Cats are creepy and weird and I can't understand why people think they are cute.

Cats are creepy and weird and I can't understand why people think they are cute.

Surely I can't be the only one who finds them weird and creepy?

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get how they could be creepy for some people:
    - Predator eyes
    - Unable to read their body language, "They could attack you at any time with super human speed".
    - Claws and fangs
    - Silent
    - Patient observers, "What are they thinking?"
    - They can get to places you wouldn't expect
    - Hissing and screaming
    - Classic videos like these:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The end of the first video is so funny. WHat a cute kot. But I think it was just in pain from the wire, should have released the wire someho and helped the kot!!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a video about it some time ago, but I can't find it now. Some reasons:

    - Weird point in-between being different and alike us. Not too human-like (monkey) or too different (horse).
    - Short muzzle, flat(ish) face
    - Big front facing eyes
    - Not drooling
    - Homogeneous hair cover, without imperfections or things like fat balls or other "ugly" features
    - Face proportions we can relate to

    I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff, but that's what I have for now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So basically cats are for furfags

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a superstitious mexican woman? or just matching that level of IQ?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hello OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HeLLo, ScHiZo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schiz manages to bake a meltdown into two words
        impressive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schiz manages to bake a meltdown into two words
      impressive

      Cringe schizo.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met a very nice street kitty tonight. She was so sweet, all black, very very affectionate which you don't often see in strays. Wish I had a place that allowed pets rn, I would have her taken her home in a heartbeat. I love cats so much, when they choose to love you it's so much more magical than retarded dogs who just love everyone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah im sure that cat and you had a special magical bond and it wont just go rub its asshole on the next asshole that walks by hoping for a scrap of food

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething dogfag

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree
    They sort of remind me of a bloated putrefied body and they walk like if you poked them with a stick in the right spot theyd explode putrid diarrhea everywhere

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you poked them with a stick in the right spot theyd explode putrid diarrhea everywhere
      i think that's a (You) problem

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they remind me of...
        bot tier npc reply but ok

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething lmao
          It's just a weird thing for your mind to jump to t b h

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hardly seething lmao
            Just remarking on the lack of originality in everything you say

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're right anon. we should all strive to make original and creative comments like "bot tier npc reply"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least try to make sense contextually
                Thanks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                based ESL reading comprehension

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That happened whsn I was with ye mum one time, but instead of a stick it was my cock. What a thrilling evening that was.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the schizophrenic homosexual trying to force this autistic consolewar tier threads already back

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creepy is personal opinion.
    Weird is objectively wrong.
    They are an extremely common form.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre demonic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't like thing
      >it must be demonic!
      back to >>>/x/

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're cute.
    Maybe it's the snake eyes you don't like

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