bugs would be less scary if the smallest ones were cat sized.
>harder for them to hide
>can't crawl up your leg unnoticed to jumpscare you
>easier to spot
>easier to deal with. Just bonk them with a bat. No need for toxic bug sprays, no need for checking every corner, they can't just run away and hide in a crack in the wall
Also think about shrimps. they are literally sea bugs. imagine a shrimp the size of a medium sized dog. A loot of delicious shrimp meat în just one shrimp.
>cat sized yellow jacket
You really didn't think this through anon.
Yellow Jackets being hostile is a meme. As long as you don’t get close to us they won’t attack a human
you haven't seen bug mouths have you?
>incredibly loud belch
>"roach you introduce me to your family? I wiener wait to meet them"
Anon, have you ever been to Southern Mexico? Because I have.
The size of the insects there are impossible for Americans to comprehend.
We were staying at my cousins house to visit our grandma, who was in her death bed. While there we decided to get to know the area around and went camping close to El Veladero National Park in Guerrero (this was pre-drug war, around 20~ years ago)
So we drive, set up our tents and proceed to do nothing else since we are morons who didn’t know anything about camping and were stupid enough to go sleep in a thick jungle.
Come morning and somebody must have forgotten to close our tent, since the first thing I see when waking up was DOZENS of the biggest wienerroaches I have ever seen. All around the tent, inside our shoes, on top of the “ceiling”, and some inside of our clothes.
Surprise to say that we shit ourselves and got out of there after shaking them off our body.
Apparently the Megaloblatta are native there, but the size of their growing range must be wrong. Some of those fricks must have been 5 inches long.
Good post but I still don't get why people can hate roaches so much. They're basically just beetles. Did yours bite you or shit on your food?
They get everywhere and do leave shit everywhere. It’s kinda hard to articulate but I think there’s something genetic going with the fear of them, pretty much everyone I know has the same story of shitting bricks when they start to fly and all
Apparently you've never been near a jungle, because when a spider the size of a god damned dinner plate jumps at your headlights out of the dark it's a frick of a lot scarier than the little ones lmao
>cat-sized spiders
>less scary
You say that but everything that stings or shoots acids, or has a venomous bite would become a serious threat to your life.
Lot of the circuitry in their little brains would recognize you closer to prey than threat so hyper mobile animals like centipedes or jumping spiders would frick you up.
You'd be living in some special kind of fear filled hell reserved for mice after you lose half your siblings to wasps, and witness a assassin beetles and horseflyes eating people who can't live in the dome.
frick didn't think about that. imagine a praying mantis
or a fricking mosquito. bro could suck me up in one gulp and leave me like a empty Capri sun
On the other hand, what they need to eat expands because they need more sustenance.
Interesting my girlfriend agrees
>bugs are cat sized
>toads are now the size of trucks
>can and will swallow you whole, most deadly animals on the planet
>slowly die of acid burns and suffocation
mmm giamt fromge lemgs
>KAZUMAAAAAA
cool froge