Bigfoot

Is actually gigantopithecus

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No it's a Dryopithecus that got huge when it crossed Beringia.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Considering IRL we have gorillas why is it so hard for people to believe the existence of giant monkeys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's elephants in africa, I don't see why people can't believe there's elephants living in my cupboards

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had a pygmy elephant

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Joe. I'm tellin you. Interdimensional. Flesh-eating. Apes! It's real Joe. i have the documents on my desk. Top US Generals send me this stuff!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jones has been right about a lot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can I get a qrd on interdimensional bigfoot?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Real?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish bigfoot was my dad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I still had a dad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bigfoot killed him for being weak.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably just a bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s no bear… that’s a skunk ape

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Is actually gigantopithecus
    Nope. Gigantopithecus walked on all fours. Different foot prints, more similar to those of a orangutan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could walk on 2 legs to forage tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gigantopithecus walked on all fours
      And how do you know this fricking moron?
      >Muh paleontologists said...
      They literally ONLY found some teeth and jaws of gigantopithecus. Nothing more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a time machine. I was going to offer to take you but I don’t want to anymore.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          An another lie.
          You can only time travel using portals like him

          https://i.imgur.com/EDQMsIK.png

          wrong

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Those are dimensional portals not time portals learn the difference.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could save them in some sort of time machine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yoooo WTF is that real???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are no apes in the new world. Bigfoot would have to be a new world monkey with a significantly reduced tail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gigantopithecus

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD I FRICKNG KNEW IT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any idea why the other guy responded to this joke with all of that? Doesn't even seem to be OP.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just fat fingered it and only meant to reply to the first one.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    proof?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/did-bigfoot-really-exist-how-gigantopithecus-became-extinct-16649201/
      Trust the Science

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://16nation.com/blogs/news/from-yeti-to-bigfoot-the-differences-between-these-mysterious-creatures

        real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dIDIoEx.png

      wrong.

      Bigfoot and Yeti are the same family of animal just different subspecies. Yeti roamed the fertile planes of Asia originally but as plate tectonics increased elevation they adapted the genetic mutation of thick silvery fur which acted both as thermal insulation similar to a thermal blanket that also prevented snow blindness by reducing reflective glare. During this period the subspecies which you know as Bigfoot split off from the lineage and crossed the land bridge into the Americas seeking temperate climate, during this journey they kept their relatively thinner dark brown coat. American Indians have stories dating far back about the appearance of large man like animals stalking woodlands foraging foliage for food similar to what an ape might do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bigfoot and Yeti are the same family of animal just different subspecies.
        proof?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://16nation.com/blogs/news/from-yeti-to-bigfoot-the-differences-between-these-mysterious-creatures

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >some blog said
            welp, can't argue with that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are no apes in the new world. Bigfoot would have to be a new world monkey with a significantly reduced tail.

          https://i.imgur.com/BOB96q9.jpg

          >the appearance of large man like animals
          Sounds like your auntie when she's smoking my greasy old pork bong.
          Bigfoot isn't real. There are no sasquatches, no yetis, no yowies, no nada.
          Source: Reality.

          Yeah, whatever you say. Bigfoot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the appearance of large man like animals
        Sounds like your auntie when she's smoking my greasy old pork bong.
        Bigfoot isn't real. There are no sasquatches, no yetis, no yowies, no nada.
        Source: Reality.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sasquatch is not related to Bigfoot or Yeti. Sasquatch is megatherium aka giant sloth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo take meds

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