>cat just brought a bird straight into my bedroom. >didn't even have the decency to kill it first

>cat just brought a bird straight into my bedroom
>didn't even have the decency to kill it first

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My car brought a lizard inside and proceeded to watch it thrash about and bleed to death.

    Second time he tried that shit I stopped him, and he just stood there at the door with the thing in his mouth for 10 minutes.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't even have the decency to kill it first
    his opinion of you is somewhat not so low so it figured you could have some fun playing

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A true hermit of nature introduced you to his forest friend to make your concrete 4 by 4 sleep cells a better place.
    >Uh le murder this flying pest in the most brutal way at least bearing your own teeth into its flesh until his last twtitch passes with his life in front of my eyes because I have le allergy uh le anxiety and leg uh lactose intolerant what a nasty creature anyways.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol just keep your cats inside and play with them you weirdos

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me once. It was in shock so I covered it. After an hour it did a little flight and pooped. Kept it in a cage for the night with water. Let it come out on its own the next day.

    I've also been gifted several mice, lizards, and a rat. The rat was super dead, I checked. I think they just found it, no way my cat caught that thing.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clean it up, jannie
    based
    I'll ease up on the toxoposting for the rest of the week

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's trying to teach you to hunt, so of course he brought the thing alive. Did you catch it?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toss it out, under no circumstances should a bird be let into the house

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in bumfrick nowhere
    >find malnourished cat wandering my property one morning
    >have some spare bacon from breakfast
    >get his attention before leaving the bacon on front porch
    >see he's still chilling there on my porch
    >start buying cat food and feeding him every morning and evening before and after work
    >fricker starts bringing me leaves, spare twine, cans, and other miscellaneous bits of junk
    Figured he was just moronic and didn't know how to hunt. Eventually got a friend who adopted him since I never had the time to properly take care of him. moron bro still gets excited whenever I go to said friends place.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricker starts bringing me leaves, spare twine, cans, and other miscellaneous bits of junk
      Kek I didn't know cats would do that

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you have the decency to say thank you?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's trying to teach you hunting skills. You need to catch another bird/mouse/shrew and give it to her to show that you are a man.

    t. cat enthusiast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just assume my cat's gender?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cats being nigs
    10/10 would put in chinese blender

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I dislike cats the most. They frick up birds just for their enjoyment, not for food purposes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hate all people and other animals that hunt for sport or just cats because it's a meme?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hate all people and other animals that hunt for sport or
          Why wouldn't you?

          I hate all life

          Dumb comparison but yes actually

          Just people and animals that hurt songbirds. If the cats were killing homosexual quail or deer or something they'd be welcome to.

          But songbirds are blessed, they eat all the bugs and make nice noises.

          I hate cats because they're invasive and destroy gardens
          Frickers mess up my dad's lettuce and herbs that would feed me

          Fair enough

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hate all people and other animals that hunt for sport or
        Why wouldn't you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate all life

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you’re not getting away with posting this
          >ironically
          we know you’re this edgy and need a validating offended response

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filthy life. Die.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb comparison but yes actually

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just people and animals that hurt songbirds. If the cats were killing homosexual quail or deer or something they'd be welcome to.

        But songbirds are blessed, they eat all the bugs and make nice noises.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate cats because they're invasive and destroy gardens
        Frickers mess up my dad's lettuce and herbs that would feed me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frickers mess up my dad's lettuce and herbs
          based kittens

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think cats are bad? Squirrels and bunnies can make your day ten times worse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to start owning/growing plants and my little shit head cat destroyed them. She killed 4 cactuses and multiple other plants. She even tries to get my aquarium plants. I've given up and cat grass is all I grow/own now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only hunting I do is hunting for homosexuals
        I go look for them at gay bars, I drag them outside, break their asses, make the apologize to me for being born

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feral dogs form packs and become an animal version of motorcycle gangs. At least cats tend to cause their trouble alone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us don’t live in third world countries. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stray dog in my country before

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This dude probably lives in Brazil but never goes outside

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They frick up birds just for their enjoyment,
      No, its for sport, or in this case, possibly to feed OP or get him to kill the birdie to teach him hunting, or possibly again because it figured out to catch it but isn't sure what to do next and OP is its parent figure.
      In any case, enjoyment may be part of the process, but it serves a purpose. Even if that purpose is just making sure that cat is in good condition to kill when it does get hungry.
      And finally, overhunting makes sense because easy prey will also attract the predators that can frick up cats.
      If a cat brings you a prey its your bro forever, you thank that cat, and punch in the throat anyone who suggests otherwise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro, my cat killing significantly more intelligent and beneficial animals is based because... cat
        The little homosexuals happily co-exist with all sorts of rodents except the slow breeding ones that barely hurt anyone to begin with like dormice.

        All they do is kill the birds who kill the bugs and distribute the seeds so new plants can grow. And of course, they're african immigrants.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my cat killing significantly more intelligent
          The intelligent bird species (crows, owls, etc) should be safe from domestic cats. In general, intelligence is a mammalian trait, and the few outliers (dolphins, orcas, foxes, etc) aren't really at odds of getting clocked out by a cat.

          >beneficial animals
          Aesthetic appreciation is beneficial to a well-developed human being. Cats are cute, therefore they are useful. So are birds, by the way. So is a cat hunting a bird. Also the cat slaughtering the bird. Also the bird getting away from the cat.
          Its all beautiful, and useful.
          You are the only ugly thing for not realizing it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >intelligence is a mammalian trait
            >nd the few outliers (dolphins, orcas, foxes, etc)
            Lol I guess I need more coffee this morning.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't worry I glazed over it too

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought "just great, another troll".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon a pigeon is as smart as a dog
            Which is twice as smart as a cat, at the bare minimum of canine intelligence
            And 2/3 as smart as a wolf, if not 1/2

            Most songbirds are at least as smart as a pigeon. The cat is just stealthier than their senses can detect.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Anon a pigeon is as smart as a dog
              and cats eating pigeons is a problem which solves itself. Cats only eat pigeons when starving, because they make them sick, and they won't take the habit of doing so repeatedly because of their weird secondary "nose" in their mouth. They will hunt them at times, yes, but its for training, and will usually lose the habit as they grow older.
              Its sad that very localized bird species get fricked by the introduction of foreign species, but on the other hand, when we are talking about ultra-localized species that already had only a few tens of thousands of individuals before we even settled in (Grenada dove, Mindoro Bleeding Heart), we are talking about something that was waiting to happen anyways. All it would have taken is a couple of cat drifting on an fallen tree trunk and landing on the beach and the same shit would have happened naturally.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >twice as smart
              You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
              >inb4 muh chihuahua neuron count

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, chihuahuas are twice as smart as cats.

                Cope and seethe as much as you want catcel this is objectively true. Cats are basically lizards compared to large dogs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cats are basically lizards compared to large dogs.
                > Watch ukraine war vids daily on /k/
                > Dogs all become sick and disgusting the longer the war goes, some go obese over eating dead vatniks, completely useless without humans.
                > Cats keep on trucking like nothing is going on. If it wasn't for the occasional soldier torturing one for sick kicks they'd be none the wiser.
                The real root of the problem is, as always, that we haven't had a good war on the North American continent in ages.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Watch ukraine war vids daily on /k/
                >"super smart" humans all dirty, injured, fat, no idea what to do
                >lizards keep on trucking like nothing is going on
                you just now realized more complex minds are more prone to doing the wrong thing!
                and did you know that the more intelligent a human is, the more prone they are to mental illness and sexual deviance? well, did you? well, it's true. it's true across the entire animal kingdom. dolphins will rape dead fish, sharks will not. that is unironically because dolphins are smarter than sharks. dolphins in captivity have committed suicide. sharks don't.
                simpler minds just follow the instincts they have evolved under darwins laws with very few exceptions

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cats and dogs confirmed to be dumber than THE CHAD wienerROACH

                >incel dog: oh boo hoo my feelings are hurt and my routine is broken how about I just dont fricking eat why bother? i cant find my family and i dont want to form a pack with other dogs because i dont okay i miss my real pack. no i wont enter that kitchen to scavenge because my parents always told me good dogs don't go into kitchens, ok?
                >virgin cat: oh no my water has changed, time to stop drinking for a week, there goes 4 years of my lifespan. is this food different but better for me? no thanks! is this food the same but really bad for me? yes please!
                >CHADroach: eat. drink. have sex. simple as.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cuckroach: too dumb to have sex without just the right roach, genetic dead end without ideal circumstances
                >SLUGMA MALE: smart enough to reproduce with any living member of its species including itself
                >cuckroach: is tasty, humans can eat them without dying
                >SLUGMA MALE: if you eat him he will get revenge from beyond the grave by ruining your body with multiple terrible parasites
                Insects more like incels lmfao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cuckroach: is tasty
                I'll put a bullet in your dome if you keep this up, Klaus

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, chihuahuas are twice as smart as cats.
                what is the unit of measure of smartness and how do you measure it? are you the well-known moron of these parts who thinks number of neurons is in linear relation to intelligence?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is proportional to body size and weighted by where the neurons are

                wolves/dogs period have more developed regions associated with cognition and communication than any feline and more neurons in the cortex proportional to their bodies. only a feliFORM, the hyena, is as smart or smarter than wolves, dogs, and raccoons.

                even lions are surprisingly dumb

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is proportional to body size
                whales über alles
                >and weighted by where the neurons are
                this part of the sentence carries no meaning.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The little homosexuals happily co-exist with all sorts of rodents except the slow breeding ones that barely hurt anyone to begin with like dormice.
          Idk what you mean my cat kills 50% house mice/voles, 25% frogs and 25% house finches and occasional woodpeckers

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not enough of the pests to matter but enough of the woodpeckers to hurt

            if there are mice in your house for your cat to kill you have hygiene issues

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not enough of the pests to matter but enough of the woodpeckers to hurt
              Cats are one of the most successful predatory specie on Earth because they combine having a very large range of potential food source along with a reproduction rate usually found in prey species.
              Cats feed on the same insects that many birds do. Cats habitually eat spiders, flies, lizards, etc.
              Some cats are lazy as frick and have never killed a single living being bigger than an insect. Some hunts everything that moves and they can kill. Most are somewhere in the middle. Anyone who ever owned a cat and isn't a complete autist knows this. This moronic meme you are trying to perpetuate about cats simultaneously being horrible hunters and genocidal murder machines but only for the bad species is so easy to debunk a child could do it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cats are successful
                But not at their job
                >Cats feed on the same insects
                But not at the same volumes
                >Cats eat lizards, spiders
                So the helpful ones
                >Cats are horrible hunters and genocidal
                Literally nobody said this, lady. Cats are horrible at hunting rats, but very good at hunting birds and lizards, and can hunt mice but prefer easier prey and do not hunt them prolifically enough to get rid of them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So the helpful ones
                ah, yes, lets disregard that spiders are some of the most venomous insects in many places and on record directly lead to the humans death every year than domestic cats have ever been documented.
                Lets also disregard the fact that cats are insanely autistic about killing snakes and that was a primary concern for humans for a long time too.
                >Cats are horrible at hunting rats
                No, they can still hunt rats.

                >and can hunt mice but prefer easier prey and do not hunt them prolifically enough to get rid of them.
                So? Better to hunt some than all of them. Do you want them to genocide other species or no? Get yourself straight you stupid moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spiders are some of the most venomous insects
                catgay iq
                >better some than all
                you replace some mice with a lot of cat turds and also lose beneficial birds.

                superior solution: hygiene.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But not at their job
                their job is to induce us to feed them in exchange for looking contented afterwards.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        based cat enjoyer

        cats are God's chosen animal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs are literally Gods. As are birds (or snakes, depending on which tripping caveman you asked). Major ones, that prop up the night sky and guide you through the afterlife.

          Cats are just some fertility idol or a good luck talisman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cats are successful
            But not at their job
            >Cats feed on the same insects
            But not at the same volumes
            >Cats eat lizards, spiders
            So the helpful ones
            >Cats are horrible hunters and genocidal
            Literally nobody said this, lady. Cats are horrible at hunting rats, but very good at hunting birds and lizards, and can hunt mice but prefer easier prey and do not hunt them prolifically enough to get rid of them.

            Ask me how I know you are Asian.

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