best pet for companionship and company?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    to save some money in the meantime, ikea shark plush, also good for cats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not trans so agreed

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACKEST GORILLA.
    Imagine the thrill of the BBC!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pigeons/doves all they want to do is be around you or on you all day to the point you hardly have to train them they just follow you everywhere.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing with wieneratiels if they're hand-reared
      Birds are very sweet animals once their fear has been erased

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doves are great birds, I hadn't owned one before I brought this little fricker home and now he's probably my favorite bird ever. They really do just follow you around like a pokemon once they're bonded to you, always wanting to be handled. Very sweet and innocent little creatures. Picrel, I'm chilling in the backyard with him right now.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    giant gippsland earthworm

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demodex mites

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorilla+Dog

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catdog

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human (female).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Human (male)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the best answer, unironically. Find a guy who is on the same wavelength as you. They will understand you much better than a woman ever will.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why r u gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you feel that way.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being gay is a choice and it's the superior one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I find one? The store said they didn't have any on stock. Can I just grab one at the park?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The woman in the park are free, you can just pick one and take home. The ~~*elites*~~ don't want you to know that.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tapeworm.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog

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