birds aren't real. they're drones operated by the NSA to spy on you. wake the frick up
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birds aren't real. they're drones operated by the NSA to spy on you. wake the frick up
Why did NASA program their drones to shit on my car?
Чëpт вoзьми, дa кaк тaкoe мoглo быть. AHБ тaк дoлгo cyщecтвoвaлo. Птицы жe жили eщe в юpcкoм пepиoдe.
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Fricking NSA should tell their drones to stop biting
those fingers are messed up
I've been trying to tame that beast for 3 days now, at least he calms down when I play vidya
IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
So THAT'S why the chinks keep massacring them
All fields, morons
>So THAT'S why the chinks keep massacring them
probably not far off from what they would claim at least
You have to put sage in options not name
it's not a meme and i've never been to reddit. prove to me that they aren't drones spying on you
So are all chicken owners NSA managers or people the NSA have labelled suspicious and "gifted" chickens?
Chickens aren't birds.
What's next? You're going to tell me salmon aren't fish?
fish arent real, they are NSA artifacts spying you bathing
So how come there's penguins in antarctica? What are they spying on?
exactly. why is traveling to antartica illegal?
But you can go to antarctica for vacation. I don't know why you would, but you can.
only with the assistance of NSA/CIA employees disguised as tour guides. Try building a house on antartica.
Isn't there no wood or any building materials in general on antarctica? Plus what about this guy? https://www.britannica.com/biography/Richard-E-Byrd
there's snow. you can build a house with snow.
Sounds kinda hard tbh
we're getting off topic. the birds are spy drones so the NSA can get dirt on your and put you in goulag when the time comes
But why. That seems needlessly complicated. Couldn't you just use the phone mic and camera everyone has? I mean companies already spy on you like this to figure out which ads to show you so it just seems like an occam's razor type deal to me.
>What about this guy?
>Richard E. Byrd
Dude, his last name is Byrd. BURD! Like BIRD!! Aaaaaah!! He works for the CIA!!
Holy shit you're right.
Secret nazi base
There's no wood or building materials on Greenland but that doesn't stop eskimos from living there.
They're keeping an eye on the elder beings.