Cat's sleeping on my pizza again

You say things like this

Cats are very clean

And do things like this

https://i.imgur.com/8UuoDSN.jpg

Cathomosexuals will eat it anyway

My mother kept two (2) large litter boxes in the kitchen under the eating table.

They smell like piss and shit

You must have filthy cats, clean cats smell good. Whenever they get groomed they all have that lovely cinnamon scent

kek, I'm a groomer all my pets are used to being washed, I'm very familiar with the smell of clean fur tho it might also come from the shampoo

I always find it interesting that all animals smell so differently, when I groomed huskies I could've sworn thier clean fur smelled like snow and pine, I might be delulu

This is the strangest fiction redditors have come up with. Cats have been known for their cleanliness throughout history in every culture that had them. Dogs are notoriously smelly by the same merits. Apparently they feel it's not too late to "correct the record."

To say nothing of the "pissing in a box? vile gross nasty! pissing on the floor? ok if its not a cat :)" thing. I guess when you believe in magic psychic parasites anything is possible.

By that metric so are humans for pissing in the toilet. I remember there was an old woman who grew up in the early 1900s with rural outhouses and was revolted at the thought anyone would use an indoor toilet and piss/shit inside their own house.

A bathroom is essentially an indoor outhouse.

The smell wafts throughout all the rooms whether it's a bathroom or litter box.

>Dogs really are pets for poors
They sure are

"Past cultures" also believed animal sacrifice could appease evil spirits.

Idiotic peasants of yestercentury hardly bathed themselves. They did not have vacuums. Animals came and went as they pleased. Animals were even more uncared for than their owners. In this situation, dogs get crusty, and cats LOOK clean because of their surface level spit wash.

Do you really put stock in the hygiene related myths of some stupid homosexuals that thought sickness was an invisible cloud of miasma and took the theory of "humours" seriously? Need I remind you that these are the same people that eventually gave women the right to vote and freed the slaves without sending them back to africa? Now here I am. I know women should not be allowed to vote. And I know that cats are not clean animals. Like any animal, YOU have to be the one to clean them.

No cat is ever clean. It's the same as if you wiped your dog down with a rat rag. There is dirt deeper in their fur. If they actually bathed they would be practically immune to fleas.

By that metric so are humans for pissing in the toilet. I remember there was an old woman who grew up in the early 1900s with rural outhouses and was revolted at the thought anyone would use an indoor toilet and piss/shit inside their own house.

If humans reached into the toilet to splash water around, touched everything, and then hours later LICKED their hands, it would be disgusting. "Oh but I didn't touch the turd". This is what cats do.

Your cat needs to be trained to shit in a squat toilet that automatically flushes or something. Or you can just leave them in a secure outdoor enclosure like a "pet" fox. Or, I guess
Consider housing yourself with the equivalent of a person who reaches into the toilet to splash the clean looking water around to tidy up the bowl, touches everything, and then licks their hands off. Then, they stroke their head with their spitty hands and say "just washed muh hair im good n clean".

>Your cat needs to be trained to shit in a squat toilet
Working on it

Same. Dogs are clean pets for clean people. If you showed a dog owner “the litterbox room” they’d ask why you never sweep and start talking about mats to catch the litter.

You only think this because your house is also in such a state.

Hey I have those same scoopers

>extreme example
Even when I had just one the litter kernals blanketed the bathroom floor and had to be swept each morning before a shower so they didn't fuse onto the tile. Cats have no concept of washing their hands so they exit the box and flick their back legs and it flies everywhere, and what's stuck to the front ones tracks all over the house.

Nobody cares about rich kids, go frick yourself

Horses are the ultimate luxury pet, everyone thinks you're rich if you own them

I grew up with dogs on beds couches and everywhere but mudholes. Clean home no fleas no ticks. The trick? Dont raise your dog like a farm boy. Teach them early to stay the frick out of mud and standing water. No harsh treatment needed, just a no and move them away. Mine won’t even walk near her own shit.