>Gigantopithecus walked on all fours
And how do you know this fucking retard? >Muh paleontologists said...
They literally ONLY found some teeth and jaws of gigantopithecus. Nothing more.
Bigfoot and Yeti are the same family of animal just different subspecies. Yeti roamed the fertile planes of Asia originally but as plate tectonics increased elevation they adapted the genetic mutation of thick silvery fur which acted both as thermal insulation similar to a thermal blanket that also prevented snow blindness by reducing reflective glare. During this period the subspecies which you know as Bigfoot split off from the lineage and crossed the land bridge into the Americas seeking temperate climate, during this journey they kept their relatively thinner dark brown coat. American Indians have stories dating far back about the appearance of large man like animals stalking woodlands foraging foliage for food similar to what an ape might do.
There are no apes in the new world. Bigfoot would have to be a new world monkey with a significantly reduced tail.
https://i.imgur.com/BOB96q9.jpg
>the appearance of large man like animals
Sounds like your auntie when she's smoking my greasy old pork bong.
Bigfoot isn't real. There are no sasquatches, no yetis, no yowies, no nada.
Source: Reality.
>the appearance of large man like animals
Sounds like your auntie when she's smoking my greasy old pork bong.
Bigfoot isn't real. There are no sasquatches, no yetis, no yowies, no nada.
Source: Reality.
No it's a Dryopithecus that got huge when it crossed Beringia.
Considering IRL we have gorillas why is it so hard for people to believe the existence of giant monkeys
>There's elephants in africa, I don't see why people can't believe there's elephants living in my cupboards
I wish I had a pygmy elephant
wrong
Real
>Joe. I'm tellin you. Interdimensional. Flesh-eating. Apes! It's real Joe. i have the documents on my desk. Top US Generals send me this stuff!
Jones has been right about a lot.
can I get a qrd on interdimensional bigfoot?
Real?
I want to believe
I wish bigfoot was my dad
I wish I still had a dad
Bigfoot killed him for being weak.
It's probably just a bear
That’s no bear… that’s a skunk ape
>Is actually gigantopithecus
Nope. Gigantopithecus walked on all fours. Different foot prints, more similar to those of a orangutan.
Could walk on 2 legs to forage tho
>Gigantopithecus walked on all fours
And how do you know this fucking retard?
>Muh paleontologists said...
They literally ONLY found some teeth and jaws of gigantopithecus. Nothing more.
I have a time machine. I was going to offer to take you but I don’t want to anymore.
An another lie.
You can only time travel using portals like him
Those are dimensional portals not time portals learn the difference.
I wish I could save them in some sort of time machine
Yoooo WTF is that real???
There are no apes in the new world. Bigfoot would have to be a new world monkey with a significantly reduced tail.
Gigantopithecus
wrong.
OH MY GOD I FUCKNG KNEW IT
Any idea why the other guy responded to this joke with all of that? Doesn't even seem to be OP.
Probably just fat fingered it and only meant to reply to the first one.
proof?
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/did-bigfoot-really-exist-how-gigantopithecus-became-extinct-16649201/
Trust the Science
real
Bigfoot and Yeti are the same family of animal just different subspecies. Yeti roamed the fertile planes of Asia originally but as plate tectonics increased elevation they adapted the genetic mutation of thick silvery fur which acted both as thermal insulation similar to a thermal blanket that also prevented snow blindness by reducing reflective glare. During this period the subspecies which you know as Bigfoot split off from the lineage and crossed the land bridge into the Americas seeking temperate climate, during this journey they kept their relatively thinner dark brown coat. American Indians have stories dating far back about the appearance of large man like animals stalking woodlands foraging foliage for food similar to what an ape might do.
>Bigfoot and Yeti are the same family of animal just different subspecies.
proof?
https://16nation.com/blogs/news/from-yeti-to-bigfoot-the-differences-between-these-mysterious-creatures
>some blog said
welp, can't argue with that
Yeah, whatever you say. Bigfoot.
>the appearance of large man like animals
Sounds like your auntie when she's smoking my greasy old pork bong.
Bigfoot isn't real. There are no sasquatches, no yetis, no yowies, no nada.
Source: Reality.
Sasquatch is not related to Bigfoot or Yeti. Sasquatch is megatherium aka giant sloth.
Sounds real
Schizo take meds