Cats are creepy and weird and I can't understand why people think they are cute.

Cats are creepy and weird and I can't understand why people think they are cute.

Surely I can't be the only one who finds them weird and creepy?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get how they could be creepy for some people:
    - Predator eyes
    - Unable to read their body language, "They could attack you at any time with super human speed".
    - Claws and fangs
    - Silent
    - Patient observers, "What are they thinking?"
    - They can get to places you wouldn't expect
    - Hissing and screaming
    - Classic videos like these:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The end of the first video is so funny. WHat a cute kot. But I think it was just in pain from the wire, should have released the wire someho and helped the kot!!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a video about it some time ago, but I can't find it now. Some reasons:

    - Weird point in-between being different and alike us. Not too human-like (monkey) or too different (horse).
    - Short muzzle, flat(ish) face
    - Big front facing eyes
    - Not drooling
    - Homogeneous hair cover, without imperfections or things like fat balls or other "ugly" features
    - Face proportions we can relate to

    I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff, but that's what I have for now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So basically cats are for furgays

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a superstitious mexican woman? or just matching that level of IQ?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hello OP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HeLLo, ScHiZo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >schiz manages to bake a meltdown into two words
        impressive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >schiz manages to bake a meltdown into two words
      impressive

      Cringe schizo.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I met a very nice street kitty tonight. She was so sweet, all black, very very affectionate which you don't often see in strays. Wish I had a place that allowed pets rn, I would have her taken her home in a heartbeat. I love cats so much, when they choose to love you it's so much more magical than moronic dogs who just love everyone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah im sure that cat and you had a special magical bond and it wont just go rub its butthole on the next butthole that walks by hoping for a scrap of food

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seething doggay

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I agree
    They sort of remind me of a bloated putrefied body and they walk like if you poked them with a stick in the right spot theyd explode putrid diarrhea everywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you poked them with a stick in the right spot theyd explode putrid diarrhea everywhere
      i think that's a (You) problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they remind me of...
        bot tier npc reply but ok

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Seething lmao
          It's just a weird thing for your mind to jump to t b h

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hardly seething lmao
            Just remarking on the lack of originality in everything you say

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you're right anon. we should all strive to make original and creative comments like "bot tier npc reply"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                At least try to make sense contextually
                Thanks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                based ESL reading comprehension

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That happened whsn I was with ye mum one time, but instead of a stick it was my wiener. What a thrilling evening that was.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is the schizophrenic homosexual trying to force this autistic consolewar tier threads already back

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Creepy is personal opinion.
    Weird is objectively wrong.
    They are an extremely common form.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    theyre demonic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't like thing
      >it must be demonic!
      back to >>>/x/

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're cute.
    Maybe it's the snake eyes you don't like

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