limpwrist sheltered city kid syndrome detected + ignorant of conservation. I bet you cry bloody murder when reserves sell lion permits to remove infertile patriarchs and fund armed guards
Elephants and rhino (although it's way closer than with the elephant) outside of those i genuinely don't see anything fricking with a hippo and not getting snapped in two
>Can't fight back against the largest and one of the most intelligent terrestrial animals on earth >Says its an anomaly >Loses so goes to eat other hippos guts as coping mechanism >Gets anthrax >Dies defeated
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my herd in the Stampede, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on hippos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in elephant warfare and I'm the top bull in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking trumpet. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of birds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my trunk. Not only am I extensively trained in trunk combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stampede and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
my ex wife is just as fat and probably meaner
enraged, battle to the death, probably a kodiac bear, rino, elephants, siberian tiger (with an ambush), orca
>siberian tiger (with an ambush)
You need to be 18 to post here
Carnivoraformus moment
The rhino is basically an armored hippo with horns
Im pretty sure hippos are way more aggressive and vicious
than rhinos are, rhinos just look more threatening
venomous animals can hippos have high defense but low special defense
Male sea elephant
a human
Rhino, easily.
Do walruses stand a chance?
Come into the deep waters of Carcossa, little man...
>Semi-aquatic animal that can't even swim
Just put him in the deep end of a pool
A mosquito carrying the right disease
Their skin is too thick.
Maybe the biggest Kodiak could.
That or some sea animals.
Me
Me with rifle
Tiny dick syndrome detected
limpwrist sheltered city kid syndrome detected + ignorant of conservation. I bet you cry bloody murder when reserves sell lion permits to remove infertile patriarchs and fund armed guards
My sides. If such joke causes that response I guess I hit a nerve.
Yeah, but I still won didn't I?
>he admits having a tiny dick
killer whale?
Elephants and rhino (although it's way closer than with the elephant) outside of those i genuinely don't see anything fricking with a hippo and not getting snapped in two
No chance against the mightiest of them all land animals.
>runs away
Hippo wins by forfeit, your picture is an anomaly
>Can't fight back against the largest and one of the most intelligent terrestrial animals on earth
>Says its an anomaly
>Loses so goes to eat other hippos guts as coping mechanism
>Gets anthrax
>Dies defeated
what was his problem
someone post that hippo trying to fight that rhino
hes a teenager
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my herd in the Stampede, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on hippos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in elephant warfare and I'm the top bull in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking trumpet. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of birds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my trunk. Not only am I extensively trained in trunk combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stampede and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
lol you can't post images huh
hiromoot ruined the website recently
The mighty hippo bows down to the humble tse tse fly