"kiss attack" is actually dog body language for "please don't hurt me". If you beat your dog it will basically beg for you not to hurt them because they know they're stuck with you.
On the other hand, dogs that are hit by their owner are more likely to bite strangers. That's why american boomers, the ones that breathed in leaded gas fumes, always said "you never reach towards a dogs head! you never pet a strange dog! they WILL bite you!" but today you can go to the park and pet every non-pitbull dog there is right on the head... as long as their owner is white.
That's not "just how dogs act", that's how dogs act when they know humans will attack them.
>What's the moral lesson here?
dogs = women
Kind of like how if you beat a b***h she'll act loyal when you're around but once you're gone she will be the most vile, amoral man eater in town and make a hobby out of picking up suckers just for alimony money, child support, and a fake rape case?
I really like dogs and would never hurt one that wasn't hurting me but just once I was really challenged by my best friend's dog. He and his wife bought a labradoodle puppy and neither had ever had a dog before so they did a terrible job of training it. He can sit for a treat and that's about it, telling him "no" gets zero reaction. Dog's a spazz and will constantly compete for attention, he'll steal stuff like hats and socks right off of you and grab stuff out of your hand and run with it. And they just go "aw you bad dog, he's such a rascal!" and let him get away with it.
And once we were drinking some beers and the little c**t grabbed my hat out of my hand. I grabbed the dog by the scruff and raised my fist and I swear I came within a millisecond of punching that little fricker right in the face. And god it would have felt so good... but I had just about that millisecond before my friend and his wife realized what I was doing and so I didn't.
tldr I don't blame Cesar for smacking that dog.
untrained 'doodles' are the worst fricking dogs. neurotic fricking morons. just smart enough to piss you off constantly. next time you can sweep its leg pin it to the ground and pinch/twist its belly where it meets the hair line until it yelps you have to do it pretty quickly after it shows behavior you dont like. they shouldve gotten a regular lab
the shit out of your dog
Fricking what?
Never heard this shit before
I remember a dog got maimed or some shit because a moron intern didn't know how to handle it on a treadmill at his kennel, but I've never heard of him beating dogs
Unironically way tamer than my grandfather. When his bird dogs chased rabbits he'd let them reach a safe distance and blast their rear ends with a shotgun. Just enough for the pellets to bounce off of them. Dogs are tougher than you think.
That dipshit is probably.working at McDonald's or Starbucks.
I guarantee he thought he had "made it" when he got his own TV show and splurged on a new house and car (all owned by the bank now).
So atleast there's that.
>Why does a Hispanic who is shorter than most women think every problem should be solved by forcing a confrontation and then attacking something smaller than him
Because he's a shitskin mutt with napoleon syndrome. What do you think?
I only hit my dogs on the instruction of white trainers. At least bill koehler knew what he was doing and was honestly modifying behavior instead of trying to feel six inches taller. Granted, a dog trained with his method may not be safe for strangers and children especially if it's a more stubborn breed, and you might cause some injuries, but working dogs are put down when they can't work and are not pets. They are slaves and need to know their place and do their job. You are meant to want your dog to bite strangers, that's the point of the dog.
The US Army ditched that guys methods because they got sick of dogs that would randomly shut down or turn on handlers when blaming "breeding" wasn't working. Most working dogs in first world countries are now understood to be more reliable if they have no reasons to be afraid of people - except brown skinned men in robes, you gotta get a guy in a costume for that one.
>Caesar pls help us with our reactive husky. We r wommin and didn't socialize our dog. >Ok >*walks husky directly up to strange dog* >*kicks husky in the leg provoking a reaction* >RESPECT ME YOU STUPID homosexual DOG >LISTEN >SUBMIT >FRICKING RESPECT ME >TREAT ME LIKE A MAN >I AM A FRICKING MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU FRICKING RESPECT ME OR I WILL HURT YOU >*dangles husky by prong collar until it passes out* >DO YOU KNOW MY HISTORY WITH THE CARTEL? RESPECT ME. >*drops husky to the ground* >See, now I am the boss. I am a real man. The dog respects me.
What could cause someone to treat a 40lb animal bred for docility like that?
>*walks husky directly up to strange dog* >*kicks husky in the leg provoking a reaction* >RESPECT ME YOU STUPID homosexual DOG >LISTEN >SUBMIT >FRICKING RESPECT ME >TREAT ME LIKE A MAN >I AM A FRICKING MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU FRICKING RESPECT ME OR I WILL HURT YOU >*dangles husky by prong collar until it passes out* >DO YOU KNOW MY HISTORY WITH THE CARTEL? RESPECT ME. >*drops husky to the ground* >See, now I am the boss. I am a real man. The dog respects me.
Every tall and better looking guy I know is extremely gentle with dogs but still punishes them, but it's just normal person things like saying no, leg sweeps, denial, etc.
>pic
Goddamn, this guy should stick to cats or hamsters or something, any dog bigger than a yorkshire terrier would tear this homosexual to fricking shreds in mere seconds.
Hit owns pits, but I guess they see his short stocky body and spaced out beady eyes and recognize him as one of their own. After all, they've only mauled other people.
Hispanic prick
>beats the shit out of dog
>dog ends up loving him
What's the moral lesson here?
>What's the moral lesson here?
dogs = women
"kiss attack" is actually dog body language for "please don't hurt me". If you beat your dog it will basically beg for you not to hurt them because they know they're stuck with you.
On the other hand, dogs that are hit by their owner are more likely to bite strangers. That's why american boomers, the ones that breathed in leaded gas fumes, always said "you never reach towards a dogs head! you never pet a strange dog! they WILL bite you!" but today you can go to the park and pet every non-pitbull dog there is right on the head... as long as their owner is white.
That's not "just how dogs act", that's how dogs act when they know humans will attack them.
Kind of like how if you beat a b***h she'll act loyal when you're around but once you're gone she will be the most vile, amoral man eater in town and make a hobby out of picking up suckers just for alimony money, child support, and a fake rape case?
>"kiss attack" is actually dog body language for "please don't hurt me"
I've never hit my dog and he assaults me with a kiss attack every morning
Is he terrified of me?
he's just horny, bend over and spread your legs
what's dog body language for horny?
Jesus frick you're moronic
I really like dogs and would never hurt one that wasn't hurting me but just once I was really challenged by my best friend's dog. He and his wife bought a labradoodle puppy and neither had ever had a dog before so they did a terrible job of training it. He can sit for a treat and that's about it, telling him "no" gets zero reaction. Dog's a spazz and will constantly compete for attention, he'll steal stuff like hats and socks right off of you and grab stuff out of your hand and run with it. And they just go "aw you bad dog, he's such a rascal!" and let him get away with it.
And once we were drinking some beers and the little c**t grabbed my hat out of my hand. I grabbed the dog by the scruff and raised my fist and I swear I came within a millisecond of punching that little fricker right in the face. And god it would have felt so good... but I had just about that millisecond before my friend and his wife realized what I was doing and so I didn't.
tldr I don't blame Cesar for smacking that dog.
untrained 'doodles' are the worst fricking dogs. neurotic fricking morons. just smart enough to piss you off constantly. next time you can sweep its leg pin it to the ground and pinch/twist its belly where it meets the hair line until it yelps you have to do it pretty quickly after it shows behavior you dont like. they shouldve gotten a regular lab
I need cesar to help my dog get used to cum denial.
the shit out of your dog
Fricking what?
Never heard this shit before
I remember a dog got maimed or some shit because a moron intern didn't know how to handle it on a treadmill at his kennel, but I've never heard of him beating dogs
>never heard of him beating dogs
Literally every episode.
>taping is beating
meds
now
>taping
Taping or tapping?
you have to let the dog take a big chunk of you without defending yourself, it's the only way.
Unironically way tamer than my grandfather. When his bird dogs chased rabbits he'd let them reach a safe distance and blast their rear ends with a shotgun. Just enough for the pellets to bounce off of them. Dogs are tougher than you think.
Was Elmer Fudd your grandfather?
BORN INTO A PACK
>you call this violence 'civilized'?
That dipshit is probably.working at McDonald's or Starbucks.
I guarantee he thought he had "made it" when he got his own TV show and splurged on a new house and car (all owned by the bank now).
So atleast there's that.
>Why does a Hispanic who is shorter than most women think every problem should be solved by forcing a confrontation and then attacking something smaller than him
Because he's a shitskin mutt with napoleon syndrome. What do you think?
I only hit my dogs on the instruction of white trainers. At least bill koehler knew what he was doing and was honestly modifying behavior instead of trying to feel six inches taller. Granted, a dog trained with his method may not be safe for strangers and children especially if it's a more stubborn breed, and you might cause some injuries, but working dogs are put down when they can't work and are not pets. They are slaves and need to know their place and do their job. You are meant to want your dog to bite strangers, that's the point of the dog.
B8.
The US Army ditched that guys methods because they got sick of dogs that would randomly shut down or turn on handlers when blaming "breeding" wasn't working. Most working dogs in first world countries are now understood to be more reliable if they have no reasons to be afraid of people - except brown skinned men in robes, you gotta get a guy in a costume for that one.
lmao you sound like a white trash trailer park hick with a deformed inbred gsd that attacks anything in sight
>Caesar pls help us with our reactive husky. We r wommin and didn't socialize our dog.
>Ok
>*walks husky directly up to strange dog*
>*kicks husky in the leg provoking a reaction*
>RESPECT ME YOU STUPID homosexual DOG
>LISTEN
>SUBMIT
>FRICKING RESPECT ME
>TREAT ME LIKE A MAN
>I AM A FRICKING MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU FRICKING RESPECT ME OR I WILL HURT YOU
>*dangles husky by prong collar until it passes out*
>DO YOU KNOW MY HISTORY WITH THE CARTEL? RESPECT ME.
>*drops husky to the ground*
>See, now I am the boss. I am a real man. The dog respects me.
What could cause someone to treat a 40lb animal bred for docility like that?
I wonder.
Oh. That explains everything.
>*walks husky directly up to strange dog*
>*kicks husky in the leg provoking a reaction*
>RESPECT ME YOU STUPID homosexual DOG
>LISTEN
>SUBMIT
>FRICKING RESPECT ME
>TREAT ME LIKE A MAN
>I AM A FRICKING MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU FRICKING RESPECT ME OR I WILL HURT YOU
>*dangles husky by prong collar until it passes out*
>DO YOU KNOW MY HISTORY WITH THE CARTEL? RESPECT ME.
>*drops husky to the ground*
>See, now I am the boss. I am a real man. The dog respects me.
Not so gigachad when he's 5'5" is he?
Every tall and better looking guy I know is extremely gentle with dogs but still punishes them, but it's just normal person things like saying no, leg sweeps, denial, etc.
>pic
Goddamn, this guy should stick to cats or hamsters or something, any dog bigger than a yorkshire terrier would tear this homosexual to fricking shreds in mere seconds.
Hit owns pits, but I guess they see his short stocky body and spaced out beady eyes and recognize him as one of their own. After all, they've only mauled other people.