>be pepper. >evolve capsaicin so mammals don't eat your seeds and destroy them with their stomach acid

>be pepper
>evolve capsaicin so mammals don't eat your seeds and destroy them with their stomach acid
>birds spread your seeds farther anyways
>humans come along
>the chemical you specifically evolved so they don't eat you is why they're eating you
>oh shit
>humans start farming you and now you're found all over the globe
Yeah I'm thinking based

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bell pepper
    >capsaicin

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    best herp for someone with not a whole lot of money or time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frogs and snakes are generally the easiest. Of course it depends on the species, but ball pythons, corn snakes , pacman frogs only need to eat once a week once full grown and care is pretty easy. Snakes you can handle but frogs not really.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only people that are onions eat capsaicin.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    red bell peppers frick yea

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if there's any good sleeper spices. Like ones that are just as good as another, but never took off.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for making Paella much better bro.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    like a quarter of the world's major cash crops are this
    >tobacco
    >coffee
    >poppy
    >cannabis
    >coca

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution is not real. If it was why can't I tell my body to develop weapons from my back?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Individuals do not evolve.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Natural selection is not real. If it was why have this anons ancestors continued to today despite being a bloodline of morons?

      • 8 months ago
        future

        picrel

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being cute, tasty and/or useful to humans is the ultimate selective pressure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing is humans will orcify you
      imagine showing a pug to a wolf

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are there any mutant pug-like peppers?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_scorpion

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            SMASHED AND SLAMMED

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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