Cat's sleeping on my pizza again

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is this thread still alive
    I hate all of you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with this thread? A cat sleeping on someone's pizza is funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't it still be up?
      This ain't Wauf buddy boy.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    From how obese your cat is, he's been eating your pizza too

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rinse it off, it's fine.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's mspaint anon, we need you on this one

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf did you put your pizza on your office chair?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never set your plate down for a second to go get a drink?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not on my chair, no

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does a plate have to go "down" when you leave the area? what about just not touching it and getting up instead?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do that

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like both cats and dogs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No! You have to pick a side!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can always choose horses, bunnies, birds or reptiles instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna take the opposite position and say that both cats and dogs are too unclean for me, and that they are something to be enjoyed vicariously from afar, like boxing.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that is a good thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cat also loves cooked meat, what is it about some cats?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking beta slob frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cat paws directly on burger
      >eats it anyway
      He should've just thrown it to the dogs to spite the cat.

      My cat also loves cooked meat, what is it about some cats?

      meat is meat. meat tastes good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well his pets are apparently exactly as disciplined as himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit what a piece of shit getting his slop for morons only stolen

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop feeding them petslop if you don't want them to smell like shit, fricking moron

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    another thread fouled up by the buttsniffers

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get your cat to become so rotund?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cathomosexuals will eat it anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats are very clean

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mother kept two (2) large litter boxes in the kitchen under the eating table.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont eat food prepared by cat people for any reason

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about dog people? Or horse people? Hell, farmers are around all kinds of filthy animals and we all eat their food

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cat person filth is a different level of filth

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In what ways?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say things like this

                Cats are very clean

                And do things like this

                https://i.imgur.com/8UuoDSN.jpg

                Cathomosexuals will eat it anyway

                My mother kept two (2) large litter boxes in the kitchen under the eating table.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cats smell good though, all sweet and spicy like cinnamon with the bigger cats like tigers it's the same scent but more pungent

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They smell like piss and shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about dogs

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must have filthy cats, clean cats smell good. Whenever they get groomed they all have that lovely cinnamon scent

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Na your just smellbroken by toxo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, I'm a groomer all my pets are used to being washed, I'm very familiar with the smell of clean fur tho it might also come from the shampoo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mine always smelled like coffee

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always find it interesting that all animals smell so differently, when I groomed huskies I could've sworn thier clean fur smelled like snow and pine, I might be delulu

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao what? I love cats but they do not smell like cinnamon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the strangest fiction redditors have come up with. Cats have been known for their cleanliness throughout history in every culture that had them. Dogs are notoriously smelly by the same merits. Apparently they feel it's not too late to "correct the record."

                To say nothing of the "pissing in a box? vile gross nasty! pissing on the floor? ok if its not a cat :)" thing. I guess when you believe in magic psychic parasites anything is possible.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Animals pissing in the house, either on the floor or in grimey crusty old plastic bins full of dirt, is disgusting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that metric so are humans for pissing in the toilet. I remember there was an old woman who grew up in the early 1900s with rural outhouses and was revolted at the thought anyone would use an indoor toilet and piss/shit inside their own house.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The metric would be more like having an outhouse inside your house which is obviously disgusting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A bathroom is essentially an indoor outhouse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really but i could see why a cat person would come to that conclusion

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The smell wafts throughout all the rooms whether it's a bathroom or litter box.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cats really are pets for poors

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dogs really are pets for poors
                They sure are

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you not have a flush toilet? Every time you shit, you flush once when the turd drops and flush once again after using the bidet or a moistened tissue (i’ve heard of bidets causing anal fissures via dehydration)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Past cultures" also believed animal sacrifice could appease evil spirits.

                Idiotic peasants of yestercentury hardly bathed themselves. They did not have vacuums. Animals came and went as they pleased. Animals were even more uncared for than their owners. In this situation, dogs get crusty, and cats LOOK clean because of their surface level spit wash.

                Do you really put stock in the hygiene related myths of some stupid homosexuals that thought sickness was an invisible cloud of miasma and took the theory of "humours" seriously? Need I remind you that these are the same people that eventually gave women the right to vote and freed the slaves without sending them back to africa? Now here I am. I know women should not be allowed to vote. And I know that cats are not clean animals. Like any animal, YOU have to be the one to clean them.

                No cat is ever clean. It's the same as if you wiped your dog down with a rat rag. There is dirt deeper in their fur. If they actually bathed they would be practically immune to fleas.

                By that metric so are humans for pissing in the toilet. I remember there was an old woman who grew up in the early 1900s with rural outhouses and was revolted at the thought anyone would use an indoor toilet and piss/shit inside their own house.

                If humans reached into the toilet to splash water around, touched everything, and then hours later LICKED their hands, it would be disgusting. "Oh but I didn't touch the turd". This is what cats do.

                Your cat needs to be trained to shit in a squat toilet that automatically flushes or something. Or you can just leave them in a secure outdoor enclosure like a "pet" fox. Or, I guess
                Consider housing yourself with the equivalent of a person who reaches into the toilet to splash the clean looking water around to tidy up the bowl, touches everything, and then licks their hands off. Then, they stroke their head with their spitty hands and say "just washed muh hair im good n clean".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>No cat is ever clean. It's the same as if you wiped your dog down with a rat rag. There is dirt deeper in their fur
                You're right about that. Owners also often wonder why they still stink. This is exactly why my line of work is booming

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your cat needs to be trained to shit in a squat toilet
                Working on it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at him attempting to cover it...such a smart lad

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dog people say this then have so much fur in their house you can't tell what colour their carpet is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk every dog owners home i go into is clean and the dogs smell good must be the kind of person you attract

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same. Dogs are clean pets for clean people. If you showed a dog owner “the litterbox room” they’d ask why you never sweep and start talking about mats to catch the litter.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dogs are clean pets for clean people
                Smelly doghomosexual delusions

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only think this because your house is also in such a state.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >different level of filth
              Catgays and their wienerroaches with fur are the literal embodiment of filth.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I have those same scoopers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the litter scatter on every visible surface
                i get this is an extreme example, but i really dont understand how they live like this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >extreme example
                Even when I had just one the litter kernals blanketed the bathroom floor and had to be swept each morning before a shower so they didn't fuse onto the tile. Cats have no concept of washing their hands so they exit the box and flick their back legs and it flies everywhere, and what's stuck to the front ones tracks all over the house.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Farmers don't keep their livestock in their home and they presumably take a shower to wash the manure off before using the kitchen.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              One of my exes was from a farming family. Their home was beautiful but filthy. Their cat was a barn cat and never came indoors and their house always stank of horse shit and damp.
              Anyone with any medium to large animal (parrots and above) has a disgusting home. Cat or no cat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                always depends on the people. i grew up with 4 horses and at least 3 dogs and our house was always immaculate. that's because my mother is a neurotic clean freak and the dogs never came into the house proper but had their own small room with a heated floor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares about rich kids, go frick yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                we were not rich lmao, we just lived in a rural town in a rural part of the state. flattered you think so though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Horses are the ultimate luxury pet, everyone thinks you're rich if you own them

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why so rude and mean?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I grew up with dogs on beds couches and everywhere but mudholes. Clean home no fleas no ticks. The trick? Dont raise your dog like a farm boy. Teach them early to stay the frick out of mud and standing water. No harsh treatment needed, just a no and move them away. Mine won’t even walk near her own shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like cats but I dated a chick who kept its litter box in the fricking kitchen. Like you'd smell it while cooking dinner and the floor was always crunchy with dirty litter. Gross.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cat takes a fresh moist shit
        >doesn't fully cover it up
        >jumps on the dining room table
        >leaves litter crunchies all over the surface
        >flops down on your pizza

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a lot of women like the smell of faeces. I'm not sure why.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might have something to do with raising kids, changing diapers, etc. It appeals to their motherly instincts.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orange cat behavior, reminds me of my ginger cat who used to eat the meat out of all my sandwiches

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