten by a bear, shark or whatever than being killed by a low life mugging me
Doesn't look like the dude was even cold yet. He couldn't have been dead but a few hours.
Yeah it's pretty common knowledge with body removal technicians that cats instantly start eating their owners when they die. I remember some guy posted about how an old lady that lived on a farm flipped her lawnmower and died pinned under it. All of her cats literally ate her to the bone within a day.
How the fuck do you manage to get under a lawn mower?
Good, better my cat than some fucking worms I've never met.
i have a cat and dog and a big family house so i will not die alone
i also am happy with my animals and i like to think they are happy too and thats all i care about
they are just taking their toxoplamoxis back I don't see the problem
Dogs not only eat you but kill you as well
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nbc12.com/story/37093192/sheriff-dogs-ate-owner-after-mauling-her-to-death%3FoutputType%3Damp&ved=2ahUKEwiMjfno763_AhV-H0QIHSYyB0QQFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw37JVyZhcjT1Tw5HJGKsSqS
>scroll directly to the bottom looking for a photo of the "dog"
>NOT ALL PITBULLS
>THERES NO SUCH THING AS A PITBULL
>PITBULLS ARE NICE
>STOP NOTICING THINGS
Lmao. Knew it.
"Dogs". If a dog is not a wolf, then a pitbull is not a dog.
>but they look sort of like...!
Yeah and huskies/german shepherds look "sort of like "wolves", sure bud.
>S-SOURCE
My intellect (superior to yours)
Pitbulls are dogs.
Yeah sure, and birds are dinosaurs, and you are your whore mother, therefore you choked on my cock last night. Cladistics autism has no practical applications outside of attempting to figure out a line of descent. It's yet another sad case of wordcels managing to live in a fake reality that can not possibly exist. You can not separate the structures used for some abstract thought from what you are abstracting. Sad!
pitbulls =dog
You = your whore mother who choked on my cock last night.
pitbull=dog
I offered you one chance but I guess you'll have to accept it now
you = will never be a woman
pitbull = dog
Stop molesting puppies
pitbull = dog
pitbull fags argue like "i am the loudest so i win" just like their dogs
malfags be sittin on the sidelines waiting to shoot them, their kids, and then say they were terrorists
Wikipedia says they’re dogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull
So what? I'm dead and I don't feel pain, why would I care?
And what would a carnivore pet do without any other source of food besides a human corpse?
Are you a immature or just retarded?
Dogs are even more likely to eat you.
https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/ever-wonder-if-your-beloved-dog-or-cat-would-eat-you-if-you-died/
Welcome to earth.
Well, if my cat died and I had no other source of food it would obviously eat it as well.
why should I care
Ok, and? Why should I care, I will be dead and my cat would starve otherwise
the reverence for a dead body is irrational human foolishness
Is it?
yes, that bird either ate it when it was done mourning or tossed it out of the nest for something else to eat
Projection
Cat anyone point me to some actual toxo statistics from first world countries? From cats only, not other sources. As far as I know it's kinda hard to get it. Impossible if you have an indoor only cat.
Threadly reminder that toxoplasmosis has been shown time and time again to increase free testosterone in men
Only basedmale muh heckin doggerino betas will disagree
Before you said this, you used to say
>actually dogFUCKERS are the ones that have toxo from french kissing their stupid buttsniffer reddit mutterino child maulers after they literally eat their own shit
>(your actual phrasing)
I refer you to the second line of my argument
You don't have an argument
Le catshit hrchud
>if you die
What about slip into a coma?
They're not going to sit around and starve just because Karen's taking a long nap.
"domestic cats"
crazy cat ladies keep feral colonies that barely tolerate them
they're not domesticated, they're domestic breeds
>OP just found out about this
Jesus Christ how fucking slow and retarded are you? How are you even capable of using a computer you absolute baboon.
the absolute state of damage controlling catfags itt
You forget to mention the part in which the crazy bastard has 30 cats around him. People like that tend to be retarded jerks
how would a dead cat eat their owners?
They love their owner so much that they want to keep them "inside" of their body, so cute
>Awe how cute! Mittens just took a bite out of grandma!
Lol
>in this situation you are standing there watching while doing nothing
Feed your pets, psycho.
>you are standing there watching while doing nothing
Kino
>Nintendo!
I just saved an image that took over 9000 hours to make
Ok, and? Am I supposed to give a shit what happens to my body? Throw it to wild animals to eat for all I care.
If you're so sad about it throw a stick too and if I feel the need I'll use it to spook them away.
I think OP means that cats are awesome and all old people about to die need one. It is the only environmentally viable solution for the future.
>be cat
>innately spiritual
>understand the soul and body are inexorably tied
>choose to imbibe the one you love, making them a part of you even after death
>humans freak out and stop loving you
And? If my cat died and I was going to starve otherwise, I would eat it.
I mean, you realize in this context eating you is literally the right choice, both materially and morally, right? Dead bodies dont take care of themselves in a closed environment. They arent good to keep around either. Eating you fixes that.
You know cats are all opportunistic cannibals, right? Pumas will walk miles once they sniff the carcass of a sibling/mother in order to eat it.
It's literally one of the first thing you learn trapping. If you collar a wildcat, leave it there 12-24 hours and set collars around it, odds are good you'll trap 1-2 other.
The flesh is a prison for the soul and I care not for it. If I am to fall dead nearby to my fluffy little girl, and she is hungry, she may eat her fill. I will not miss it.
If you ate so afraid about your cat eating your dead body just carry a stick.
>christian mind virus
Yes. Christian mind virus. The most successful nation on earth is atheist.
If your immune system functions and the dog does not have deformed lips, you should be okay. However you can and should train your dog not to eat shit and not to eat your face. It is simple and does not require harsh methods.
I recommend you stay away from breeds of primarily european origin if you do this because they are genetically accustomed to european cooking, which bears some resemblance to feces. And as humans and dogs are both carnivores, eating too many plants can result in undigested food being passed through the digestive tract, which creates conditions that favor coprophagy.
>thinking godless morons are successful
Japan will cease to exist in a few decades, it's already a economic zone for the west to abuse
go eat dead people you nasty gaytheist
Your entire race is going extinct and you blame, yet can’t stop, people who are basically your own for it. China is still strong after a one child policy. Lay off the racism until you’re as perfect as you think you are.
Go back to China then retard. You say this while living off whites. I bet you've never even fucked a Chinese girl because they're all too busy being race traitors.
Obsessed
Your dog eats its own and other's shit and then licks your face
The parasites dogs give you don't cause schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and ocd
Dogs can't give you parasites if you are a civilized owner and don't let them roam unsupervised.
Neither can cats. In case you haven't figured this out. Your animal roams I don't care if it gets eaten.
Yeah just liver, lung and brain cysts. And you can get it just from breathing the fumes of dog shit.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinococcosis
You don't get this because dogs aren't allowed to roam around outside killing random wild animals. And we don't live in the third world where people are keeping filthy, neglected livestock in the streets.
You wouldn't get toxo if cats were held to the same standards and you don't get much of it to begin with because we don't keep a shitload of rats in the streets. Thanks to basic hygiene, not the cats.
almost like disease has more to do with the average IQ of the nation than some pet console war
>cats kill ppl!
>US toxo deaths: 7
>Brazil toxo deaths: 7000
>dogs kill ppl!
>US dog deaths: 7
>US pitbull deaths: 30
>Brazil dog deaths: 50,000 rabies cases
Google toxo usa toxo deaths again, big brain
Toxo rates are highest in poor nations, lowest in advanced nations.
Cat ownership is highest in advanced nations.
Toxo infection comes from undercooked meat more than from direct contact with cats.
Are you a bot? Or just retarded?
Toxo is quite literally only a problem for semitic countries.
You do realize that latent toxo infection is linked to a shitton of severe mental illnesses? It's not just deaths.
correlation not causation
people with severe mental illnesses are more likely to decide to keep 40 cats, or just not care about having cat shit smeared on their sandwiches, and consequently have a higher rate of toxo
>i-it's just correlation not causation bro!
holy mother of cope
Dogs do kill rats all the time though. That's the main way dogs get it.
Your unsupervised, neglected farm mutt kills rats all the time. Most dogs don't. Also >just from breathing.
>While there are no biological or mechanical vectors for the adult or larval form of any Echinococcus species, coprophagic flies, carrion birds and arthropods can act as mechanical vectors for the eggs
If you live like a filthy peasant and let your dog live like a wild animal I recommend you hose everything down every time you interact with literally anything.
Dogs are more likely to give you rabies than cats are.
dogs are not a rabies reservoir in the united states.
rabies is the single biggest dividing line between civilization and savagery. if people can not take care of rabies, they can not do anything. yes, i am saying the southern US is not civilized.
rabies isn't any more of a problem in the south than it is in the rest of the country. which is not at all besides bats
It actually is, you have more free roaming, unvaccinated, and unfixed dogs than anyone else. Up here we have to actual accept dogs from your shelters to keep ours funded and it's caused some retards to inadvertently increase the range of heartworm. Oh, and most of them are pitbulls. because
>muh fun way to kill hogs
I fucking hate your half of the country.
>Let me tell you about your home that I've never been to
if by "south" you mean specifically the region from texas to california, then yes that's correct
Humans do the same
https://www.britannica.com/event/Uruguayan-Air-Force-flight-571
If you were trapped somewhere with no food, & the quickly decaying (soon to be inedible) remains of your family would you just sit there & starve to death?
Reminder that cats don't really show affection or care about you.
https://www.vox.com/2014/10/16/6982177/the-case-against-owning-cats
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/09/04/your-cat-might-not-really-care-about-you-study-suggests/
Doesn't matter when the end result is the same.
>follows me around the house
>talks to me with partial meows when I talk to him
>purrs
>tolerates me picking him up and rubbing my face on his
If he feels nothing from it that's his problem, I got what I wanted out of the exchange. Even then feelings are just some chemicals we developed out of survival so as not to murder one another constantly and whatnot, they aren't some sacred thing that makes us more special than we are.
Dogs show actual affection and loyalty.
No they don't.
Yep. Read the first link.
Multiple examples of dogs who sat beside their owners graves until they died, or calling 911 in a medical emergency involving their owners. Dogs also have twice as many neurons as cats.
Irrelevant when like I said, cats do what I need them for. Dogs are higher maintenance than I can afford and I don't want to get one just to leave it alone for 8+ hours a day.
>dawgs are higher maintenance than my furry meowmeows
>literally breathes cat hair and his very soul smells of cat shit and piss
Your fucking carnivorous untameable pest literally walks in its shit and then all over your (both ltierally and figuratively), including, but not litmited to, while you fucking sleep. Yeah, talk to me about maintenance some more, please.
please seek help
cats dont really show affection or care about white women and numales who leave them alone in apartments 8-16 hours a day with no stimulation and only love them as much as it makes a good insta story
guess who writes stories for vox and the washington post?
the majority of people shouldn't own pets at all, journalists shouldn't be allowed to possess air because they abuse it too
based cats, feast upon my flesh that you may live
>another cat seethe thread
get a hobby
jap pro wrestler hana kimura killed her kitten before she killed herself so it would not eat her
Based off the time of this post I can tell that OP is a (You) addicted gaylord.
did anybody click on the link and view the images?
I did.
But I had no reaction to it.
same
jesus
why did they go for his face
easiest parts to bite off
haha
he was 69 years old
why didn't it try to eat the belly with all the juicy organs?
oh nevermind it did. Pics are indeed pretty fucked up
If I was entrepeneurial enough when I am older I'd jump on some kind of an app/program to mitigate 'dying and molding all alone' deaths because with more and more people being single and childless and not active in the community that's going to be an issue going forward. I mean it's as simple as a life alert kind of check in (like if there's no registered activity in your social media accounts, your email, ect. for more than a day or two you get checked in on).
The problem with you types going "It's just a social construct" is that you think that somehow invalidates things. It's pretty much a virgin vs chad territory of nihilsim all over again. "Life has no meaning therefore sad :(" versus "life has no meaning therefore you can make your own meaning :)". Social construct or critical thought means we get to make reality out of where we draw the line.
>a cat was actually present within the chest
cavity
aww
>Diogenes or Havisham syndrome
this describes Barbara Chandler
That second pic is exactly how I pick all the best meats out of a rotisserie chicken
truly a shitpet
no other pet would do this
dogs will dig up buried siblings to eat them
What else are they gonna eat?
>Humans euthanize pets if they become weak and a hassle
>"blah blah blah blah blah blah - putting them out of their misery, it's for them!"
>Cats eat a body only after it's completely dead, to make use of what would otherwise go to worms instead."
>"How dare they desecrate my body!"
Most pet owners are very reluctant about having a pet euthanized.
Lol no.
> t. Emergency on-call farm vet.
I get daily request to euthanize cats and dogs because of something that will take care of itself naturally inside 3-5 days.
If a pet stops moving and eating for more than a day hours about 50% of owners will start thinking about euthanasia, and they'll be crying the whole fucking conversation.
>farm vet
>cats and dogs
Yup, we do those too, during business hours.
I've just read arricle a few weeks ago where the family cat started eating the still alive unwanted newborn that the mother hid in the shed.
https://tenyek.hu/cikkek/lomok-koze-rakta-ujszulottjet-egy-macska-ragta-halalra-a-csecsemot-pest-varmegyeben
based
this mutilated body is only good for sewing the soil in which new mewdows shall florish
good, destroy the evidence
Toxoplasmosis literally turned you into a braindead moron.
cat website, dogs are cool, but cat website. go back console wars gay.
Yes and? I'd eat you if you died if it wouldn't give me a prion disease.
Reminder: The line between humans and animals is critical thought. If you can't overcome your weird irrational belief that a dead body is meat that contains absolutely 0 identity and will never come back to life, and that whoever inhabited it is gone forever and incapable of caring what happens to it, you are not human. You are a weird semi-sentient ape that's no smarter than an elephant or a crow.
>0 IQ: They're dead, it's just meat
>95-105 IQ: What if the soul is real what if they're going to reserrect when christ returns what about my karma who can really say if this is real or not we should play it safe you dont want to burn in eternal hellfire or reincarnate as a dung beetle you cant prove god isnt real or prove he is real ok we need to be careful
>130+ IQ: They're dead, it's just meat, but feed it to the dog I don't want kuru.
Wauf is an anime website. It's had some memes, like duckroll, caturday, boxxy, over 9000, etc, but these are reddit memes now because we got tired of them and reddit did not (they never do). Cats do not matter. They are just the subject of an old meme that ran its course.
But if you don't like anime and japanese culture you don't really belong here.
>when it's 12:32 AM and you start just stating your belief instead of finishing the sentence so it makes 0 sense in context
dong :DDD, that works better as two sentences
Being ESL doesn't help
It has nothing to do with IQ.
Yeah it does.
There is no such bell. It’s pure culture. My grandparents ate dead people. Your people have had the christian mind virus for so long you think it’s human nature.
>stinky christians
>let me regale you with tales of my cannibalistic ancestors and why it's natural
Like third-world pottery.
Might be natural to you "people", but not to human beings.
>There is no such bell. It’s pure culture. My grandparents ate dead people.
> literally the spawn of subhumans, only twice removed from actual literal caveman.
> "Let me tell you what constitute the norm for a human being which has had the benefit of civilization and morality for now nearly a thousand generations"
This is a pretty ineffable kind of kek.
>I'd eat you if you died if it wouldn't give me a prion disease.
No you wouldn't, you have an alarm bell in your brain that says "don't eat people, they are filthy" and no amount of rationalization is going to turn it off.
Cats eating dudes however is perfectly okay, who cares about what happens to my corpse when I'm in heaven fucking my 72 virgins
>thinking the faith of pedophiles and hedonistic sex-obsessed savages is the real one
Lol
I can't tell what Abrahamic religion this is referring to.
Cats are a meme and you guys still spam them even after it became a meme on reddit too.
Kys
>those memes are bad because they're old
>but le anime kino from twenty years ago is still good because it makes me UOOOOOH in my pants!
Kys honestly. American website.
Toxo increases test
And your dog's worms turned you into a massive gay
sage
My dog is female toxozombie
toxo cope