I had two different cats come into my apartment before, they both came through my patio door. One was my neighbors fat-ass cat raiding the food dish, the other was a young stray tom that was some sort of ragdoll. The latter was friendly, playful and super handsome, I wish I'd have been able to find him before I moved.
Update on the cat. It's now gone. I went to vacation for two days, and now it's gone. I don't know where it went, and I don't know what happened to it. What should I do?
I do not know this cat but it somehow got on the 3rd floor of my apartment and it's been trying to get inside. I don't know it manager to get inbetween the 2nd and 3rd floor since the door on the 2nd floor was closed
OP here, update. There's this other cat that appears to be the friend with the cat that I'm trying to tame. It's now becoming my friend too because it started meowing at me and following me. What should I do?
How to befriend a cat >no baby speak, smiling, whistling, or stuff that works on dogs >russian squat or sit on the floor >Look at it and slow blink, then look away >put out a hand for it to smell/ get comfortable with >send some looks at it with slow blinks every once in a while >tap your thigh (come over here signal) >If it comes closer for head pats, do not make a grabbing motion, do not go straight for the top of the head, you want to rub the side of the head, they will apply force, apply a little back >pat along its back and slap its ass (I am not sure how to describe it well, but they like their lower back patted with force) >spend a few minutes doing that, it takes it time to be more relaxed around you.
6% of dogs kill 3 times more people than all other dogs combined and even those are less dangerous than a lightning strike. those are THE ones that attack no matter how well you treat them. other common dogs will never hurt anyone unless saddled with a trainer who thinks more pain = more gain.
toxoplasmosis primarily kills infants, and kills 20 times more people per year than said 6% of dogs (pitbulls). it is caused entirely by outdoor cats. without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So what you're saying is, if you have a normal dog, you're fine?
If you have an indoor cat, you're fine?
So what's with all the moronic console wars then?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Outdoor cat people and shitbull owners are the target of infinite well deserved hate and mockery. morons get confused and think it applies to cats/dogs in general.
But we still have shitbull owners bragging about siccing their off leash mutts on other peoples pets and outdoor cat gays hoarding animals, getting worms, and spreading the good oocyst of our lord and savior toxochadmosis, so it might not be that productive to be mad at them on the internet.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.
Its true. Midwit nerds hate dogs. They’re the ones who define “cat person” (hates dogs, borderline worships cats, identifies dogs with athletic social attractive people, identifies cats with themselves, believes they are very smart)
OP here. Turns out that the two cats have an owner.
How the frick are there unfamiliar cats in your house? Do you leave all your doors and windows open?
I had two different cats come into my apartment before, they both came through my patio door. One was my neighbors fat-ass cat raiding the food dish, the other was a young stray tom that was some sort of ragdoll. The latter was friendly, playful and super handsome, I wish I'd have been able to find him before I moved.
OP here, update on the cat. So the original one is gone. One of its friends who came back to my house and now is in my doorway. What should I do?
inspect the cat hymen
Update on the cat. It's now gone. I went to vacation for two days, and now it's gone. I don't know where it went, and I don't know what happened to it. What should I do?
… Do you want it back? Set out some food for it or something I guess
I do not know this cat but it somehow got on the 3rd floor of my apartment and it's been trying to get inside. I don't know it manager to get inbetween the 2nd and 3rd floor since the door on the 2nd floor was closed
Ginger cats are always super easy to befriend. You literally just have to feed them like once and they'll let you give them tummy rubs.
youre being deceived by your own eyes. this is a pest, not a pet, and should be treated as such
OP here, update. There's this other cat that appears to be the friend with the cat that I'm trying to tame. It's now becoming my friend too because it started meowing at me and following me. What should I do?
topkek oh soon you'll have more than 2
What do you mean by that?
keep kot friends together 🙂
How does he get into your house? And why does your floor look like you live in a warehouse?
The cat have been actually wandering in my garage Anon.
what the frick is wrong with toxobrains? they see a stray cat nuisance and their first instinct is to just let it stay and lord over the place
Update on the cat. It appeared it brought some of its friends. Pic related.
How to befriend a cat
>no baby speak, smiling, whistling, or stuff that works on dogs
>russian squat or sit on the floor
>Look at it and slow blink, then look away
>put out a hand for it to smell/ get comfortable with
>send some looks at it with slow blinks every once in a while
>tap your thigh (come over here signal)
>If it comes closer for head pats, do not make a grabbing motion, do not go straight for the top of the head, you want to rub the side of the head, they will apply force, apply a little back
>pat along its back and slap its ass (I am not sure how to describe it well, but they like their lower back patted with force)
>spend a few minutes doing that, it takes it time to be more relaxed around you.
Thanks, Anon.
>befriending cat homosexual
>toxo dance complete with synchronized blinking and “ass smacking”
>befriending dog
>is that bacon bro? Cool, where we going?
Cats and their enablers are actually moronic.
You need to stop
I befriend dogs with chocolate
dogs dont kill birds and other small animals en masse
No, they kill children instead.
6% of dogs kill 3 times more people than all other dogs combined and even those are less dangerous than a lightning strike. those are THE ones that attack no matter how well you treat them. other common dogs will never hurt anyone unless saddled with a trainer who thinks more pain = more gain.
toxoplasmosis primarily kills infants, and kills 20 times more people per year than said 6% of dogs (pitbulls). it is caused entirely by outdoor cats. without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.
So what you're saying is, if you have a normal dog, you're fine?
If you have an indoor cat, you're fine?
So what's with all the moronic console wars then?
Outdoor cat people and shitbull owners are the target of infinite well deserved hate and mockery. morons get confused and think it applies to cats/dogs in general.
But we still have shitbull owners bragging about siccing their off leash mutts on other peoples pets and outdoor cat gays hoarding animals, getting worms, and spreading the good oocyst of our lord and savior toxochadmosis, so it might not be that productive to be mad at them on the internet.
>without outdoor cats, the hosts it can reproduce in are so rare it would almost never infect humans.
interesting
>dog person: lol cats r gay
>cat person: *angry violent hateful essay with lots of death threats*
and toxobrains wonder why we don't like them
>constant b***hing about "le toxo disease" like a fricking reddit science fan whenever a cat is mentioned
>look how chill we are lol
right? lulz
>butthurt
the opposite is just as true let’s not be biased
>cat
>is quiet and relaxed
>dog
>is a spastic, loud homosexual
literally the only reason I need to prefer cats. frick barking dogs.
Dogs are a great sperg filter. Easy way to make sure none of your friends play magic, dnd, or VNs.
>Easy way to make sure none of your friends play magic, dnd, or VNs
how? are you saying people that play those hate dogs?
Its true. Midwit nerds hate dogs. They’re the ones who define “cat person” (hates dogs, borderline worships cats, identifies dogs with athletic social attractive people, identifies cats with themselves, believes they are very smart)
OP here, I've been feeding the cat some chicken for quite a while now, and it started following me around. Is this a good sign?
Yes, it's beginning to understand that you're a food source
get him to look into your eyes
2. slowly blink
3. in time get him to respond by slowly blinking thiers
he looks clean
>ginger (read as Black person) cat
Oof!