bros my cat is in heat what the FRICK DO I DO

bros my cat is in heat what the FRICK DO I DO

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine just leaving it there, the stress and depression of not moving mounting as you keep it alive and fat.
    God I must be kept away from horses I would torture the shit out of one, fricking ugly creatures. Hate em.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can always use a cotton swab and you know...
    There are videos on youtube that show you how it works

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The method described here

      Firmly press straight down with one finger on the left or right side of the base of her tail. You'll feel the spot between the tail bone and pelvis. Keep pressing until she hisses at you then let go. It should calm her down for an hour or two.

      works best, has no weird touching, zero risk of physical harm, and requires zero materials. Everyone scratches their cat at the base of their tail. It's nearly the exact same thing.

      There's vids on YT of it as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wait so everytime I was scratch my pet at the base I was getting them off??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sort of, yeah. The base of the tail is an erogenous zone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah anon you were basically jerking your cat off. How does this make you feel,?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    or you could buy or use a truck with a winch

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a crane for it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    q-tip

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put it in the freezer dumbass

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly press straight down with one finger on the left or right side of the base of her tail. You'll feel the spot between the tail bone and pelvis. Keep pressing until she hisses at you then let go. It should calm her down for an hour or two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? What are you even asking for in this thread if you're not willing to provide relief for your horny cat?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    penis in pussy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a tomcat to satisfy her urges

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    send her away for a while because her screeches will disturb the neighbors
    why isnt she spayed anyway

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok literally unironically how do you get the horse out? only way i can think of is with some sort of crane which is going to take a long while probably. the horse will eventually realize it's stuck, spook the shit out of itself, thrash around and probably get exhausted in the process.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      flip the grate upside down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dig around, fill with dirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably anesthesize it, slip a harness under / around it, and then lift the grate up - lower the grate a little, and lift the horse out.

      Would require tranquilizers, two cranes (honestly a skidloader would work), and a harness.

      Or use an oxy torch to cut the grate - far enough from the horse that it doesn't burn it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you are two, how hard could this be if you are fit and so is your bro ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amputate the legs and leave them under the grate for rats and foxes to eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got a story for how a horse got removed from one of those way ass out in the sticks.
      So I was camping with my dad. Every time we've camped, we've always kept an extra 6-pack for random visitors. And we did get a dude from the area wandered in to our camp site to shot the shit and pillage our beer (as expected).
      So he told us this story about how he works demolition using dynamite to make help clearings for what eventually gets made in to logging roads.
      Him and the logging crew were planning out a new path, and they ran in to a horse stuck just like in OP's image. This was a few miles from any road wider then a 4-wheeler. The horse was stuck in one that was placed many decades back. So with no way to bring in equipment to get the horse out, and without knowing who's fricking horse it was, the guy set up a bunch of dynamite around the horse and blew it up for the loggers. He later collected horse meat from the trees to cook later and said it was fricking great, even with the charring from the dynamite. And apparently, since he did the dirty work and stayed quiet about it, he got a under the table cash bonus from the logging company.
      Meet some weird fricking people when camping deep out in remote areas. At least they've got fun stories some times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of that video where they exploded a dead beached whale and the guts basically covered half the town because they more explosives then an average episode of Mythbusters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake and gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My part of the story happened, no clue if the mountain man's story is, probably was just yanking my chain... but who knows.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how about i frick you instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(DEAD)
      He said to frick him?
      He's the only guy who cares about your cat here.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You posted a picture of a loaf of bread jackass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a car anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Grow up, it's a donkey

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