birds aren't real. they're drones operated by the NSA to spy on you. wake the frick up

birds aren't real. they're drones operated by the NSA to spy on you. wake the frick up

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did NASA program their drones to shit on my car?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Чëpт вoзьми, дa кaк тaкoe мoглo быть. AHБ тaк дoлгo cyщecтвoвaлo. Птицы жe жили eщe в юpcкoм пepиoдe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      socialist vodka bear potato comrade

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking NSA should tell their drones to stop biting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those fingers are messed up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been trying to tame that beast for 3 days now, at least he calms down when I play vidya

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IF IT FLIES IT SPIES

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So THAT'S why the chinks keep massacring them

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    You have to put sage in options not name

    All fields, morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >So THAT'S why the chinks keep massacring them
      probably not far off from what they would claim at least

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You have to put sage in options not name

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's not a meme and i've never been to reddit. prove to me that they aren't drones spying on you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So are all chicken owners NSA managers or people the NSA have labelled suspicious and "gifted" chickens?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chickens aren't birds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's next? You're going to tell me salmon aren't fish?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fish arent real, they are NSA artifacts spying you bathing

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how come there's penguins in antarctica? What are they spying on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly. why is traveling to antartica illegal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But you can go to antarctica for vacation. I don't know why you would, but you can.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only with the assistance of NSA/CIA employees disguised as tour guides. Try building a house on antartica.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't there no wood or any building materials in general on antarctica? Plus what about this guy? https://www.britannica.com/biography/Richard-E-Byrd

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there's snow. you can build a house with snow.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds kinda hard tbh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we're getting off topic. the birds are spy drones so the NSA can get dirt on your and put you in goulag when the time comes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But why. That seems needlessly complicated. Couldn't you just use the phone mic and camera everyone has? I mean companies already spy on you like this to figure out which ads to show you so it just seems like an occam's razor type deal to me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >What about this guy?
              >Richard E. Byrd

              Dude, his last name is Byrd. BURD! Like BIRD!! Aaaaaah!! He works for the CIA!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you're right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Secret nazi base

      Isn't there no wood or any building materials in general on antarctica? Plus what about this guy? https://www.britannica.com/biography/Richard-E-Byrd

      There's no wood or building materials on Greenland but that doesn't stop eskimos from living there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're keeping an eye on the elder beings.

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