Can any animal beat it in a 1v1?

Can any animal beat it in a 1v1?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my ex wife is just as fat and probably meaner

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    enraged, battle to the death, probably a kodiac bear, rino, elephants, siberian tiger (with an ambush), orca

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >siberian tiger (with an ambush)
      You need to be 18 to post here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >siberian tiger (with an ambush)
      You need to be 18 to post here

      Carnivoraformus moment

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rhino is basically an armored hippo with horns

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rhino, easily.

      Im pretty sure hippos are way more aggressive and vicious
      than rhinos are, rhinos just look more threatening

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    venomous animals can hippos have high defense but low special defense

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male sea elephant

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a human

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhino, easily.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do walruses stand a chance?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come into the deep waters of Carcossa, little man...

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Semi-aquatic animal that can't even swim
    Just put him in the deep end of a pool

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mosquito carrying the right disease

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their skin is too thick.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the biggest Kodiak could.
    That or some sea animals.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me with rifle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiny dick syndrome detected

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        limpwrist sheltered city kid syndrome detected + ignorant of conservation. I bet you cry bloody murder when reserves sell lion permits to remove infertile patriarchs and fund armed guards

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My sides. If such joke causes that response I guess I hit a nerve.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but I still won didn't I?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he admits having a tiny dick

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    killer whale?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants and rhino (although it's way closer than with the elephant) outside of those i genuinely don't see anything fricking with a hippo and not getting snapped in two

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No chance against the mightiest of them all land animals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >runs away
      Hippo wins by forfeit, your picture is an anomaly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't fight back against the largest and one of the most intelligent terrestrial animals on earth
        >Says its an anomaly
        >Loses so goes to eat other hippos guts as coping mechanism
        >Gets anthrax
        >Dies defeated

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what was his problem

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            someone post that hippo trying to fight that rhino

            hes a teenager

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my herd in the Stampede, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on hippos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in elephant warfare and I'm the top bull in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking trumpet. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of birds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my trunk. Not only am I extensively trained in trunk combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stampede and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol you can't post images huh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hiromoot ruined the website recently

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mighty hippo bows down to the humble tse tse fly

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