Blue Whale bros....

Blue Whale bros....

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe it was this big, they don't have the whole skeleton and anyways what was it supposed to eat? The articles on it say molluscs and shit on the seabed like a walrus but don't blue whales need to gulp kilos and kilos of food a day by sucking it into their mouths just to maintain themselves? How the frick does this homie eat?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue whale sized animal only stayed in shallow waters
    Something about this makes me feel uneasy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Hello, fellow whales!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hyper suckus
      these horny paleontologists need to be stopped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually thats a Spinosaurus

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue whale right now:

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cute

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to fight lol

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are all unimaginative morons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What point do you believe your making?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brother do you have any oats

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >size
    >weight
    Well, what is it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      60-80 tons, not as heavy as the average blue whale.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know anything about it and it's in my country. I feel bad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      inca bro, what is your favorite Peruvian fauna?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    times you acted like Perucetus?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reptilian manatee
    wtf man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reptilian
      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mammalian manatee
        wtf man

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We get it schizo you hate new thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prove to me the smug fat whale didn't breath fire.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not how burden of proof works

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like cope to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly the "facts over feelings" crowd prefers feelings to facts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your wisdom is wasted on these mouthbreathers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Remember when it wasn’t wrong to fantasize or assume things of the unknown?

      https://i.imgur.com/Fiubasf.jpg

      You are all unimaginative morons.

      BASED.

      not how burden of proof works

      Bitch. When people proposed bigger sea based animals than the blue whale they got laughed out of the room. You can’t even disprove the possibility that there were kraken-esque cephalopods since they suck ass at fossilization.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what'd they find? a fossil of ur mum? lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He moderates a peruvian plankton-eating sea for free.

      https://i.imgur.com/FbIZ2Ut.png

      How are they going to fight lol

      based. kekked heartily.

      https://i.imgur.com/OEW5rjD.jpg

      Blue whale right now:

      basado

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had a good run

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to rule the world
      Seas would rise when I gave the word

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scientists says

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re a sad man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turbocontrarian ex-redditor finds out what soijaks are
      Congratulations champ! Do you want a cookie for your brave and stunning discovery?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those tiny little back flippers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M WALKIN HERE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1W9uudg.jpg

      Blue Whale bros....

      Why even have feet at all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you have wisdom teeth?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do eat with.
          They don't fit you because you have a deformed mouth thanks to having a slack jaw, thanks to having a soft diet, which started after agriculture was invented.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably left overs for when their feet had a purpose, similiar to how wales still have remenants of their back legs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's been debunked you stupid science b***h

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have tailbone?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          to frick your mom

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have it removed and try to walk. that's why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He moderates a peruvian plankton-eating sea for free.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smug frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even he realizes that he's too moronic looking to be real

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a moronic looking animal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just revise the design eventually and add feathers or a disco ball or some shit anyway

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