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Any tips of how I can befriend this stray ginger cat that has been wandering in my house for days now?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Turns out that the two cats have an owner.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are there unfamiliar cats in your house? Do you leave all your doors and windows open?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had two different cats come into my apartment before, they both came through my patio door. One was my neighbors fat-ass cat raiding the food dish, the other was a young stray tom that was some sort of ragdoll. The latter was friendly, playful and super handsome, I wish I'd have been able to find him before I moved.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, update on the cat. So the original one is gone. One of its friends who came back to my house and now is in my doorway. What should I do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      inspect the cat hymen

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update on the cat. It's now gone. I went to vacation for two days, and now it's gone. I don't know where it went, and I don't know what happened to it. What should I do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      … Do you want it back? Set out some food for it or something I guess

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not know this cat but it somehow got on the 3rd floor of my apartment and it's been trying to get inside. I don't know it manager to get inbetween the 2nd and 3rd floor since the door on the 2nd floor was closed

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ginger cats are always super easy to befriend. You literally just have to feed them like once and they'll let you give them tummy rubs.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre being deceived by your own eyes. this is a pest, not a pet, and should be treated as such

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, update. There's this other cat that appears to be the friend with the cat that I'm trying to tame. It's now becoming my friend too because it started meowing at me and following me. What should I do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      topkek oh soon you'll have more than 2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean by that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep kot friends together 🙂

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does he get into your house? And why does your floor look like you live in a warehouse?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cat have been actually wandering in my garage Anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is wrong with toxobrains? they see a stray cat nuisance and their first instinct is to just let it stay and lord over the place

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update on the cat. It appeared it brought some of its friends. Pic related.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to befriend a cat
    >no baby speak, smiling, whistling, or stuff that works on dogs
    >russian squat or sit on the floor
    >Look at it and slow blink, then look away
    >put out a hand for it to smell/ get comfortable with
    >send some looks at it with slow blinks every once in a while
    >tap your thigh (come over here signal)
    >If it comes closer for head pats, do not make a grabbing motion, do not go straight for the top of the head, you want to rub the side of the head, they will apply force, apply a little back
    >pat along its back and slap its ass (I am not sure how to describe it well, but they like their lower back patted with force)
    >spend a few minutes doing that, it takes it time to be more relaxed around you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, Anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >befriending cat homosexual
      >toxo dance complete with synchronized blinking and “ass smacking”

      >befriending dog
      >is that bacon bro? Cool, where we going?

      Cats and their enablers are actually moronic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to stop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I befriend dogs with chocolate

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dogs dont kill birds and other small animals en masse

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they kill children instead.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              6% of dogs kill 3 times more people than all other dogs combined and even those are less dangerous than a lightning strike. those are THE ones that attack no matter how well you treat them. other common dogs will never hurt anyone unless saddled with a trainer who thinks more pain = more gain.

              toxoplasmosis primarily kills infants, and kills 20 times more people per year than said 6% of dogs (pitbulls). it is caused entirely by outdoor cats. without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what you're saying is, if you have a normal dog, you're fine?
                If you have an indoor cat, you're fine?
                So what's with all the moronic console wars then?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Outdoor cat people and shitbull owners are the target of infinite well deserved hate and mockery. morons get confused and think it applies to cats/dogs in general.

                But we still have shitbull owners bragging about siccing their off leash mutts on other peoples pets and outdoor cat gays hoarding animals, getting worms, and spreading the good oocyst of our lord and savior toxochadmosis, so it might not be that productive to be mad at them on the internet.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.

                interesting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dog person: lol cats r gay
          >cat person: *angry violent hateful essay with lots of death threats*
          and toxobrains wonder why we don't like them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >constant b***hing about "le toxo disease" like a fricking reddit science fan whenever a cat is mentioned
            >look how chill we are lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            right? lulz

            >constant b***hing about "le toxo disease" like a fricking reddit science fan whenever a cat is mentioned
            >look how chill we are lol

            >butthurt

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the opposite is just as true let’s not be biased

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cat
        >is quiet and relaxed
        >dog
        >is a spastic, loud homosexual
        literally the only reason I need to prefer cats. frick barking dogs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs are a great sperg filter. Easy way to make sure none of your friends play magic, dnd, or VNs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Easy way to make sure none of your friends play magic, dnd, or VNs
            how? are you saying people that play those hate dogs?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its true. Midwit nerds hate dogs. They’re the ones who define “cat person” (hates dogs, borderline worships cats, identifies dogs with athletic social attractive people, identifies cats with themselves, believes they are very smart)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I've been feeding the cat some chicken for quite a while now, and it started following me around. Is this a good sign?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's beginning to understand that you're a food source

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get him to look into your eyes
    2. slowly blink
    3. in time get him to respond by slowly blinking thiers

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks clean

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ginger (read as Black person) cat
    Oof!

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