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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We could have had a fun thread about fat coons and but of course some morons have to sperg out over pronouns.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he in prison

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Them? Theres only one

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ABSOLUTE BIG CHONKER

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are raccoons a pest only in america?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to save the picture but your shitty f*moid conversation ruins the whole picture.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old people where i live buy hotdogs and marshmallows and feed the racoons so theyre all obese

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raccoons can't resist the goyslop.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one can. Goyslop is designed to be addictive

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hug the racoon
    >racoon vomits all over you

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how it's almost impossible to tell the gender of a raccoon from an image.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      since there's no rope around the coon's neck, it is safe to assume he's not a troon

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >them
    raccoons are male animals by default

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced perspective is doing a lot of work here.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    them? theres like several?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Them as in a gender neutral pronoun I think.
      No, not the troon kind.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers don't seem to know that it's been used in English that way since forever. I hear that a lot and any time I say them I get 12 year old /misc/Black folk acting like I just put twitter pronouns in my bio.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          fake news, he is the gender neutral pronoun in english
          everything is a he until noted otherwise
          why a group of people is called men, mankind, firemen, congressmen, and then if someone is known to be female you change it to the female pronoun
          the profession is an actor, if you are a female doing it you are an actress
          in the 90s feminist and gay propaganda started forcing everyone to nuspeak and say "he or she" instead of just he, and introduced things like "mail carrier" instead of mailman and now we've gotten to the point of using plurals even though the word "it" would already be sufficient if you really insist on removing gender from the language.

          it hasn't been since forever, it's been one generation

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How old are you

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looking for fresh teenagers to groom on discord?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it hasn't been since forever, it's been one generation
            You're just wrong. There are plenty of sources that contradict your claim here, but I'm sure that you'll call them "pozzed israeli psyops" or some other room-temperature-IQ dismissive phrase.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"pozzed israeli psyops"
              not him and this is a shit thread so I'm allowed to say this, but whether past usage was like that or not does not invalidate that this is what I'm quoting

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What in the actual frick is that spacing? Jesus christ. Your formatting is just as shit your brain dead historical take.

            Lurk moar gaygit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Autism.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. Them is used for plural.
            >I want to hug it
            Is proper English.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Him" is the default in English for an animate object of unknown gender. Stop trying to sound smarter than you are, troony.

            it is the normal way people refer to an ungendered animal. them is used, in my experience, for people of unknown gender. but he is definitely not the default i. e. you are literally ESL and should refrain from lessons in your non native languages.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers don't seem to know that it's been used in English that way since forever. I hear that a lot and any time I say them I get 12 year old /misc/Black folk acting like I just put twitter pronouns in my bio.

        It's weird how it's almost impossible to tell the gender of a raccoon from an image.

        Yes, ESL; it is apt to utilize the word "them" if the object of the sentence is a person or creature of unknown sex. In addition — before you even bother saying it — there is no rule stating that animals must always be referred to as "it".

        If we are going by that logic it would be "Her" moron. Listen to any account of a boat or vehicle which are animate objects of no perceiveble gender in English countries and you will hear feminine pronouns or names. Unless you actually meant something like "individual/person of unknown gender" if you were able to use English to correctly articulate the point you are trying and failing to make. Go back to your containment board brainlet and go back to high-school while you are at it so you can actually learn how to speak English.

        https://i.imgur.com/Mq9QWlG.jpg

        >Nooooo! There can't be multiple anons in a thread that think I am moronic ESL third worlder they are just one schizo!
        >I am not a schizo who knows nothing about the English language who can't stop digging a hole nooooo!
        I will save you from further embarrassment and accept your concession. Accept your caste as a low life third worlder and do not attempt to try and come off as some intellectual vanguard against cultural decadence. Your a Black person homosexual shitting up Wauf of all places and would make pic rel wince in your presence.

        colloquial use of the singular "them" was fairly uncommon in english speaking countries when referring to non-human animals, and, by a lesser extent, humans, until fairly recently. yes, use of the singular "them" is grammatically correct, but it remains far, far more common to refer to an animal of an unknown species using the pronouns "it" or "he."
        usage of "them" in place of "it"/"he" for animals and "she"/"her" increased starting in 2018 or so. while you can find historical usage of the singular "they," in modern connotations it is generally used as a deliberately "gender neutral" pronoun rather than a situational one.
        all of this is to say: just call the fricking racoon "it." don't be a homosexual about it.
        >t. Waufgay with a linguistics degree

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yes, use of the singular "them" is grammatically correct
          >you can find historical usage of the singular "they,"
          The only things that matter.
          >in modern connotations it is generally used as a deliberately "gender neutral" pronoun rather than a situational one.
          Irrelevant.
          >just call the fricking racoon "it." don't be a homosexual about it.
          Shut the frick up, homosexual. The only thing matters is that it is grammatically correct.
          >Waufgay
          Go back to homosexual poetry board, homosexual.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao at rightoids being triggered over a single word

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were, then it ate them

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talking about the cuties at the back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, ESL; it is apt to utilize the word "them" if the object of the sentence is a person or creature of unknown sex. In addition — before you even bother saying it — there is no rule stating that animals must always be referred to as "it".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Him" is the default in English for an animate object of unknown gender. Stop trying to sound smarter than you are, troony.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we are going by that logic it would be "Her" moron. Listen to any account of a boat or vehicle which are animate objects of no perceiveble gender in English countries and you will hear feminine pronouns or names. Unless you actually meant something like "individual/person of unknown gender" if you were able to use English to correctly articulate the point you are trying and failing to make. Go back to your containment board brainlet and go back to high-school while you are at it so you can actually learn how to speak English.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >inb4 muh animals are animate objects and not sentient organisms

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Youre talking but all I hear is the sound of wieners being severed

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine thinking people taking the piss out of your ESL ass are troons
              You third worlders are insufferable. I am not talking, I am writing. Why haven't you done your home work on the English langauge homosexual? Next thing you need to do is learn how to swim so you don't drown in the kali yuga while being an insufferable Black person on an image board. Look at animal pics and frick off before you embarrass yourself even more.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get that HRT rage under control sister.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont fall under that sort of political spectrum to be compelled to do that.
                But I agree with

                Autism.

                that you fall under some kind of spectrum.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You agree with one of your headmates? Must be a good day for the system.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo! There can't be multiple anons in a thread that think I am moronic ESL third worlder they are just one schizo!
                >I am not a schizo who knows nothing about the English language who can't stop digging a hole nooooo!
                I will save you from further embarrassment and accept your concession. Accept your caste as a low life third worlder and do not attempt to try and come off as some intellectual vanguard against cultural decadence. Your a Black person homosexual shitting up Wauf of all places and would make pic rel wince in your presence.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blah blah blah
            If you are referring to an animal (or an inanimate object) and you are so moronic that you will be butthurt at assuming the wrong gender on its behalf, you can refer to it as, "it," as you can see I have done multiple times and it sounds natural.

            Only absolute morons use them/they for singular gender neutral pronouns. In the history of the English language, them/they for singular pronouns has been incorrect until the last few years, and even then only by a small minority. Assuming it is here to stay is akin to thinking whatever dumbass zoomer terms have popped up recently (e.g. rizz) is going to be part of the English lexicon for generations.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blah blah blah
            If you are referring to an animal (or an inanimate object) and you are so moronic that you will be butthurt at assuming the wrong gender on its behalf, you can refer to it as, "it," as you can see I have done multiple times and it sounds natural.

            Only absolute morons use them/they for singular gender neutral pronouns. In the history of the English language, them/they for singular pronouns has been incorrect until the last few years, and even then only by a small minority. Assuming it is here to stay is akin to thinking whatever dumbass zoomer terms have popped up recently (e.g. rizz) is going to be part of the English lexicon for generations.

            Case in point: if you refer to a boat as it, no one will bat an eye. Absolutely every single inanimate object you can think of that you can refer to as she could also just as easily be referred to as it. Conversely, the vast majority of inanimate objects will be referred to as it and if you were to refer to it as a she, you would be an absolute fricking weirdo.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reject coon, acquire harem.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wholesome animal torture

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody forced it to eat anything, they caught it like that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/26E03SN.jpg

        Animals get fat for winter, no human intervention needed

        they don't get that fat without human trash

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody forces them to eat human trash, in fact most try to prevent raccoons from fricking with their trashcans

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Untrue

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animals get fat for winter, no human intervention needed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they do, but the one OP posted is preparing for a nuclear winter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't reply to yourself.

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