can ameribros explain what this guy did exactly and why is this wrong? is it a crime against nature?

can ameribros explain what this guy did exactly and why is this wrong? is it a crime against nature? how do you even breed giant sheep using tissue and testicles? asking for a friend

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2024/03/13/wildlife-trafficking-giant-sheep-montana-texas/1eb87256-e175-11ee-95aa-7384336086f3_story.html

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason so-called environmentalists think that the best way to preserve a species is to prevent people from breeding more of that species. And if you don't believe me watch how many people get mad when I say it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a vague technicality meant to stop the chinese from masking trafficking as something more honorable, enforced by power hungry dickless larpers rather than the people who wanted the legislation.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally see no problem with anything he did.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a post about trophy hunters having micropenis
    >turns into a gun debate shitfest
    Is it too late to apologize?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick don't they just clone endangered animals? Just mix it up a bit so they don't get all incesty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the main goal of animal conservation institutions is not to protect the animals

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weirdest part is he was only caught after the video of him juggling goat testicles went viral

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    importation of semen and tissue like this has a high risk of bringing in foreign disease

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey there y'all, do ya happen to have a license fer that mighty peculiarly enormous sheep?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reading the headline i was really confused at first, imagining bubba using cum soaked tissue paper to get sheep pregnant.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He cloned sheep from asia to hunt in the US

    which might not be a problem if he had permission to bring asian sheep dna to the US and have it cloned and then released, but of course he didn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spbp
      nothing wrong with his method of cloning
      moron just tried to introduce an invasive species because they believe shooting a bigger animal will cure their micropenis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Immediately starts talking about penis

        no-guns literally can not go 1 nanosecond without thinking about wiener huh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I own guns you moron. It's because I like hunting that I know how bad invasive species frick over the environment. If you wanna go big game hunting and moose/bison ain't enough, go to Africa.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bad invasive species
            virgin natives can't compete with the chad conquerors

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And yet totally silent on farmed and released deer, also known as where CWD came from, or states using the horror of deer not being overpopulated to stage wolf culls to suck off the lazy ranchcucks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no-guns
          post yours please and thanks 🙂

          I own guns you moron. It's because I like hunting that I know how bad invasive species frick over the environment. If you wanna go big game hunting and moose/bison ain't enough, go to Africa.

          stop pretending to be me you moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Leave, go back to /k/ and never return, loser.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is a /k/ secondary board u homosexual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              uuuh, no? out and ck are the sister boards to here

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb oldgay board tan shit inspired by the boards people tended to favor then, crossover posts, and colabs. Wauf and /k/ were dating, then married, and when Wauf was created it became their daughter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no-guns
          No one is more critical of irresponsible gun owners than responsible gun owners are. Frick you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't read the article
          >loses his shit over the pivotal reason for the crime
          Every. Fricking. Time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay's law

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True and wiener exposed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like he hit the mark

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spbp
          nothing wrong with his method of cloning
          moron just tried to introduce an invasive species because they believe shooting a bigger animal will cure their micropenis

          The insecurity goes deeper. It's not about somebody's dick, it's an anxiety about threats and the security and protection from harm that cannot be satisfied by the state.

          A decent number of european countries - that allow private ownership - do not have a subsection of gun owners that posture about protecting themselves from The Threat because there is a confidence in the state's ability to save them from it.

          Those same European countries also have a High Trust society, they are more inclined toward Community over Individuality.

          There's a safety net that reassures the individual who possesses the means to retaliate that they don't really have to.

          The average american does not feel protected from their environment, by their environment.

          It's Him or Her versus The World that is The Threat itself.

          That's why it's always a paranoid and delusional individual that goes and does -That- by himself in the US. And why it's never a large group that commits it.

          They're alone.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People who give us burgers shit for our guns and emergency self sufficiency obsession tend to forget out country committed several dozen genocides, had slavery and segregation, AND a eugenics program that directly inspired hitler. For the majority of its existence.

            In that context, the immediate panic over anti-any-race rhetoric from whatever race it is makes perfect sense. The US government eradicates or cripples any people it sets its sights on and we're all captives. It's gotten worse because our economic ability to simply fricking move is vanishing rapidly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Insulting ones body is the hallmark of how women and feminine men insult each other because to them, having their body insulted is the biggest blow to their self esteem imaginable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Immediately starts talking about penis

        no-guns literally can not go 1 nanosecond without thinking about wiener huh?

        he knew exactly what he was doing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gun grabbers
          most of the replies are from people implying that they own guns you fricking moronic cretin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reading the article what he did was actually really ingenious, but because he was selling them it was going to be exposed eventually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kinda makes me wanna try…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should. I myself would like to release feral chickens everywhere.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes me think that if we didn't have all this red tape bullshit we'd probably already have mammoth elephant hybrids walking around. If a literal 80 year old boomer can clone and make hybrid sheep then actual laboratories have no excuse.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so true
            where is my mammoth mount scientists…

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's trivial to pay someone $400 for a pair of wooly mammoth testicles. ANYone can do it. Easy peasy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cloning from fresh semen is the same as cloning from 15,000 year old half decomposed skin
            dumbass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you'd incubate the embryo in the elephant you own in your backyard? moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This reminds me of that gas station dick pills guy apparently it was just a one guy operation who smuggled in a ton of whatever is in viagra/cialis from China then repacked it into other pills and sold the stuff as a suppliment that are still in circulation today.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m like 95 percent sure you’re thinking of a cartoon dude

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It gets even more rediculous he's an illegal immigrant from south korea owned and operated a nationally distributing business in the US. Only possible in California.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Only possible in California.
              Well, that makes more sense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spbp
      nothing wrong with his method of cloning
      moron just tried to introduce an invasive species because they believe shooting a bigger animal will cure their micropenis

      To add, it wasn’t just that he brought in foreign DNA, but it was also DNA from an endangered species. Which is illegal to possess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I theory it wouldn't be illegal if he just recreated the DNA from the documents that held it's sequence?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, if it’s a clone then he’s still in possession of a member of an endangered species without authorization, which is illegal.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's BS. If I can clone an endangered animal from raw data I should be called a hero.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if it’s a clone then he’s still in possession of a member of an endangered species without authorization, which is illegal.

        it's not endangered
        it's not illegal to hunt
        it's not illegal to own

        breeding it or importing it without a license is illegal though.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any transgression done to nature is illegal unless ~~*they*~~ do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, anon. You know what else ~~*they*~~ do? Breath air, you should totally stop breathing it so you can epically own them, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey Dr Mengele himself glued ~~*my nana’s*~~ big nose shut in da camps. ~~*She*~~ was shvitzing all over and turned purple but it made ~~*her*~~ immune to da gas chambers and they let ~~*her*~~ go.

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