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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Owners killed his siblings by burying them alive
    >Bobi only lived because their kids hid him away to stop him being suffocated to death

    Frick his owners.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      effective way to keep stray dogs population under control, rural people usually throw them inside a bag in rivers too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rural dogs also just die randomly from sickness and starving

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there enough evidence that this dog was 31? Like what the frick, that’s an absurd age.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. flat earther

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO NOT LE HECKIN FLOOFIN DOOFIN PUPPERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redditors be like: my fellow Waufners

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not edgy.
      Captcha: 2SOYXY

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    his eyes completely clear

    it's either bullshit or this dog was a genetic miracle

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has dementia, his eyes aren't really looking at anything now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe, but no cataracts whatsoever

        never seen an old dog without some degree of cataract

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has dementia, his eyes aren't really looking at anything now.

          his eyes completely clear

          it's either bullshit or this dog was a genetic miracle

          Like I said, a scam to sell diets and supplemnts

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs can't live to 31. That's like a human living to 200, it's fricking absurd. I would've thought the animal board would be smart enough to not fall for this. Still, RIP.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are so fricking stupid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's like a human living to 200
      Which is documented. Hell, there were humans that lived beyond that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Methuselah lived to 969 years old pleb

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly, you cant understand animals and nature without biblical context.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog lives mostly stress free unimpeded life for the equivalent of two centuries
    >suddenly GUINNESS OLDEST DOG LOOK AT THIS DOG EVERYONE DOG DOG DOG TELL US ABOUT YOUR DOG OWNER HI TAKE A PICTURE GOOD BOY DOG DOG DOG DOG
    Poor bastard couldn't take the stress of fame. Many such cases.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about awards from a beer company

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not caring about rando strange humans coming in and making a huge fuss and ruining the peaceful routine you'd been enjoying for a long time
        That's the problem. The attention itself is what kills.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We need to figure out the perfect formula of how to give a dog enough attention it needs, but not give it so much attention it becomes mortal. Then we could make a dog that lives forever.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no, not human attention! dogs hate that!

            It hurts people too. Socialization is a poison.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no, not human attention! dogs hate that!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no, not human attention! dogs hate that!

          [...]
          It hurts people too. Socialization is a poison.

          the problem is that humanity created a species with extremely defective brains addicted to human attention

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he cute though

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's supposed to be a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo
    I don't see the resemblance at all. He looks much more like a chubby Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doggy race riots.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "savage dogs" lol it's literally "teens"

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dog was not 31

    They simply kept naming their new dog Bobi and neglected to take puppy photos. Their proof? Vaccination records for "Bobi".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since I learned about Tommy Tallarico I realized Guiness World Records isn't credible and you can just buy and self-report your record. It's for-profit novelty book company after all.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape-kun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MODS STICKY

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Debunked, frick off

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he was Portugese and the matter is settled.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chud

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip
    Mods please sticky

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no sticky
    Jannies confirmed gay.
    RIP, Bobi.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even sticky the meme shiba inu when it died. FRICK jannies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 stickies on Wauf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "doge" Shiba died?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the other one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes cheems died

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's true. F.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, he can eat chocolate in heaven.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    his facial expression looks so innocently kind and mentally moronic, I guess dogs must become mentally moronic like humans when they age

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can a 30 year old dog look barely over 5 when most of them start turning grey at 10?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he wasn't 30. It was bullshit. Dogs don't live 30 years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      raw and whole animal-based diet,
      socialization, sunlight, grass, no pollution...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never wore a collar or leash
      >not a working dog
      >very active
      >casually roamed nature around his home all day
      >constantly surrounded by humans and other pets and livestock
      >only ate decent human food made with love

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>not a working dog
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafeiro_do_Alentejo
        He was a LGD.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism, I said he wasn't a working dog not referring to his breed.

          By the way, anyone else seen this shit on his wiki page?
          >His brothers were all buried alive after birth due to Costa's father not wanting to take care of more animals. Since Bobi blended in with the wood of the shed he was born in, Costa's father did not see him when he was collecting the puppies to bury.[4]
          Jesus this guy's an actual monster. Bobi lived long cause he absorbed part of the lifespan of his littermates.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that doesn't sound out of the ordinary for a 1990 shithole country. My grandpa used to love telling the story of how he'd go around catching stray cats in a bag so he could drown them in a river to get rid of them. Said he did it to like 15 kittens at once one time.

            That was in like 1980's. Animal welfare and awareness came a long way in a short time.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's played by a pitbull in the netflix adaptation.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    descanse em paz guerreiro

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The owner basically lived his entire life with his dog. Is that going to hurt more or less than a usual dog lifespan?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      much more. 31 years with a dog by your side all the time and then they're gone? I wouldn't be surprised if he fell into a long lasting depression.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        unlike a human a dog can be replaced, it wont be the same dog, but itll take your mind off things

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unlike a human a dog can be replaced
          There are several orders of magnitude more humans than dogs. Even if you include all canids there are more humans. More than any other animal besides fish and insects. Humans are very much more replaceable. They're basically as easy to replace as a termite or an ant.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what you're gonna kidnap someone elses wife or daughter? Or are these human pounds where you can buy them, just like you would a dog, that I am unaware of? Eat shit

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donna eis requiem

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caralho.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, jinxed?
    F

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sticky?
    wtf

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debunked, scam to get people to buy supplements and raw diet.

    Also promote obesity in pets, not good, frick off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raw diet
      Bobi ate cooked food, same as every other "longest living dog/cat ever!!" when you start looking into their diet. Raw food is a scam by poorgays and lazy fricks who don't want to spend time cooking.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His brain was probably goop for over a decade. He finally got a sweet sleep.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >world's oldest living dogs all live on scraps of normal human food
    really makes me think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        both are true

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny image, made me laugh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if this is gonna convince people to try a scrap diet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s already a thing in the Philippines, look up pagpag

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant with their dogs kek but thanks for the info

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I decided a long time ago to make my future dogs fresh food instead of prepackaged slop. It can still be lower quality than human food, but a million times better than kibble.

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