>be pepper
>evolve capsaicin so mammals don't eat your seeds and destroy them with their stomach acid
>birds spread your seeds farther anyways
>humans come along
>the chemical you specifically evolved so they don't eat you is why they're eating you
>oh shit
>humans start farming you and now you're found all over the globe
Yeah I'm thinking based
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>bell pepper
>capsaicin
best herp for someone with not a whole lot of money or time?
Frogs and snakes are generally the easiest. Of course it depends on the species, but ball pythons, corn snakes , pacman frogs only need to eat once a week once full grown and care is pretty easy. Snakes you can handle but frogs not really.
Only people that are onions eat capsaicin.
red bell peppers frick yea
I wonder if there's any good sleeper spices. Like ones that are just as good as another, but never took off.
Thanks for making Paella much better bro.
like a quarter of the world's major cash crops are this
>tobacco
>coffee
>poppy
>cannabis
>coca
Evolution is not real. If it was why can't I tell my body to develop weapons from my back?
Individuals do not evolve.
Natural selection is not real. If it was why have this anons ancestors continued to today despite being a bloodline of morons?
picrel
Being cute, tasty and/or useful to humans is the ultimate selective pressure.
thing is humans will orcify you
imagine showing a pug to a wolf
Are there any mutant pug-like peppers?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_scorpion
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