Can snakes be kept alongside cannabis inside a greenhouse? kinda like a very cheap guard dog

Can snakes be kept alongside cannabis inside a greenhouse? kinda like a very cheap guard dog

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Make us moron. Maybe you should hit some prescribed pills yourself to get over your addiction. But you wont because weed is the ultimate filter for homosexuals like you.

    Seethe more.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only solution is to get a very aggressive cobra who will hood up (get a spitter for that range) and scare off any human sniffing around. No one is gonna see a cobra and want to frick with that and they are lightning fast, no antivenon means ded guy and you can plant the body to fertilize ur weed

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rent free huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who tf else is going to break in and rob a greenhouse? weed is already everywhere

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes are probably the worst possible fighters of any predator. They have exactly one weapon and it's literally also the weakest most vulnerable part of their body.
    This is another one of those "if it worked people would already do it." Guard dogs are guards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like a lot of other predators fall into this category. Seals, dogs, crocodiles, sharks, etc. aren’t threatening if they can’t bite you. I’d argue that a large constricting snake with a muzzle is more dangerous than a muzzled large dog. But I do agree that a guard snake is a shitty idea.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A snake would make for the shittiest guard dog ever

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will need to be kept very warm and that temperature will need to be properly regulated. Humidity will need to be regulated as well. If there is any kind of crack or gap in any wall your snake will escape. And it will be completely useless as a guard animal unless whoever is breaking in has an absolute pants shitting 6 year old girl tier phobia of snakes, since no snake will actively pursue someone to attack them, and any aggressive snake will be a really shitty pet. And it will probably snap your fragile little marijuana stems and harm your plants.

    So basically no. You'd honestly be better off having a particularly rude and aggressive cat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And it will be completely useless as a guard animal unless whoever is breaking in has an absolute pants shitting 6 year old girl tier phobia of snakes
      OP here, every thing you said it's true but i have to disagree on this. Everybody who doesn't know jackshit about snakes is afraid of them and they usually brag alot about their size

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the other hand, everybody who doesn't know jack shit about snakes knows even less about monitor lizards and will think you have a fricking komodo dragon in your weed shed if you opt for that.
        would definitely trample all your weeds though

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reticulated python in your image would probably be a poor choice as they don't eat very frequently and unless you get a super dwarf relic it'll become far too large to live in a normal greenhouse, and too large to actively hunt rats. It might be a good option as a deterrent to thieves assuming you have a massive grow of reefer, but it probably won't be aggressive enough to actually attack them, unless they try to sleep in the greenhouse. Then it might attempt to eat an intruder or yourself.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would eat some of the rats, but most big snakes only eat like once a month. If you get a bci boa that might an alright option as they're fairly hardy and will eat as much as they can. The only problem with a bci is they grow quickly and when it's fully grown it might kill the reefer plants climbing on them. Assuming you can keep the temperature and humidity up a boa might be a good guard against rodents eating your reefer.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is clear you smoke the very product you produced. Who would have known that cannabis reduce IQ points?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are pot smokers anon. Do you really think they are going to come up with a sound solution? Besides bulldogs are the norm for factories/trap houses where I am based.

      Yeah let’s go with the boomer mentality “he’s a dumb pot smoker!!” Instead of the much more serious Wauf mentality if “anons trolling”
      You must have been fun in the tarantula skull thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. offended druggie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suck that fed wiener harder, bootlicker. You’ll get your treat any day. You just need to incarcerate and radicalize africans for 2 more weeks.

          Cannabis prohibition is rooted entirely in racism and casual use is less damaging than alcohol which is propagandized as something you must consume to be “adult”. Odd. Fight your countrymen, consoom the soma.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are a drug addict weirdo leftoid attempting to justify your addictions. I don’t consume drugs period. Stop projecting your vices and shortcomings as a person onto others.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being low enough to settle for pot. Nta but I am [...] and you don't have to be a boomer or glowie to look down on someone like you or others of your ilk.

              I don’t smoke I’m just not a pretentious butthole elitist who thinks controlling what other people do in a supposed society of freedom and rights is a moral or intelligent thing to do. People like you are the reason it gets harder and harder to exist in our shitty society that’s destroying endless nature and poisoning us incessantly. You’re worse than a boot licker, a useful idiot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up junkie no more gay rambling out of you before I give you your sedatives

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t smoke I’m just not a pretentious butthole elitist
                Imagine having no skin in the game and getting this upset over people taking the piss out of pot smokers. You are as pathetic as the people you are batting for.
                >People like you are the reason it gets harder and harder to exist in our shitty society
                No it is people like you who continue to allow anti-social and decadent behavior to flourish. Suck my wiener.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being low enough to settle for pot. Nta but I am

            They are pot smokers anon. Do you really think they are going to come up with a sound solution? Besides bulldogs are the norm for factories/trap houses where I am based.

            and you don't have to be a boomer or glowie to look down on someone like you or others of your ilk.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to get your snake high? Also I don’t know if I would call that cheap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't own any snake though i heard some use them to protect cannabis

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are pot smokers anon. Do you really think they are going to come up with a sound solution? Besides bulldogs are the norm for factories/trap houses where I am based.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only possible way I could envision snakes being used to protect cannabis would be distributing small venomous snakes throughout the crop, which would be far more dangerous to you than any intruders

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would the cannabis sedate them and render them safe?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            raw cannabis is ineffective, you gotta heat it up so the compunds become active and consume it in a proper way so your body absorbs them
            idk about other animals but should be similar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They probably meant encouraging local small species to prevent pests, you fricking idiot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >protect cannabis
        from what, exactly? Snakes don't guard. They might eat a rodent here and there but you have to understand snakes eat once a week if they're small and every 3-4 weeks if they are large like boas. For rodents you want a cat. Also snakes don't give a shit about humans unless the human is bothering them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cats dont do shit for rodent control

          You want terriers or hawks/owls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how snakes work, moron.

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